be me when i was 17

> be me when i was 17
> 2008
> boxer
> be partying on this island with these girls and some of my friends
> one girl is talking about her tae kwon do training
> i used to take it too when i was little
> got black belt by fifth grade suchajoke.jpeg
> she knows i box and shes really into me
> also total qt3.14
> she starts telling me how we should fight
> we're laughing and im like yeah youd probably work me
> btw shes 5' and im about 6' and have a good 100 pounds on her
> she starts saying i know come on lets go
> so im play wredtling her for a minute and she starts to get really pissy
> saying shit like,"come on be serious"
> she starts actually throwing punches and kicks.
> Im drunk and high just kind of giggling and bobbing and weaving
> letting her get some hits in, its cute
> notIce shes really pissed off
> so i try to stop it
> shes having none of it
> goes full tmnt on my face
> its annoying but doesnt hurt so i let her get it out of her system
> try walking away and she hitting me in the back of the way
> warn her to calm down or im going to treat her like a dude
> she says finally and puts her dukes up again
> i jab her in the jaw and knock her out.
> everyone gets super pissed at me, dislocated the poor girls jaw.
> she was super cool about it, blamed herself.
> still feel like an ass almost ten years later.

Any feel like an asshole stories? This one has been bugging me.

She actually kind of looked like this chick

So, you're sad because you had enough money to be a boxer? Dude, I grew up malnourished. And I'm not complaining. You're complaining about being a boxer?

What? No, I just feel bad I punched a girl. You cray cray.

Oh look!
Nobody cares...

Never fight with a girl, even if its just for fun. Always end up the same way:
> Girl is all excited and hits you for real
> Doesnt get why you hold back and is pissed for it, taunts you
> You hit her and she cries, suddenly its all your fault.

Been there done that

So you dont have a feel like an asshole story youd like to share with the class?
I imagine everyone has one. Or you could just screencap your post.

Well, you shouldn't. Just be happy of whatever the situation is. It could be worse.

Yeah, well its weird me and my sister duke it out all the time, but my sister is tough and half jewish so she has super human strength. I.e.- only fire and gas kills jews.
But yeah overall lesson learned.

Sisters are a bit different, there is a well established dynamic, every one kind of knows what boundaries not to push already

Yeah good point. Although I am proud I taught my little aister how to defend herself. She has a damn good jab and across. Siblings be the best.

yep

my way of dealing with aggressive women is to be faster than them, thanks to being amerifat, that's super easy even with my bum knee

i know i'm an asshole and i don't care, i learned this when i farted in a car full of girls while passing by a water treatment plant, and let them hot box themselves in my fart, saying oh god it stinks, how can anyone live near a water treatment plant.

all while holding my laughter until i told people about it

yea i remember gorilla slapping my sister on the ass like fucking donkey kong

she didn't enjoy sitting for a while

Heres another
> still 2008
> have spanish class with this autistic kid we called music box
> could just say a track number and he sing a song
> he was cool
> he always took a shit during class everyday during that period
> i go to take a piss and i see my buddies sneakers under the stall
> wet a huge amount of paper towels and sling it over the stall door and go running out
> music box came back to class crying with his head sopping wet.

I was an asshole that year

When they are indeed aggressive, I try to shift the problems with their boys (they never look for problems without a male crowd anyway), saying stuff like you think you can say this because little guy here gonna do something... They have no bluff anymore if their friends back down right away, otherwise we skip the fighting with the girl part and go straight against the boys.

If its for fun, I just say no, even with my male friends I say no now, it always end ups badly

I probably laughed harder at that than i should have.

Yeah slap boxing always turns into a world war

>2014 gf 8 months pregnant
>not got any in months
>take mdma with girl
>fuck girl without condom
>didn't fuck gf till after baby was born incase had mega herpes

Was she just uncomfortable fucking or were you grossed out? Ive always wondered how awkward itd be to fuck a pregnant chick.

Bumping with more of gfs ass

It's not awkward at all. You just have to be a bit more careful and skip some positions.
>added bonus if it's your actual fetish

Side note, is breast milk good tasting? I always hear it is. But i dont know man. Cow milk is the best.

Not really regrets over hitting a bitch. Just regrets over the assault charge.
>Be at bougie hipster art show
>Hit on fit pixie cut cutie in starched white pant suit
>Cutie and femanazi cunts lose their collective shit cause cutie is a "man" and how dare I etc etc
>Ask cutie where her gf is and that I've probably fucked more guys than she's (he's) kissed girls (yes complete bi faggot). Basically accuse her of being. Massive attention whore.
>Bitch comes out swinging. "I'm man enough to fuck you up aashole"
>Clocks me in the jaw. Pretty good for a cunt. Warn her that if she tries that again I'm hitting back.
>Bitch cold cocks me again so I lay her the fuck out. Upper cut to the jaw. Out cold rape culture fuck yeah
In the end I got worked over a but by some muscle fags and charged w assault even though I I gave fair warning.

More gf bump

It's a bit sweeter than cow's milk, but tastes almost the same. Although it's usually warm when you get to taste it, which might be unusual.

Yeah I wouldnt feel bad about clocking her either. That sucks about the charge though.

Yeah, that is exactly as it goes.

nice bod, pig-disgusting hands

Forgot some more gf nudies

Calling someone "music box" and thinking he is the autist. Kek.

Eh shes tiny, i think theyre cute but hey im biased obviously.

Topkek this guy

Wasnt everyone in highschool kind of autist anyway?

>I just feel bad I punched a girl

When women are pregnant their hormones change, some women want sex 24/7 she didn't want it at all

Raised by an old school fem mom. Back when feminist wanted equal rights but knew they were physically inferior.

>Cutie and femanazi cunts lose their collective shit cause cutie is a "man" and how dare I
damn homophobic and normative of them

You get assault charges if you knock them out no matter what or assault with a deadly weapon

I dont get how youre supposed to guess a gender. Like theres a fucking box over everyones head. Life aint an mmo. You cant choose your race or gender irl.

attention whores, please ignore.

Sounds like a cool chick