My girlfriend won't moan for me, Sup Forums. She's quiet as a fucking mouse...

My girlfriend won't moan for me, Sup Forums. She's quiet as a fucking mouse. I fuck her while I'm on top and her lack of moaning is annoying. I want to punch her in the face and strangle her.

What do I do Sup Forums?

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start fucking like you mean it u lazy piece of shit
go faster and harder and make her moan for real, dont ask for that fake shit

Get someone to properly fuck her

>inb4 bait

1) fuck her harder
2) moan yourself
the more you get into it, the more she'll get into it

jesus christ, calm down buddy. you sound like you have anger issues.
my girlfriend is the same, some girls just don't moan. the best you can do is fuck her your best and then she will moan a little bit

If she won't moan, choke her a lot harder than she could enjoy, and you'll at least get choking sounds

Get someone with a proper dick to properly fuck her until she properly cums

Try anal

try fucking like a man

Sorry user maybe micropenis is your problem. She always moans for mine.

>Punch her in the face and strangle her

That's exactly what you should do

Try diferent positions

>punch her in the face
>strangle her
You answered your own question

You people are idiots. I have a 6 inch dick, so I'm not handicapped. I'm 20yo and I can go for 20 minutes. She says she orgasming, but the only time I've seen that was one time when she bit her fist while I was fucking her.

I think this bitch is fucking with me and restraining her moans on purpose. If you don't give me an actual solution, I'm breaking this bitch's neck. I don't like it when women try to control me. This is fucked up. I'm desperate here, and she probably enjoys torturing me.

Lick your thumb and assault her clitoris by vigorously rubbing it with thumb. If that doesn't work, surprise thumb in ass.

Give her to me, I hate that fake moaning shit

Wow you're so edgy you're proly cutting her when you fuck, mr. Sexual Legend

Get a new girlfriend.

Dislike this video and talk about how great Hitler was.

youtube.com/watch?v=My8mO19klZU

>20min
Thats all?
I think i found one of your problems.

bro you gotta chill the fuck out you autistic piece of shit

simpel op you finger her as fast as you can until she has cum 5 times she will moan

I'm not a sexual legend, I'm average, but I make up for it with work. If I work and I don't get paid, am I not a slave? Fuck all of you.

Try this

Learn to dream lucidly and control your imagination.

You just answer your own question.
Punch her in the face and strangle her. Then she will moan for you.

You're not even average if she never moans

Shut the fuck up man. Stop complaining at least, you got someone. Just because she doesn't want to moan and you probably haven't even spoken to her about it yet bitch.

20 mins including foreplay?

How long should I last, bitch? How long would you last on top? I bet you don't have enough energy to keep it up for 10, let alone 20.

Some girls just don't moan

you gotta make her beg for an orgasm
the way you sound you just straight dock in and ram her for 20 minutes
tease her and she'll be more into it

you get to nut so who gives a fuck?

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punch her in the face and strangle her

Stop during you're fucking her and wait that she begs you. She needs to learn that she crave your dick.

>be me
>fucking the girlfriend
>she moans, grunts, and sighs
>I hate that shit
>"Shut up! :slap!:
>she shuts up
>aw, yiss
>she suts up

Without.

I did talk to her. She said that's not her thing, and she doesn't know how to moan.

>the way you sound you just straight dock in and ram her for 20 minutes
>tease her and she'll be more into it
Are you trying to turn me into a faggot? I am straight, I like women. Of course I know how to fuck.

gan grape

if you think her whinning is so good next time stop while your having sex and surprise her with your top-tier moaning

just speak to her about it you retard, tell her you want her to moan instead of complaining about it in a place where no one ever got laid, and isn't going to

bitch fuck bitch bitch
how old are you? 12?
that's enough monster for you today young man

now i want to fuck a clown

underrated rhyme

>of course I know how to fuck
>gf is silent in bed

Don't your ass get sore after 20min?

>don't like it when woman try to control me
>I want to try and control this woman

How about you just go fuck yourself and moan? It will literally solve all of your problems.

>Are you trying to turn me into a faggot? I am straight, I like women. Of course I know how to fuck.
"I'm hungry. I like food. Of course I know how to cook"
you sound retarded man

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You don't have to know how to orgasm. it just happens if you're getting enough pleasure. tl;dr Do better in bed.

The problem is that you dipshits are awful people. You get your whores to moan, but when somebody else asks for help, all you have up your sleeve is some retarded jokes and no good insight whatsoever. Look, Sup Forums, the legendary site where nothing gets done. You all can go fuck yourselves. You're lucky to have better bitches and you're so fucking proud about, you won't help somebody else out. Fucking retards.

Why don't you just ask her why?

"Hey your really quiet when we fuck, whats up with that?" or something to that effect.

>thinks all women moan when experiencing pleasure
>feels inadequate without moaning

no way you're really this autistic

U jelly?

Girls aren't all like in porn dude, maybe she just doesn't moan.

If she wasn't enjoying your dick she'd probably be with tyrone or chad by now

there's a bunch of help in this thread. You're just calling everyone a bitch.

>implying she isn't by now

Btw where's your gf now OP? Riding a nigger maybe?

not op if you you are then you're just a straight up cunt who doesn't deserve anyone.

This guy fucks

whatever faggot you will end up in jail with no girlfriend

you have a serious paranoia problem. you should see a sexologist and probably a psychologist too

Ow the edge bro
I PERSONALLY don't moan because when I masturbated as a kid I was in complete stealth mode. There was no room for grunts or moans.
I grew up in a "Catholic" house and the shame of being caught at that age and stage of ego development could have been devastating.

Actually the only real answer. Maybe she just DOESN'T moan. I don't. It isn't uncommon. Most of my life I've lived in close quarters with others; I learned early on to never make a noise when doing anything like that. It's just part of who I am now. I wouldn't know how to moan "that way" if someone asked because I just don't do it naturally. If I did, I'd be forcing it, and it would feel awkward, uncomfortable, and would definitely make my libido drop like a rock and I'd want to stop fucking.

I mean really, I don't even get it. Quite honestly I find when others to moan to be so fucking annoying...like shut the hell up you're distracting everyone.

Sounds like you need to learn tonfuck her better.

See someone else like me; a sex ninja.

I'll fuck you anywhere. Bed? Check. Car? Check. Beach? Check. But I'll never make a fucking noise because the fun can be in the action and the risk of being caught; not dramatizing the action and actually being caught.

OK, this is actually the first good response I got. Fort future reference, though, tell people you're a faggot or these animals will attack you.
I tried talking to her, but I will try again with the info you gave me. Maybe she doesn't moan because she never did.

Fuck off back to MySpace cuck

kys

I AM a faggot though.

Punch her in the face and strangle her

I had the same thing going on, except is was my gf making all the noise and me being quiet.

Not everybody makes a lot of noise during sex, I personally found it to be an insecurity that it would sound forced or I would seem to try to hard and then hurt her feelings.

What happened was we talked about it, I told her what I thought about moaning and making lots of noise and we settled on a few lines of dirty talk from me every now and then just to make sure she knows she's doing good with muh dick.

>TL;DR get her to talk dirty to you instead of moaning, not only will it keep you in the mood but it'll replace the moaning, also try music in the background

Like this guy?

i mean mine moans a bit but i think some chicks just don't moan all that much. better for her to be straight with you and not fake her moaning.

Does she at least begin to breathe more heavily?

Quiet chicks get me fuckin goin. My ex was like that and when she wouldnt make any sound i would get more aggressive and she totally fuckin loved it. Ask her to be a lil louder while ur fuckin her. She'll do it.

No, I'm more "twinkish".

You sound like one of them clever faggots that plays with people's minds. Hadn't I start screaming like a psycho here, you wouldn't had given me that advice. It's nice to keep the evil smart people in check once in a while.