Leave Germany to me

Leave Germany to me

chi ta muort!!!

leave Gomorra to me

i thought only Cavani wen't against Camorra

Bump

greasy italians with dark skin greasy hair jewelry and tattoos

no wonder you are the niggers of europe

kek

KEK

K - E - K

This can't be real

Have you ever seen him irl? He is that short

Man I thought the whole greasy Italian with shitty fashion sense was just a meme

Napoli =/= Italy

Not all of them are greasy.

*snorts coke*

>gay fashon
t-thanks

oh wow

low barycentre is the ideal for an attacking midfielder with technical and imaginitive ability.
also, he can squish very easily under GOATeng and Hummels legs

true

disgusting

disgusting

Lasagne is literally a manlel

maybe if youre playing in the 80s. nowadays they just flop on contact anyway.

>grown man
>163cm
>tfw 175 and feel like a subhuman at times

I guess we never appreciate how things could be a lot worse lads

Christ, Italy. It's like Mexico all over again

>tfw 178 and feel often short
>tfw my older brother is a good 10cm shorter than me
i was lucky, but still a manlet. Conflicting feels

I am 170.

You Euros will be fine coming to the states

>tfw 178 and have the same complex
>go out and there are so many dudes shorter than me

Sup Forums has ruined me.

wew lads
I he shortest top football player right now?

>Insigne
>top football player
wew

Hahahah harsh

>even Valbuena is taller

>tip-toeing
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He's outside with his socks m8, of course he's tip-toeing

Latvia sounds like a country that does not wear any sort of socks or shoes when you go outside

Is this the new Valbuena-Fellaini photo?

>that flag
>that post

No nothing will top this. Valbuena looks like a dwarf

looool holy shit

Do you think Latvia is a some sort of an exoting island?
I think that it's the smug look on Fellaini's face that makes the photo perfect

Fun fact: 60% of the Argentinian population has Italian ancestors. You're basically Italy but your women look like men.

How can that picture not be photoshopped?

it is.
Valb is even shorter than that.

Still hoping for a minute of silence for Bud Spencer before the game begins.

goog good, continue to underestimate Insigne gwehehe

America, these statements are great, ty for entertaining us kek. And no, I don't think you seriously mean that.

We know of the danger

Insigne has never delivered

I never heard of Latvia lads.
Lithuania, yes

Latvia sounds like a fucking bug

Lmao he makes a Japanese man look like a giant.

he did literally last match

...

Latvia is a small country bordering the Baltic sea, Estonia, Lithuania and I think Russia (or Belarus).
They have an own language called Latvian and I have no idea what it sounds like.
Member of NATO and EU, its capital is Riga which used to be an important military base for the Soviet navy. The city was founded by German merchants of the Hanse somewhen in medieval times.
I always imagine it to be a cozy little place

his legs are bent and he's bending backwards

>britain
>green

>tfw 185cm and really average
>most of my friends are atleast 5cm taller
Well I have one under 170 friend and can't imagine how bad he feels living in the Balkans

>tfw 180 cm king of manlets
>some grills are close to my height if not as tall as me
Fuck living in the north lads

I'm 180cm and taller than most people around me except youngsters
I see sometimes girls who are taller but they're freaks

How can you even compete? The BBC can't be stopped, it won't stop

I'm 174 and every single one of my friends is taller than me, just like a fair amount of girls.
Fuck my life.
I should perhaps move to Japan or the Phillipines

Valbuena is built like a dwarf though, at least Insigne looks like a normal human being.

>I think (they border) Russia

>posts a map on which you can obviously see that they do

Please introduce them to me, I'm 195cm tall and I fucking love tall girls. Too bad I know only a couple of them

>175
>in scandinavia

You need to go back Abduhl

yeah, I have a friend who is 165cm and he looks like a hobbit compared to the rest of us

we'll wear a balck harmband you can pretend it's for him

I'm 204cm and all of my friends are at least 2 heads talle than me.

Feels bad to be a manlet

I have a croat friend and he's manlet, i guess that's why they migrated here. They say it was for the war but i dont buy it

>be 183cm
>feel like a giant throughtout my life because low average
>reach 25y/o
>16 y/o kids and the like already reached my stature and the girls have tits the size of melons

It's something in the food innit?

I think so

Yeah it was part of Manlet Deportation Act, we just kicked most of the little shits out.

>tfw 1.88m
>tfw have been getting compliments all week for my height
>tfw only reached this height cause I have a continental parent so actually got fed decent food whilst growing up unlike subhuman pure brits
>tfw parents are manlets but still got decent height

Feels good desu

>be 185cm
>one of my best friends is 167cm
>cringe everytime we're walking side by side

>tfw 190 cm
>tfw everyone is this tall in my home city
>tfw nothing special
At least I can laugh over dwarfs on the internet.

I'm 170cm and have gf, no fucks given

>he doesn't even get to fuck his gf

englel everyone

>tfw 185
>tfw feel tall either in Spain and Italy
>tfw slav friends are taller than me
JUST

cymru lad

>174
>recently discovered that my great great great grandfather was a bulgarian

...

>you will never have what those two in that picture has

AIDS?

I'd rather be happy with aids than to do what ever the fuck this thing I'm doing with my life right now is.

He almost never plays for italy...

>be really short kid
>decide to become a qt grill instead
Dodged a bullet~

>feet

Ma perché non ti tagli le vene, weeb di merda?