I don't have a dildo.
What are some household things I can use to get my BP off?
I don't have a dildo
a carrot
a sharpie
Spatula handle, brush handle, handles in general I guess
I've done this before. It's a bit too hard for my tastes.
I don't have any at the moment. Which side should go in first?
my dick
Idk about dilldoos but if you can snag a big fucking zucchini and churn up the insides your lookin at a good time/decent lunch.
both of our dicks at the same time
Ooohh...my hair brush has some rubbery thing. I'll try this. Thanks user.
But that's kind of gay.
kek
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pics
>Source?
What's that pic from OP?
What's a BP?
British Petrol
souce? I know it's marco but is there a comic or something?
Cap side
>S-sauce?
DonĀ“t fucking do vegetables or fruits, if they break inside you will have a wonderful ride to hospital.
Sounds like you need a leaky pipe in the Gulf.
A toothbrush non bristle side...or bristle side if you feel adventurous