What do??

What do??

aaaaaaaaaaaaaay

lmao

Ayyyy lmao

Make it quit

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

Pass the blunt real quick then move out the way I gotta take a shit

Fuck, how drunk was I last night?

*MOTHERSHIP ZETA FLASHBACKS*

Again!?

Benis

"You understand enough about human technology to unplug the toaster I had in the tub with me?"

FUCK!
SPACE NIGGERS

This is the patriarchy's fault

>Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
>You can crash on the moon if you want.

They can go to the moon

Vat da fuk

...

Thank god its not just fucking monkeys in this bitch of a universe.

dont go easy on the anal probe now.

No. I want to make it very clear I'm unequivocally not consenting and any probing is technically rape even if you do have the attention of a reach around. I'm non binary so this will also be considered a hate crime even if you do kiss me gently.

...

WHAT TH FUCK!
1/!?!?!/1?1!?!?1?1??!/!/1/1!/1??1!!!

WAIT

ayyy! lmao!!

This

this time less anal tearing please

whats up space niggas.
Earth is full but you can crash on the moon if ypu wanna

She's into anal probing
>50 Shades of Rey

Screams
I know their real but without knowing their intentions waking up to them like this in the generic " we gonna probe you and cut you open" would only signal bad

Do you speak earth?

hi Bob, how was your weekend?

meesa jar jar binks okie

Ayylmao

OP still a fag.

no touch anus

heh, of all the dumb fucks on my shitty backwater planet you choose me. fuck you're just as retarded as we are. you might as well kill me know that i know there isn't intelligent life any where in the galaxy, you'd be doing me a great kindness.