Sup b, how do i become more alpha?

sup b, how do i become more alpha?

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By killing your enemies and feasting on their corpses

You just be more alpha. There is no definitive, step-by-step guide. Get some big balls about life and figure out what works for you. Sorry, but there's no "taking the back seat" on this one

You are already at the maximum level of alpha

having ears would help

You just gotta have the balls man.
The bowling balls.

Go with the hydraulic press channel guy and get your head fixed

whoyoucallinpinhead.jpg

Shoot yourself and pray you get lucky at reincarnation roulette.

Having 3 dimensions helps

purchase some ears from the market.

Steal ears from a nigger

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i have ears, motherfuckers.. bad photo

By killing yourself

Wear a pair of these, and no one will fuck with you.

3 part plan :
1. Get penis transplant
2. Stop dressing like a douche
3. Join Marines

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>Wear a pair of these, and no one will fuck you

ftfy

i'm sure you're alpha as fuck in your planet

your head looks like a 2x4

I guess you weren't doing it right. I used to slay so much puss back in the day. Granted, much of it was fat, pale, goth puss from Hot Topic, but still.

look at dogs
not those sissy house dogs
i mean real dogs
street dogs.
Know when to stand your ground, and when to give respect. If you disagree with something, challenge it. If they wanna fight, give em a fight.
Make sure your boundaries are clear
When dealing with the ladies, be honest. Trickery is for cowards, betas, and people afraid of girls.

Oh, most importantly though
>dont be a doormat
>don't be a dick either

underrated post

Hahaha! Mother fucking Beaker!

Go Super Saiyan. Oh, wait, you can't!

try looking less like a diseased carrot you fucking nigger

Thank you

You look like a muppet

>thinking the pic is op
>not realizing the pic is ancient

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