Hi Sup Forums. I'm going to tokyo in a couple of weeks and was wondering what cool...

hi Sup Forums. I'm going to tokyo in a couple of weeks and was wondering what cool, free and cheap shit you recommend doing there. I was also thinking of getting me a massage with a happy ending, anyone with experience?

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Look at her. It's like she was made solely for all her holes to be plugged by a big Dick.

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Haven't been there in years. When you have time to explore, get on the yamanote line. It just goes in a big circle, so if you fuck up and get on the wrong train, it's only an hour to get back around.
Harajuku station had all the cosplay freaks before.
Ueno zoo but it isn't free.
Akihabra isn't electronic town and has lots of porn.

* is electronic town

Good luck with the happy ending. Most places with those are run by the yakuza and are highly xenophobic. If you wanted that you should have gone to a SEA country.

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Good point. Yakuza won't let in anyone but Japanese. You can only get into the philipino clubs

nvm, name is Bella Skye

is it legal? semilegal?

Who is she?

Yakuza areas are controlled by them. Not police.

I was at a red light district in Yokohama once. Four alleys of glass doors with hookers. The last row was the old girls. Lol

I'm obiously more afraid of police. So if I find a massage place that gives happy ending, will I be on the right side of the law?

Piss alley in shinjuku is cool. It has many tiny bars. But beware ANY nigerians, they have beautiful Russian blondes that they dangle in front of you, but in the end you get nothing, just drunk off buying drinks.

Cheap and free
>Japan unlikely
>Tokyo not a chance
What I'd do is get on a rush hour train and just fondle bitches

not intrested in "real" prostitution. Just a handjob. Will tokyo deliver?

I'd guess. I only did the flip clubs and one of the girls in Yokohama. Then I met a young girl at the bar, had fun with her the remaining time I was there.

Yakuza will kill you if you fuck up. Police will only arrest you. So, don't do anything too stupid

General interest item: Fox village (you tube) seemed interesting

Go to Akihabara,
Lots of places to go, mostly more fucked up than you can ever imagine. Hit up Yoyogi Park located adjacent to Harajuku. It's a freak show even by Japanese standards.
Pic somewhat related. Just a creepshot from Japan.

Or just walk all the fuck around the Imperial Palace. .... it's a long fucking walk ....

Hit up the Golden Gai area in Shinjuku for some Yakuza-approved nightlife. Only white people watch the robot show, which you have to book in advance and is not cheap, but drink a couple jars of sake from the 7 eleven next door and buy even more during the show. Best thing ever. Try to dress nice in that area though.

If you go to the night areas they have real cute college girls standing with signs advertising, but I 'm sure it was some sort of scam.

Your best bet? Try chatting up some local at an expat pub they know the local hookups

Visit the harajuku shrine on sat or sun, can't remember which.

This'll sound pretty stupid unless you're into it, but if I went to Tokyo I would find a big electronics store, and test all of the interesting headphones.

I'd make a list up so that I knew the essential ones to test, then interesting ones and so on.

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>Lots of places to go, mostly more fucked up than you can ever imagine.
Anywhere dangerous for a european? (Not OP)

For Gajin. probably. Most of the good clubs won't let non Japanese in. (unless they know you).

visit Odaiba and see the life size gundam and Joypolis

Try a search for a "soapland"

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Other things you can do:
1) Shinjuku Gyoen (its a botanical garden and huge park) - about 5 bucks and great place for a hangover
2) Maid cafes in Akihabara - ask for shit like omurice, they make you chant girly phrases to be moe when you are served
3) Any department store - go to the basement (or basements) and observe all the free samples of food in the markets and getting told "welcome" every 2 seconds
4) As someone said, any stop on the Yamanote is good
5) Consider leaving Tokyo and visiting the cities across Japan
6) Odaiba has gigantic shopping malls and a miniature statue of liberty for some reason, they also have a cool science museum with that one famous robot and they have a lifesize statue of a gundam

Actual advice from an user who lived in Japan here.
Idk about happy endings but google a place called "Jan Jan" in Shinjuku. They are foreigner a friendly blow job bar. You walk in, pay 2500 yen, get a fantastic bj and leave.
The chicks could be a little younger at times but my experience there was great, never had a bj like it. You blow in their mouth, too.

As far as other entertainment check out Akihabara for weeb stuff, Harajuku for cool fashion, Shibuya for the scramble crossing and Roppongi for prostitutes, strip clubs and clubs.
Also be careful of chicks on the street offering penis massages (you will get asked a lot) and black guys trying to lure you into expensive strip clubs if you're walking around Shibuya or Roppongi at night.

search for any "pink salons", prostitution is illegal in Japan, but sucking dick and playing with tits isn't necessarily

There are lots of normal bars for foreigners that girls go to just to fuck foreigners.
Unless you're ugly under 3/10

"It’s technically illegal to charge money for vaginal sex in Japan (one reason why blowjob shops are so prevalent) "

So I should be good then?

i'm a weak 4

>Anywhere dangerous for a european

Nah. Just don't be stupid. I've never had a problem anywhere in Japan.

Then again I'm almost always shopping for shit like stereo gear and electronics.

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My experience has not matched with this. Happy jap endings all over the place

Don't do this shit OP. There is nothing down that road but an empty wallet. This hobby is worse than crack.

Protip: you're not in the us with those retarded sex laws any more

Are you fat? That's kinda a deal breaker for anyone around 4

Yep.. soapland

I wore my Hardrock shirt from Lisbon Portugal. Ended up going out with one of the hostesses from picrelated. It was a good night.

thank, will be staying in tokyo though!

They don't let foreigners in. Someone I knew tried to "force" their way into a club and were turned away, I'm sure they would have been "dealt" with by the yakuza if they were insistent.

But those soaplands (soapy) should be what your after.

Also, prostitution is illegal in the states, but does that stop anybody? If you are a local you can get what you need

sounds good!

Thank you

>massage with happy ending
I think you're talking about thailand.

Is that a tube amp? Google says it's pretty damn ridiculously pricy.

I'm waiting on my first "real" piece of audio gear right now actually, a shipment of Schiit Modi & Magni 2 Uber (if the dutch didn't smoke so much that it took an entire two days just to send it, I would've had it this friday instead of on monday.. ).

Oh yea.. it's way pricy, but not by Tokyo standards. Think I came five times while looking at stereo gear. The high end stores there will blow your freeking mind.

name?

Not OP, but I'm just wondering. Is Japan as racist as I've heard? I've been thinking to visit but haven't because I've heard they're not kind to foreigners.

>Think I came five times while looking at stereo gear. The high end stores there will blow your freeking mind.
Oh baby. My body is ready.

I really need sauce for this! user halp plz!?

Does anybody know her name?

Went there about two years ago, they seem friendly enough but then I can't understand em so I've no fucking clue. People in the hotels though where sound. Just go you donut, you'll miss out otherwise.

Get a Suica or Pasmo Card to get around the train lines. You can also pay for drinks with those cards at certain vending machines.

It's imperative you get a mobile hotspot with a portable charger. These items will help you get around town as well as communication.

Exchange your money at your local bank at home, the exchange rate is favorable through them vs at an exchange kiosk.

Cheap places to go: Go to the Imperial Palace; huge place and can spend the whole day there. Same goes for the Zoo in Ueno. Run around in Shibuya, Harajuku and Ikebukuro. Lots of shit to see and do in those areas.

Eat at the small noodle and crepe shacks, they will fill you up for cheap. Eat at the department stores as well, they're usually located at the top floors. Buy food at the local 7-11s, Lawsons and Family Marts. Good quality and cheap food to be had there.

I married into a mexican family, being racist isn't really a big deal anyway, only whites care about this shit.

Suica/Pasmo - yes
Hotspot - not really. Download the Tokyo area map on google maps for offline use. Download google translate japanese for offline use. I only used a hotspot when I was in Osaka because our Airbnb came with one. The first time I went to Japan (three weeks) I didn't even do anything I mentioned and I was fine. Learn enough to ask a police officer how to get somewhere and understand giving directions in Japanese.
Exchange - I always exchange at a Japanese bank my family there uses, much better rates.

Tokyo.... cheap... good luck -_-

Since when did so many people from Sup Forums go to japan?

was there for 2 weeks in 2014

You wouldn't mind if you tried to eat at some nice sushi place, and the guy walked up and told you to "fuck off pig dog brown smelly man, no dogs serve here"?

I suggest going to Asakusa, you can get there from a walk from the Ueno train station on the Yamanote line.

It's one of the red light districts if you want anything sexual. But it is expensive OP.

Head to Shibuya if you want to find some drugs. The armenians or nigerians that hang around the big crossing can help you out there

Hit up the Ghibli Museum in Mitaka but get them tickets early through their website. They do not sell tickets onsite.

Not all Sup Forumsros are basement dwelling NEETS. We are weeabo's though, take this thread for example.

For the love of god! I require sauce for this, can anybody help?

the URL in the top left corner might be a clue

I'm mixed between black and white

do you have more of her?

Any fags in Japan at the moment, where are you living?

台東区 here. Just sit inside playing games all day when I don't have work so don't really know any interesting places, though.

Shibuyu has a red light district. I'm white and I had guys constantly throwing pamphlets at me yelling "SEX SEX", so it's safe to say they're cool with foreigners.

Didn't actually try it out because I just stumbled upon the place and didn't trust shit there.

fuck im too lazy for that

Her name's Milena Sunna

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Is that really the same girl?

Are you black? The Tokyo women love my black dick.

I live in Osaka. Married with a kid. Never thought about sleeping around but my wife has turned into a cunt so I might start.
Other than that life is great here.

This picture is 90% your asshole....thanks!

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I always forget that this and are boards

That sucks man, try and work things out before doing something like that though, doesn't sound worth risking your family for.

I haven't had any female contact for 3 years so hey, it is better than that, right?

>massage with a happy ending
That's China.

yeah but he can stop crying, you will always be black..

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3 different girls

You da man Sup Forumsro

I have an erection from the framerate

it's not, it's some tard trying to pass that pic off as his full package dream girl

Why do you people like this kind of "tease" porn?, i would like to see her fucked to madness a thousand times more than she pretending to understand what sexy is by rubbing her body, disgusting.

Who dat

Any of you guys ever rob one of those nigerians?

i have never fapped to a black girl, they are disgusting for me, i have the opportunity to fuck a bunch of them in my life, and i refuse.

look at the ugly monkey depicted in the photo, so sad...

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