ITT: The most painful things someone has said in musical discussion with you

ITT: The most painful things someone has said in musical discussion with you

>There's more to life than just music.
>Why can't you listen to happy music?

>if its popular, its good

>People never actually discussed one thing about music to me

>I'll show them an album and all they do is grunt disapprovingly and then quickly change the subject to something else.

11 billion people can't be wrong. The Beatles are the greatest band of all time.

It's just noise!

who here /depressed but listen to happy music/

You just listen to this to be different

>try to show Fennesz to someone
>they say this

I am not an angry man, but god damn.

Feels bad, man.
A mixture of both.

It's not so much as what anyone has said to me in particular, it's more like when I try to play my music and no one ever likes it.

Shit makes me feel bad, especially when I know for a fact that they're plebs who have shit taste.

>playing one of my favorite songs for a family member
>"This sounds like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme."

what song was it

Bring the Noise

the public enemy song? kek
i love it too

Yeah that one.

Any piece of music you show me is shit. He is a complete pop pleb, so tryed showing him LCD sound system ( I know they're pop, but not like the cancer you'd hear on the radio), He hates it, Animal collective ( The same as the last brackets), He hates it, Suicide 1977, because I know he likes "punk", he hates it.

I say to him, "Let me hear some of your music", he puts on DJ viper, although I like it for all the wrong reasons (Its shit), he actually likes it.

What were you playing!?

>well yeah that's just the genre, what's the matter?

>Viper
>shit
coward
(nice bait btw)

Deep down you know it's true

I've had a close homie tell me that when we were on acid and I called him a mouth breather and he started to cry

We were listening to OPN, by the way.

true and if you listen to something that isn't unpopular you try to fit in
ego governs everything

FeelsBadMan
Arguing with my dad about how Untrue was possibly the best album to come out of 2006. He said the best album of 2006 was the one with the most record sales.

Mother fucking High School Musical Soundtrack sold the most copies in 2006

>I showed my dad Earth 2 Special Low Frequency Version
>"If you continue listening to this youll be psycho one day"

and he was right LUL

read the thread, lad

>Five Finger Death Punch is better than Iron Maiden because they're heavier

Is it me now?

But theres some truth to dat user

he wasn't so smart when i fucken killed him lil bitch

>put on oh comely
>"is this the guy from nickelback?"

>At party
>Vibes not fast nor bulbous
>Retreat to quiet area,
>Oh shit, a piano
>Start playing bebop tunes, working on improvisational exercises
>Dude comes in
>"Woah shit experimental music man"
>mfw

Congratulations, that's a rare pepe you have there

lmao this cunt probably doesnt even smoke crack

>I don't play any intruments so I don't care about music without lyric

"Why do you not have upbeat music"
"Can't you play something uplifting for once"

I feel your pain user

>"gosh user, why all the songs sound the same???"

To avoid having musical discussions with people in which I will I will inevitably sound like a major pretentious asshole, I started doing this:

>so what kind of music do you listen to, user?
>what kind of music I look like I listen to?
>mmm... like, indie and electronic music?
>yeah, I like that

>playing around with 4:3
>"wtf that is out of sync/you are tone deaf/sounds like a mess/not even music"

>There's more to life than just music.
god, that one hurts. I wish there wasn't more to life

>you will never play with musicians that don't either suck or are pretentious cunts
it hurts, user

>practice blast beats
>mom storms in
>"I DID NOT BUY THAT JUST SO YOU CAN RECKLESSLY SMASH THEM YOUNG MAN!"

decade later, still makes me sad

>non-musicians telling musicians how to play music
isn't it great

Oh man... I know this pain. I was going to write a fucking essay about how this annoys me to no end, but I get you already understand

>When they ask you and you answer "Everything" not to come off as pretentious
>When you guys are literally the only other people I know that like stuff other than country, hip-hop, and metal.
It's really fun growing up different in a small town.

"I didn't like the part where he was screaming"

death grips?

...

GUILLOTIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE
YUH!!!

Teeth Like God's Shoeshine

That's honestly a great idea. Can I steal that?

they're right.
you are only avoiding something painful in your life by immersing yourself in collecting albums and gaining useless encyclopedic knowledge of bands.
You'll make it out of it one day and your past music taste will seem meaningless. Because it is.

Animal Collective?

Captcha related

ITT: insecure narcissits

there's no screaming in my girls

this

>Put on some Tobacco
>"What the fuck is wrong with the sound quality?"

>when your entry level friend who's just started listening to music seriously is convinced he has better music taste than you and all your pleb friends agree because his shit is more accessible

Sad music sucks pretty much though, whiney faggot

>in class
>learning about turn of the century art
>teacher plays Schoenberg
>everyone freaks out
>some literally calls it "creepy serial killer music"
>a more melodic section approaches
>"oh this is better, like harry potter"

>Shows friend Joy Division
>"Seriously, user? You like surfer music?"
It was Disorder, to be fair.

>user you really aren't very good at picking out party music
>they proceed to put on some random hip-hop Pandora station
>we all dance and drink and have a good time

You guys get too worked up over this shit

I usually don't really get worked up when people tell me my music is shit or I'm just trying to be different, but this one is fucking infuriating, especially because a lot of people who don't even have very shitty taste will still say this to you

>be playing MC5 in the yard
>"put on some good shit, user"
>"what are you guys feelin?"
>roommate angrily unplugs my phone and spams chainsmokers, dylan francis, etc. for the rest of the night
>"How could you not like these catchy songs, user?"

No you fucking cant

My sister one day said that Black Sabbath's Solitude sounded like some faux shitty eastern music that would be played in a nail polish shop.

(not true, by the way)

my mom always says

>you just sit there worshipping and listening to other people's work. why don't you get up and go create something interesting yourself?

>if you think mainstream pop music isn't good you're trying too hard

>well why didn't you got up and made a son that wasn't a complete failure at everything?
you could've rekt that bitch user

That's really aggressive. Is she one of those people who thinks they never got a hand out and boot strapped their way to everything?

It kind of does desu

i ask myself this all the time when i'm listening to really good albums tbqh
the answer is always no talent

Didn't they sample slayer for the beat?

I have always wondered if it is good or bad to be one of those people

>user doesn't mention getting drunk and wrecking her car
Stay one-sided millennials

You probably get further with the attitude that you don't owe anyone but it turns you into a piece of shit person.

OH MY GODDAMN

that's completely true though

Exactly why I have wondered this, you get what you want but become unbearable, is it worth it in the end etc

not that guy, but that is not true. there is some good mainstream music, but much of it is garbage you forget in the next five seconds

this physically hurt me

mainstream pop objectively has phenomenal melodies and is catchy as fuck

>mainstream pop objectively has phenomenal melodies
lmao

>music taste
>objective
shiggy diggy

>phenomenal melodies
You are going out of your way just to troll

here's your (you) but know that this just immediately pissed me off

>This is just elevator music!

not even trolling newfriends

Don't play american football, boyo

opn on acid is thumbs up

>be massive Bjork fan
>Not able to see her live because I'm poorfag
>Friend goes to music festival, sees her live
>This is 2012, so Biophilia stuff with all the made up instruments
>Next day, "I don't know why you like her user, it just sounds like random noise to me!"
>He listens to Noah and The fucking Whale
>mfw

Ungrateful bastard

>11 billion people

Jesus Christ

>has gf over to spend the night
>cooks her dinner
>she loves it
>everything is going great
>we're both in the mood
>I take her to my room
>things are moving quickly
>we start feeling each other up
>I pause
>Hold on just let me get comfortable here...
>Mmm, okay, babe...
>slips on my ol' Trout Mask
>leans up closely to her sensually
>MY SMILE IS STUCK! I CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOWWNLAAAND!
>E-excuse me?
>A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS!
>What?
>GOT ME?!
>N-no.
We haven't spoken since.

>There's more to life than music
There is.
>These are my whole experience of discussing music, and all my hobbies.
Pic related. Actually, years ago I had a friend that loved discussing music. She was pretty basic for Sup Forums standards, but her interest was genuine, and thats everything that I needed. I miss her ;_;.

Man, why would you make up such a disgusting story?

>but user there's no drums

>Make your friend listen Touhou OST
>user, when does the vocals kick in?

>yeah I like Holy Diver but it takes too long to start
>he pretty much believes a song starts when the lyrics come in
Also
>5 minutes is too long for a song, I don't know how you can stand 10 minutes