Anyone else here who lie about where they'fre from when they go abroad?
I usually say I'm Norwegian. Whenever I say I'm Swedish I get mocked by Sup Forums-tards or approached by leftist faggots who want to praise my shitty country. I just want to be from a normal fucking country that people can be interested in, not a political boxing bag.
I say I am from Moroco to get moneys 4 freez.
If it's a girl asking, I tell them "If I tell you, I'd have to kill you ;)"
I just say that i'm from Mongolia and it works every time
no
No
I usually wear a mexican flag pin because Im an autist
I just tell people I'm from Hawaii.
>go to Vietnam
>show finnish passport
>foreign officials worship you
everytime
People assume I'm American, probably because I'm fat. Then I can proudly explain to them that I am, in fact, a Leaf.
I've been asked if I was kiwi and I just went with it, not much of a difference anyway
I tell people I'm from Mexico because I am.
I wouldn't leave again if I were you.
yeah, but it's usually to not have to talk with other brazilians. I didn't spent 12 hours in a aeroplane to get to the other side of the atlantic to have a conversation with Whindersson.
I tell them I'm from America but they know I'm lying cause I'm not fat.
only to fuck with people i will say i'm american (i can do a pretty good texas accent)
I mention my state instead of country and watch them get confused.
I don't go abroad I just hide from life
No, but the ticket seller in the Louvre didn't even know New Zealand existed.
If you get fat enough don't they give you honorary American citizenship?
>I'm from poland.
>Does it border yugoslavia?
>No, chechoslovakia.
Dozen of times in the uk, French and Germans usually have modern maps in their geography textbooks.
I tape my eyes into thin slits and tell everybody that I'm a proud Finn by the name of Tomi Jukkanen
Well at that point you're basically just an American with a propensity for phone theft and the metric system, so pretty much.
I didnt know those werent countries anymore til i started browsing/int/
I need to start doing this, this place is a colony after all