/TDF/ thread part II

We’re all /comfy/ here. Come and enjoy the race.

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>contador

Go Contador !!

>Cuntador

>it's a countryside stage

It's on Eurosport too

First multi thread race of the year?

Who /Tourmanager/ here?

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>ffs new thread
>repost

So, I watch cycling on a casual basis. I'm not clueless, but not an expert by a long shot or follow it regularly either. They just showed a clip on german telly about "motor doping", small 600 Watt engines that can help a rider if needed. Could you guys redpill me on this shit? Is this really a thing, did any of you actually see proof of this and HOW THE FUCK would this go unnoticed "for years", as they said?

damn

>tour de France
>doesn't make a tour de France

My autism doesn't allow me to enjoy that shit.

Some chick got caught with a motor during a cyclocross race.
No one from road cycling has been caught. People are speculating that the use is widespread without proof.
The UCI are testing all bikes.

The only actual proof is a Belgian female cyclocross rider getting caught. Everything else is guesswork. Who knows.

People have claimed that through thermal imaging they have seen proof of motors in the bicycles, I think the technology has been developed, but not sure if anyone has been caught with it, basically uci is trying to stop something before it starts

Based commentator talking about Michel Polnareff's birthday

it's because it's a nice visit of France and it's different regions as a whole

Weird kind of autism

I don't see a motor anywhere in this.

>that Chateau

Does anyone have a webm of the crash?

its on the official tour de france twitter

youtu.be/B2m93waeHw8

Where's Teejay the Autist today? Is he in the peleton.

Alex "hipster specs" Howes is in the front pack

Thanks

I personally don't think it was ever used in the pro peloton. Canal 1 put out a documentary trying to bring it to life after the femke van den driessche incident, but it seems there evidence was a recording of a bunch of sportif riders with a themal camera so take it for what you will.

The uci have been testing for it this season, and nothing has come up. Pic related.

Have you seen a rider called Vroom?

imagine the uproar if Froome had crashed at a fucking junction
>it's all right when Contador does it

Thx SBS and aus election.

Tinkoff is done after this season.. why?

It's on SBS 2.

UCI not making Oleg King of Cycling

Streaming it ay.

>tfw band-wagoned Andy Schleck for a few years
Is he competing this year?

He retired two years ago.

He's kind of shite now m8

>you will never be a craftsman living in a small french village
why bother living

what are you losers doing in this thread? LOSERS

>contador
just give up old man, just let it all go

The Schleck Brothers was maybee the most obvious dope squad after Armstrong. I've never seen a single rider be so much shit after being caught.

I still remember the last Tour he competed. He was so tired he literally cycled into the ditch.

His older brother however, is still going strong for some weird reason.

The other thread has devolved into petty bickering AIDS

>weird reason
>obvious dope
>on the same post

>is still going strong

well he's still going

oleg is pulling out his team sponsorship i guess.

But one or two teams will probably step up to replace tinkoff and Iam cycling both of course departing in 2017.

Bora argon 18 has already said they are moving up to WT.

I wish I knew the current heartrate and cadence of 4 random riders. That would increase my enjoyment a lot.

that thing with the cattle was nice

you would have killed urself because of boredom internet nerd

>65kmph already

>literally going at 60km/h for hundreds of kilometers
>n-no doping
I like cycling but just say out loud that YES there's doping, not like it's a fucking secret or something

>literally going at 60km/h for hundreds of kilometers

literally doesn't happen

Where are you posting from?

first 2 hours were >40kmph. In a peloton even my mother could do this.

>/TDF/ is back
Fuck I missed this
Post TDF 2015 memes I'm feeling nostalgic

Thinking about getting into biking. Might get the B'twin Tribal 500 desu

Bonaire.

Lived and worked here for half a year, going back tonight
right in time to watch TDF comfy on my mom's couch..

I ended my mobile provider, used to have Curacao flag when posting from my phone.

DAILY REMINDER:
One aussie posting tuna is not a meme

Average tdf speeds are going down, last I remember was around 25mph

fuck you

Welcome back John

Need some german engineering for your hair?

Welcome back john west lad.

hope you had a nice time collecting rare tunas during the classics

>tfw actually balding
By the way, mail me some Bora.

Just lost a game of dota lads, back to watching for the /comfy/

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There is something strangely hypnotic about a wall of legs going up and down.

BORA?
youtube.com/watch?v=T7HJ3CgbLFc

>current year
>dota
Reminds me I still want to buy a 3DS to play old, comfy handheld games in bed.

When are Belgium going to get a GC contender? Everyone else has one.

if only they were synchronized

Even more if they are shaved and sweaty

They still have >VandenBroeck

If it were me, I would make a girlish voice and have fun at that. Thing is, I don't live in São Paulo, thank god.

Get the fuck back in here

>pinot

who /roleplayed tdf as a kid/ here?

I was either Zabel or Winokurow, mum was Wüst and dad had to be evil Armstrong who narrowly loses in the end. Fuck I miss summer holidays in holland

New thread

and if i know germans you were all naked

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Wat

norway stop

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>quintana attacking

How is it over there?

DRTTPWWTMJ

The other thread already exhausted 2015, now we wait.

We now craft new memes.

Who /cycles in front of the TV on their stationary bike while watching TDF/ here?

>yfw Quintana finishes second again

Not doing this right now because I'm actually building a house and can't spend money on bikes. Otherwise, I'd do it.

This will finish just in time to see Djokovic crush that yanks dreams

going outside later, it's actually not raining here for a change

Was thinking about doing this

Good luck :^D

Yeah I was just warming up sort of, about to head out and mountain bike. Take care familia

youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs

I have recently bought a home trainer for this very purpose. However, I'm at my dad's house this weekend so this will have to wait a few days.

Me too. Get two hours done before the match.

>mfw Sagan is trying to win the stage

BASED CAV

fucking god damn it

this is the one thing i didnt want to happen