Fiancé and I broke up about a week ago, no place to go, job is starting to slip, seeing this girl who is sweet...

Fiancé and I broke up about a week ago, no place to go, job is starting to slip, seeing this girl who is sweet, but not for me. Is it time to enlist? I'm 21

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you could always just become homeless, you'll live longer than if you enlist

>fiance
>21
im sure the marriage was a done deal op

yup
just in time for trump war to commence too

I don't think your motivations are the right ones

no war atm. livable wage. medical, dental. free education. travel. why the fuck not? i did it and regret nothing.

Yeah OP but don't enlist in my marine corps we don't need anymore faggotry

>joining the military because tfw when no gf

Join the marine core and tell them you want to rape some sand nigger poon while her dads dead body is laying next to you both. They will instantly start you as a captain - its what I did and its awesome.

I just feel like I'm wandering with no direction. I had the same problem when girlie and I were together. We were together for 5 years, so naturally because I'm a dumb kid I thought that it was my purpose. Will enlisting give me what I'm looking for?

> when I can relate
True this works I can confirm

It might.

no dont enlist.
also you were too young to get married
you are RUNNING FROM YOURSELF
seeking control by other people, running from the pressure of making your own decisions.
giving up you own precious LIFE

this

If you're going to enlist, at least go Air Force. Less likely to fuck up your life.

Dude, why do you think people join the military? I talked to a couple of ex-marines, the reasons that kept coming up were

>recruiter told me I'd get to fuck girls all around the world
>my dad was beating the shit out of me
>I had no idea what I want to do

Maybe 1/10 people enlist because of some noble reason about protecting democracy or shit. Most of the people in the military are simply social rejects who don't know how to function if someone doesn't tell them what to do.

Fuckit, why not.

You'll get to meet interesting people, learn a trade or marketable skill, and be hailed a hero when you come back with excellent job prospects.

Seriously, if you are young and single it's a no-brainer. Better than college and pays for college later.

And it's not like it's a lifetime. Do four years and get out a smarter, wiser person.

Not into danger? Go Air Force
Wanna travel? Navy
Just wanna chill stateside? Army
Wanna see if you can be a badass? Marines
And finally if you want a little excitement sprinkled over a cushy assignment: Coast Guard

Yeah, go kill some Muslims, that'll make you feel so much better

>You'll get to meet interesting people, learn a trade or marketable skill, and be hailed a hero when you come back with excellent job prospects.


Or get injured, thrown out, end up with PTSD and drink yourself to an early grave while being homeless.

>Maybe 1/10 people enlist because of some noble reason about protecting democracy or shit. Most of the people in the military are simply social rejects who don't know how to function if someone doesn't tell them what to do.

As an Army veteran i can attest to this being mostly true.

HOWEVER, there is nothing that will TEACH YOU how NOT to be a social reject better. Military service is Man School

No.

There's too many depressed pussies in the military already. Don't need another faggot crying about suicide because some stupid slut cheated on you for a guy with a bigger dick.

Fuck off and keep working at wal-mart.

>get injured, thrown out

Can you say Military Disability for Life?

See? I knew you could....

>marine core

>no war atm
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Pfff. The Chinese will shit and fall back in it before they try anything against us.

You ever hear of Taiwan? You wanna know why they won't cross the 96 miles of the Straights of Taiwan and take it back?

The United States Goddamn Navy! That's why.

how many motor pools did you sweep?

So many liberals ITT lol.
OP, enlisting doesn't mean picking up a gun and running towards ISIS. If you want ease of military, pick USAF or Coasties. Look through all the rates they offer and you'll be surprised. Decide on one, tell your recruiter straight up "either I get this rate or I'm going to ___ branch"

It's not always that easy.

VA investigates how did you get injured, the process is long, it's often very depressing because some of your friends probably died in the incident for which you want to claim money and many people can't deal with it and just give up.

This. And get it in writing.

Totally! Join the militairy. It will be the best experience in your life. Just dont be a faggot about it. Work out and do your best.

Shit dude... do it. Best decision I ever made. Got to be a legit firefighter.

We had a guy get hurt in Basic Training back in 83. Dude's back was all kinds of fucked up when he got in, somehow. Fucked it up more during training and got profiled out. He'll collect E-1 pay for the rest of his LIFE. Yeah, E-1 isn't much, but it's on top of VA care, too. Ol' Gagliardo is probably chillin on a beach right now, the hump-backed mother-fucker...

All the wrong reasons.

All of them

True story, you will need a better reason then being a puny faggot. Why should you lead the charge? Why would others follow you? How would you be a good soldier.

Following to that, unless your ASVAB scores are complete shit, NEVER take a rate low below a score and NEVER take a rate that has no importance "in the real world".
Example, go intel field, have a desk job with opportunity to do boots on ground, do 8+ years as a specialist while taking college courses in spare time (free), get out and apply for a job in East coast area. You'll have priority over all the college kids because companies realize you can handle shit and take orders if needed.

Go Air Force. Lots of opportunities for technical training that will get you a sweet job afterwards. Especially if you go the cybersecurity route.

Yeah dude its great. Get your food and living paid for, Decent pay, make great friends, and get Hella benefits. I'm off to parris island in august.

Veterans are not getting the treatment they deserve, they're getting fucking forgotten and fucked over. Don't be so naive.

>no war atm

Oh wow this must happen every single time! Great! Nothing bad could definitely go wrong!

U should post her tits now that it's over

And then he died

Nah I think I'll be fine with the right training

With the right MOS, you can get out having never risked more than a hangnail and get a job in the high five figure area.

One of the guys I was at Ft Carson with was a Heavy Wheel Mech. The Army gave him a great skill and now he makes just under a hundred grand a year fixing trucks.

We are getting dangerously close to WW3. Better watch out for the russians and the chinese.

Exactly, we're invincible

Again, that's the good stories. There's graveyards full of men who hoped to do the same.

They were like 4/10

>Is it time to enlist?

Do NOT enlist in the military. THINK.

Yeah, but they fukken LIVED first, as Men, not some mere male's faggy existence.

Like I said, it's a matter of what you wanna do. Blaze Bright and risk getting snuffed out, or stay to the rear and oil the machine. The military needs both kinds of people.

>no war

Yep ooh rah

you'll end up like this guy

>I know cause I saw CNN that one time at school

Never take anything these people say seriously because their only experience is what's trending on TV. If that were the case, never fly because of Malaysia airlines, never take a train because Amtrak, never visit another country because Ebola and Zika.

Take it from people who've actually been. We all went through bootcamp and we all had superiors that were assholes. There's no brainwashing to where you just love bullshit that happens. The best thing I learned was to not get married while in or especially traveling OCONUS.

The honest truth and good experience doesn't lie between "You're gonna die while your gf fucks your buddy" and "you're gonna be a god among men killing towelheads"...it's where you decide it to be.

>Yeah, but they fukken LIVED first, as Men, not some mere male's faggy existence.

Yeah, can't live a life without joining the military! Nobody ever has, just look at Elvis.

A man has two jobs in life.
1. Breeding
2. Fighting to protect and provide for its family.

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1:08

It's nice to see some sensible people. Hopefully summer ends soon

I prefer video games and masturbation

>Take it from people who've actually been

My friend walked in on a fellow recruit who had hung himself in the barracks. I know a Marine without legs who cries himself to sleep once a month.

Nice to know that you've bought into the idea that potentially throwing your life away is glamorous.

Enlist and die

Dislike this video and talk about how great Hitler was.

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>just look at Elvis.
"In 1958, he was drafted into military service. He resumed his recording career two years later, producing some of his most commercially successful work before devoting much of the 1960s to making Hollywood films and their accompanying soundtrack albums, most of which were critically derided."

No one on the rebound sees girls who are "Sweet but not for him." ALL girls are for the rebounding man.

2/1,301,300
Cry some more

>I know a Marine without legs who cries himself to sleep once a month.

No you dont

>2016
>Fighting physically when intellectual pursuits are more profitable, more rewarding, and objectively better
>Having a war in your mind that can only be soothed by sticks and stones and empty promises
>Not even waging physical war own your own terms, being a device utilized for monetary gain

Yeah

Pyle went out like a boss.

Fuck this country. You're a fool if you enlist. Especially now that corporate wars for profit are on and won't ever freaking end until corporations stop getting paid.

They're already talking about reinstituting the draft. lol That's because they're running out of dipshits.

Let rich people fight for their own profits.

Nah fuck that you`re probably gonna get shipped to Afghanistan, it really sucks you need to dig your own fucking bed also it is cold as fuck at night and hot as hell at the day time.
Try to join the sheriffs department for some reason they are always looking for people to work there.

This has to be bait

It never ends.

>Nice to know that you've bought into the idea that potentially throwing your life away is glamorous.
Funny because the US military isn't even on the last list of highest suicide rates per job. Scientists, doctors, pharmacists, farmers, real estate, and even electricians lead the top. You gonna tell them not to do their job either? Every military branch has multiple anti-suicide and anti-abuse/sexual harassment programs held monthly that are mandatory. Stats are shown every time of improvements being done. Name a job field outside of that, especially one that I just named above that provides that. Stay retarded.

Actually you're too stupid to realize it's all true, every word of it.

Nice try user

Just check how many people have died in motorcycle accidents, then narrow down how many were vets.

School Therapists have all that.
#served

>implying the entire military consists of direct combat or any combat at all.

Nigger do you even google shit before you start talking it?

That's a lot of work...

>therapists
>not even remotely close

Wow, you sure got him there. Go back to touching small kids due to your empty life lol.

It's summer what do you expect

>Be 'merican
>Think dying for someones political agenda is a great career choice

Proposed at 20? Might as well enlist. You're a failure already

>marine "core"

>implying doing something in a moment of happiness is failing and not what so many people wish they had

I wish I could spit on you.

No, you're right, that's why the infantry branch has been dissolved. There's no more boots on the ground. Good, I'm glad we had this talk where I realized you're just a fucking faggot.

How about you do it yourself then come back here feeling like a cuck'd dumbass. idk why you propose a baseless argument, then expect someone to do the research for you lol.

>Deny reality
>Haha nice try

:^) have fun

You have never even served have you dumb fuck anyway it is like a suicidal thing why a motorcycle im not sure but some have crashed on porpuse.

A lot of my friends are in the military. Some love it, some absolutely hate it. It's really hit and miss depending on who you are, really.

I was in a similar situation recently, my girlfriend of five years who I thought I would marry ended up leaving me. It sucked for a while, but I went to my neighbors daughters graduation a few weeks ago (keep in mind I'm 23, most of the girls there are 17-19). I met this smoking hot, cool as fuck girl there and we hit it off immediately. Can't say for sure if it'll be a permanent thing but we're interested in all the same shit and she's just one amazing bitch overall.

I realized how much my old girl was holding me down after just hanging with this girl a few times. Keep your mind open, try your hardest to keep your job or find a better one, and find a woman that suits you.

Unless you really feel the military is for you, then go for it. Like I said, from what little I know from my friends who are actually in, it's hit and miss.

>Funny because the US military isn't even on the last list of highest suicide rates per job.

I have no idea what you're responding to but the first person clearly said joining the military was tantamount to throwing your life away. Not suicide. He gave examples of people killing themselves in training but that has nothing to do with the military being a waste of a life.

Which it is.

I was in for 4 years and I served in the ME. Do you know what's going on over there? Basically, it's a military industrial complex THEME PARK where killers run around testing out all the new shiny gear the military are paying for, while dying for absolutely nothing.

They're murdering and raping patriots - and I mean that... only "insurgents" are dying over there and their families; almost no "terrorists"- and war crimes go unreported ALL the fucking time. Little ones. Shelling civilian areas or I should say, areas where it's known there's an increased likelihood of topping civilians and not stopping when ordered. Or accidentally firing in advance of an order. etc. Shooting women and using bayonets to extract the bullets so there's no forensic evidence.

Just right wing shitheads and gangsters in uniform fucking people up. And when I say gangsters that's what I mean. Do you know how many Marines are actually street thugs anymore? Seriously. A lot of gangsters join the Corps and travel, pull dirt in other countries and make bank. It's disheartening.

If you're still buying into that patriotic bullshit you need to throw yourself out a window. Seriously. You can't be that dumb and alive at the same time. People have known the real deal since fucking Vietnam and you're still trying to figure this shit out?? Fuck.

Ok now you're just trying way too hard

Do you even know what cuck means or did you just think it sounded like a funny meme when you started browsing this site a week ago

Thanks man.

I wish you could too, because I'd bet you'd bitch out on that as well.
>that's why the infantry branch has been dissolved.
>implying the infantry is the forefront of all military victories
>implying drones don't do more than half the work now

Oh shit the US cavalry has dissolved too. Must be the end of the entire military.

>Have you ever been so mad you attack the other party's experience and lose all grammar knowledge too?

Do you even know what the military is or do you just regurgitate what you see on CNN's VA coverage?

m8 don't be mad at me because you chose a dead-end job. Do you see anyone defending people majoring in art, women's studies or African American history then crying about how it didn't benefit them? Grow up.

Look at yourself. All of your years on earth, your utmost intelligence has brought you to this post. What a fucking garbage existance, no wonder you want to join the military.

>implying even a minority of the US military dies

What year are you living in? Sure, there's casualties but 90% of US soldiers come home.

>'Merica

>implying the infantry is the forefront of all military victories
>implying drones don't do more than half the work

That's exactly why it's throwing your life away, autism incarnate. Think before you post.

And here you are in the same damn post no different from me. Isn't it funny how life works :^)

>implying anyone was ever talking about the infantry, if not discouraging others from joining it

Have you even read through the entire thread or just commented on an area where you were wiping your drool off lol?

still not a war right now.

yeh bro. everyone i know would give a nut to go kill hadji. there's just no hadji to kill. most dudes i know in specwar haven't seen a combat deployment.