SHIT GUYS I WANNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF I FUCKED EVERYTHING SO UP

SHIT GUYS I WANNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF I FUCKED EVERYTHING SO UP
here is what happened
>Be me
>Be with female friend, who's a solid 8/10 , very cheerful and inteligent girl
>We get along so well that we begin talking more than we used before
>This gets to the point where I ask her out
>She says yes
>YES , MFW
>I'm the happiest man on earth for sure
>We are (well I say "are" cause idk how this will end) together for three months now
>Since we're dating and she's also a close friend of my sister she spends many hours in my house everyday

Upon this point is where everything has crashed like shit, and I mean shit by saying she's discovered my weird tastes

>Be us three days ago
>Be watching got on my laptop
>Tell her I have to take a piss, and pause the episode

(At this point idk what went wrong, but she ended up looking in my private files , and no, it was impossible for her to find them out)

>Be me getting back to the room
>Find her crying
(Looked like if some got character died or something like that)
>A-user...why...?
>I seat beside her expecting to watch a traumatic scene
>My jaw drops to the ground
>All my porn/gore/lolis/felt files/etc opened......
>She began to cry even louder
>A-user are these yours? Please tell me they aren't...
>I slowly began to cry as well, trying to make up a shitty excuse
(Prepare for this)
>"Well...just the lolis folder"
>She suddenly stops crying and look me dead in the eye
>I'm speechless by her look
>"HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE ALL THIS SHIT IN YOUR LAPTOP? "ARE YOU SOME KIND OF DEGENERATE FREAK? BLAHBLAH
>This time I'm full crying
>"Holy shit no, these are not mine I swear..."
>She leaves my room and bursts out in tears as she enters the living room
>I'm freezed there and try to figure out what the fuck just happened
>I see I had all the got series in the loli folder
>Cry louder again because is so absurd why I would save that in there
>Ran out to the living room
>My sister is calming her down
Cont

lol rip

>he actually has a loli folder

lol

So how did she find them if they were well hidden?
Did you intentionally leave the files there so someone could find out?

Three rips for user

ded 10/10 IGN

haHAHAHAHAH

Dont worry op here's more loli

I know this story is fake but, good. You're a degenerate, and even in your fantasy you know you're a loser.

>loli folder

Top kek user, you deserved it!

Next time save them to an encrypted flash drive in a hidden folder.

/thread

Look OP have some futa bulge.
Don't know how this helps i just wanted to post the image

i have a password protected folder with shit in it. rip. I actually feel sad for you man

I hate these stories of people's porn being found and then they get dumped/disowned/fired/etc. Who the fuck cares what you beat your meat to? As long as it isn't Cheese Pizza, or you don't actually do it

These stories always piss me off

Man.. Had something like this happen to me with my current gf, looked at my history and saw all the Hentai and porn I'm about and freaked the fuck out, she confronted me but when she did I told her everyone is into crazy shit and it was her fault for fuckikg looking around my shit and don't do that shit next time... Sometimes you gotta lay the law down... It's just pictures from the Internet... If you had like gigs of cheese pizza then your fucked... Your young bro... at a certain point you'll stop giving a fuck and have no shame... Life's easier that way.. And people tend to like you more

>Be me
>Be on Sup Forums
>Happiest day of my life
>See a Feels Thread
>See OP complaining about accidentally showing porn to sister
>See him being called a Degenerate
>See OP crying about something that could have easily been prevented.
>MFW

There's such an easy excuse. You fucked up for not realizing it.

GG, OP
best read i've had in a while, toppest of keks for you

Basically this. Everyone has some crazy shit that they're into. My gf found my hentai folder after I forgot that I left it open and said that while it was weird, she respected it, just as long as I didn't cheat on her or do something stupid

>My sister is trying to console her
>"Seriously femanon I can explain that-
>My sister explodes : GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>I notice my family is here too
>They look at me with the most absolute horror look ever
>They know what happened
>My father who have never had problems with me forces me to check the pics in front of him
>We go to my room as I slowly cry again and piss on me a little
>He checks all the folders one by one
>Not saying a thing
>A good 5 mins passes by
>He seems to stop scrolling
>Well, dad I have to-

>He gets up quickly
>I freeze there
>He seems to offer me my laptop
>I proceed to take it, frightened
>He closes it and slams it against the wardrobe
>I'm shocked af
>He leaves
>I'm there for 10 minutes trying not to throw myself through the window
>Ran to the bathroom and puke

And I'm still inside here, half crying . I'm listening my parents talking in the kitchen. My gf doesn't answer my messages. What do now?

you cant barrage the farrage

Because every one looks for flaws in every one else so that when someone like OP is exposed they have a sense of superiority and self worth

"Dont worry, I just jerk off to these pics"

how are you still posting. is your laptop still working?

also the only thing left to do is to apologize to your gf and hang youself in front of your family and teach them a lesson.

I love reading about how all you jackasses are getting caught with this shit.

You'd think being fucked in the head and years of being socially shunned you'd have AT LEAST some level of paranoia about this stuff.

Encrypt your files, or put them on a £5 USB stick and hide it in your mattress or some shit. I mean for fucks sake.

You honestly deserve this kind of shit if you haven't learned by now.

>what is a phone

An hero in the bathroom or rent a hotel room for the night

Beta as fuck. It's your laptop, they ain't gotta check shit.

This and also this

At least you're creative user.

No, idiot. I'm on my phone. How could I being browsing Sup Forums while watching series with my gf?

Pfp, user

Seriously, I would've destroyed it before I let anyone see it

Wait a few days; it'll blow over. I once fucked my niece and she forgot all about it once her 4 yr birthday rolled around.

Well OP there is only one thing you can do....
Embrace your new freedom and show no fucks given

tell them it was just a prank and then everything will be fine

I second this

...

Jesus, how old are you? I thought this was an adult until I got to Daddy forcing you to show pics and him taking it from you to destroy.

>just the lolis folder
you're killing me OP

Give up OP, everyone has seen through your Feels ruse.

>don't keep files of porn on your laptop
>or don't leave ur gf alone with the laptop that has filed of porn

Cant dich the lolis man

Yes, I know. But the thing is I don't really know if the episodes were stored inside those folders or not. I'm PRETTY sure they weren't but I don't believe that my gf is checking my personal shit behind my back. What's more these files were all hidden and the folders had password.

>What do now?

Just go with the flow of things bro
We're all goners eventually, no need to worry

lol

So i ask again
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE PAST ALL OF IT

Fuck it OP, go confront them. What are they gonna do?

Call the cops? It's all fake.
Disown you? They weren't family anyway
Kick you out? If what you jerk off to affects them so much, you should leave

>Be us three days ago
>And I'm still inside here

Fucking bait, OP is a faggot.

Then how did she see them

''I see I had all the got series in the loli folder ''
are you blind

She's not Anolinuius. You fucked up or she'd have never seen them.

kek

...

Probably baiting, but whatever. If this really happened, gotta say you deserved it for being a fucking pedophile. You had a folder of lolis. Go kill yourself you fucking faggot.

Why did you put got in the loli folder wtf one of those things is not like the other

Stop fucking lying.

They weren't passworded, unless in 3 minutes your girlfriend downloaded a keylogger and proceeded to unlock every single folder.

Fucking dweebshit.

For fucks sake this is why you use a different computer.

One for your shitty porn and dankass memes and another for school/gaming/work/business whatever the fuck.

Op you suck cock and your life is ruined your whole family will know that you like jacking your 2 inch cock to little girls, get fucked op

Get fucked.

By the way, thanks for reminding me to remove anything shameful I have on my computer. I don't need any of it, it's just been sitting there for too long and someone might accidentally find it. Have a nice life, OP.

Go for the classic "you invaded my privacy". Tell them that you felt unconformable with her checking your files without your permission. That, or you can just kill yourself. And to be honest, the latter sounds easier.

Yeah something isn't right here, this seems fake. OP post picture of the room you're in

delete all your Loli, OP. then try to make up with her. it'll be hard but it's the only way.

if she ends up dumping you it'll be okay. I'm here for you OP and I'm sure you'll find someone else. just don't fuck the next one up.

this is why you save your porn to an encrypted external drive

This is why I print my porn out and keep the files In one of my old school binders. Kek op is retarded

How old are you

Clever

You may aswell an hero, nigga you game over

Just out of curiosity where would a person find one of those

Look dood. It wasn't three days ago. I don't know what I'm even talking about anymore. I have read the text and it makes no sense to me either. Believe what you want.

>You honestly deserve this kind of shit if you haven't learned by now.

No doubt.

OP isn't fucked up for being a pedo, he's fucked up for being cumputar Ill-iterate in the 21st century. THAT is disgusting.

There's nothing wrong with OP a shotgun mouthwash wouldn't fix, and if real pussy were more important than porn he'd have secured his files.

Yeah i remember when i was 10 the family computer got locked by the FBI because the browser history revealed some cp
>guess who did it

You handled the situation like a cuck. You should have just said that it was fucking porn what the fuck is the big deal and should have told everybody to fuck off. Instead you are a faggy child who cries when his "secret" is found out. I remember I cried when my porn was found by my aunt at a family party. I had a Sony Ericsson J300 when I was 8 years old which was filled with porn. I began crying and blamed my fucking best friend who was 14 at that time so it kinda made sense that he would download porn on my phone. Fuck me I regret that moment even today. Not the fact that I had porn but that I blamed my best friend. But it was when I was fucking 8 so who fucking cares.

What

Well yes legally i am blind

>>Be us three days ago
>And I'm still inside here, half crying

B8 harder next time

Wtf how do you know when your milk is expired

Kek this is fake, but learn to hide you're shit better if you're gonna save shit. Also, >saving porn in 2016

I have a hidden folder and in that folder there's 9 more folders numbered 1-9 repeated 8 more times for every folder. They'd have to sift through a fuck ton of folders to find the one video that I've ever saved because it was from a cam girl and her videos get deleted really fast whenever someone uploads them since she Jews people into paying

Since I never had a nice gf in my life I wasnt gonna be the typical weeb weirdo

kek, what is OP's age? his dad is going through his shit like a cuck but his leg looks like a fucking gorilla
are you living with your parents as an adult

I smell it
And if i have to i get a sample and taste it

All the family began laughing at me it was a funny moment. I remember the video there was some chick jacking of 2 dudes than another dude went under a sunbed then popped his dick between the sunbed planks or you know that empty space and started fucking the gal while she was still sucking and jacking off the 2 dudes.

I don't even understand this question, who the fuck follows that dumbass date anyways?

I've had milk go bad before, and milk that was fine a week after.

Smell it before you drink it.

It's bullshit.

I'm gonna leave this shithole and talk with them. Wish me luck guys.

Ew...blind people are so gross...should be exterminated

Nigga what are you, 15? If this is something your gf would cry about then she's hardly worth it. If it was me I wouldn't give it a second thought
Do people actually care about this shit? I've been inside the basement too long

Lol no

>crying in front of your woman
>overreacting over internet porn
Bullshit.

Let's say this story is real. Go fucking an hero. You degenerate piece of shit are a fucking disgrace to your family and gf. You're not meant to live in this world. Having a loli folder and trying to have a social life ? What kind of retarded mongoloid does that ?

A thumb drive, stupid. Which you remove and hide in your butthole.

Some times sense of smell fails me and i have to sample it

why the fuck does a weirdo like OP get a girl but I'm still alone?

godspeed, OP
make new thread and tell us how it went

what does your gf look like?

I don't think you can buy an encrypted external drive. You use a program like truecrypt or bitlocker to encrypt it.

You could just encrypt a folder on your computer instead

just google truecrypt to downoad it and figure out how it works

it was loli which is considered cp by people outside of Sup Forums

Would you turn a....
Blind eye at the execution

That's not clever at all. If someone finds the binder it's even worse then having the files on a computer because it's not even password protected. Not to mention how much you must spend on printing paper and ink.

Whats her name?

I love it when pussy is all elasticated like that.