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le sweaty cursing man edition

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cara

h-hes fast

*flips your flap*

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

how does one acquire a healthy relationship with the mother

he didn't really curse did he?

When you sneeze, air and particles travel through the nostrils at speeds over100 mph. During this time, all bodily functions stop, including your heart, contributing to the impossibility of keeping one's eyes open during a sneeze.

seen it

THIS XDDDDDDDD

*flips it back*

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reminder that 80% of all individual animals on earth are nematode worms

got the ol' neurones nice and toasty

>I want to discuss Sup Forums but I'm too fucking stupid to click on the little link that says Sup Forums

reckon I could have any of your girlfriends easy, I'm better looking than any of youse, best looking lad in this subreddit by far

QUICK EVERYONE POST YOUR AGE NOW

>28 here

Alri lads, this is Nagisa Furukawa, she's my wife.

We're having our 6th anniversary together soon, please say something nice about her

Eating Christmas chocolates lads, still got 7 days off.

Life is good.

is this you?

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just ordered 28 tablets of cialis. didn't know actual legit briiths online pharmacies will sell it to you if you do a doctors questionairre left out the part about me trying to avoid coke dick next time i go to a prossie hahahahahaha

is this any good?

In a lifetime the average human produces enough quarts of spit to fill 2 swimming pools.

Might make a bunch of chicken nuggets and drink the rest of the baileys lads, thoughts on how to improve this meal?

remember that statistically, 80% of posters are nematode worms

la petite mort

just turned 18 today

yes

is this a gimmick?

why cant i help but laugh when my stepdad calls my hiphop music coontunes?

hot chilli sauce

Don't appreciate the blue language in here

Some BBQ sauce to dip the nugs in.

no but I can make it one

1 in 8 Americans has worked at a McDonalds restaurant.

my mom signs all her texts with :)

me getting rowdy at a wedding

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>having more than one waifu
You disgust me.

I do that too.

sorry x

informed Scotland Yard on him, lad. don't worry

Guess I'll do both, good call.

ya'll niggas ain't shit

do yanks even have swans?

I rekon they have a bird they call a swan but isn't actually a swan

just like how they have a bird they call a robin but isnt a robin

and aussies have a bird they call a magpie but it isnt even in the corvid family

6.4 in 8 Americans are nematode worms

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

its ok x

>wake up
>still not new years eve

JUST

Glad I'm attractive desu.
Reckon everyone would have given up on me by now if I wasn't

>dog gets fat

ANIMAL CRUELTY HOW DARE YOU ALLOW THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>human gets fat

wow so beautiful and brave body positive mmmm yessssssss

try checking again ;p

how do astronauts wank?

surely they dont abstain for months

told a lad to give over with the sounds of the jungle once and everyone around me cracked up. This was up north mind, not in some politically correct shithole down south.

canny wait to see my mates tomorrow

you're a fucking racist omg

The thumbnail grows the slowest, the middle nail the fastest, nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

you're one of them bird nerds aren't you lad

me and deano smashing it at AMF
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We have cool birds like eagles and pigeons and shit

Reasonably successful, lads.

Lad.
I've ended all the purples from Quality street boxes in a 100 yard radius.
Just fucking mystery pink orange and dark chocolate ones left.

hmm

norman

yanks...........the size of a house

The only place in the entire world worth a d*mn

>wake up
>still alive

If ants were 4 inches tall they would rule the world.

brick shithouse

everyone has eagles and pigeons

my youtube subscriptions:

>LAHWF
>Cody Ko
>LifeAccordingToJimmy
>Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell

Northern Ireland?

remember that lad who paid £5000 for a hug?

this is him now
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Just IMAGINE being born an uggo lads haha I'd off myself to be honest

Ard Gaeile?

What's with this /bizzaro animal brit/?

In the last 3,500 years, there have been approximately 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.

>normies are all sad about that pop-star, and the starwars bint

it's different people saying those

hmmm real issues with our society mixed in with baseless conspiracy theories, almost as if to discredit these people

really makes you think

nah, used to be when I was a kid.

I did study biology so I know a fair bit but deffo not a bird nerd

>make the same shitpost 8 hours apart
>The same person calls me out on it

always knew herts was an alpha

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Saw 6 long tailed tits on the feeder this morning.

Argyle

more like 4 feet

i have seen ants 4 inches long before tbqh

could the lad posting shite webms piss off please?

thank you kindly

I want to heem a runt tonight

y-yeah imagine that

yes we have them, they're very protected. local ponds often have a family of swans which are monitored. sometimes rich people have a family in their ponds

mine
>blackpool grime media
>willNE
>chicken connoisseur
>GRM daily

bet he posts on r/asianmasculinity/

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ah yes the mongols

Gonna go to the bookstore lads

What was your /book of '16/?

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

Q. Does Sup Forums have an aging population?

@69151019

I'll heem you right now, meet you outside in 2 minutes you yank runt

I went cycling earlier today down the promenade and there was a heron flying over the water keeping pace with me as the sun set in the background for like 600m

was p cool

Nerd

city or liverpool lads, who are you lads tipping