Sup Forums I actually prefer masturbation to having sex...

Sup Forums I actually prefer masturbation to having sex. I've been fucked up a lot by a lot of chicks growing up and as an adult. Not gay... Can anyone relate or am I on my own here?

can totally relate

with bitches, the squeeze aint worth the juice.

Yeah. chicks always want you to do things for them and talk to them. It's like... fuck I'm not always in the mood to be "friendly" And tbh I just look at it like a nuts a nut.

totes, but i think porn has kind of ruined me, even when i'm with a 7-10/10 i cum the first few times then i can only get off when they're stroking my dick on command into their mouth or when im like jerking off on their feet or ass

thanks Sup Forums

I always have a hard time cumming too. but more to do with PTSD I got as a kid/I probably masturbate too much. Like I was with an easy 8/10 in my car and couldn't even cum with no condom. I felt... so awkward driving her home after that. I think it made her feel inadequate Bc she kept asking if she did something wrong. We never talked after that... I do kinda miss some of the girls I was with though. Some of them were pretty cool. I could give a fuck about the sex(no pun intended)

depends on the chick. porn is better than many, but im a very handsy guy. i dont even like to fuck i still masturbate but i do it while playing iwth her tits or ass or eating her out.

masturbation is God's gift to man

also don't need to overpopulate this shitty world even more

ikr it's like you're fucking a pretty hot chick and you're always thinking of a hotter chick then you're fucking a not as hot chick and you think of her :\

also i hate fucking in my car i can never cum and end up taking them home and then they're my gf :\

fug, so much this

Idk... I actually liked fucking in my car. It's fullsized so big enough to do it. Also got to hold her head so she didn't get a concussion on my arm rest. (I always go hard) It was just nice holding such a beautiful girls head and feeling her hair and comforting her well making her feel good too.Just awkward after...

>I actually prefer masturbation to having sex.
>am I on my own here?
The replies write themselves

I've been forever alone for years, and beating off is my only sexual outlet. Some friends hooked me up with a drunk skank a few years ago. It felt awkward as hell and I couldn't come. Luckily she was too drunk to remember.

yeah. just was curious if I was like a fag for being more than OP. ya know?

well like on the topic of cumming i can really only do it when im like super comfortable sprawled out in my bed totally on my terms. i guess if your car is nice its different, mostly im driving shittiy hondas and fords; beaters, i mean i get this intellectual thrill from making girls cum all the time but that's not the same as cumming myself :\

I drive a shitty 01 buick lesabre. A large part of why I liked it was because we just parked outside some random houses. I'm a thrill seeker like that. we were both drunk she was kinda wasted and i was buzzed bc i was driving.

You're a lazy, selfish, narcissistic underachiever. I can totally relate.

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is this like a sex hotline to get me to give my cc info or something or something?

well yeah mostly if im fucking chicks in my car its outside of some shady bar and i like thrill seeking too but it always ends up back at my place

i fucked this iranian chick once and she parked in a bad spot and her car ended up getting towed and her dad found out so like when he got the bill 2 weeks later that was it

at the time she wasn't the greatest but i always remembered how she took my pants off with her cute little feet and liked to get fucked in the ass

Damn dude. Sucks. never actually fucked an Iranian chick. Most exotic I've gotten was a black chick.... would not do over.
>pic unrelated

It's free and no cc required ;)

>middle

Same here. But I don't even masturbate anymore, or very rarely. Life is really different, and overall better tbh.

never actually fucked a black chick because the first black chick was just insanely craze and i was too young
>lets lay down a tarp and go crazy on me
and then when i was older next bitch was a lawyer
>okay well first you can finger me and then if the right conditions are met i will suck you off and if you become my sex slave eventually you can fuck me
fuck that nigress you're not even that hot

>but i always remembered how she took my pants off with her cute little feet
JESUS TITTY FUCKIN CHRIST THATS HOT MAN

Sex is great, like really great. And I'd like to have it more than I do. But sometimes a man just needs to lay down, get naked, and have a long hard wank session. It's a great stress reliever, and it's great to be in control.

I feel like if I jacked off less I'd enjoy other things more but sometimes I just really over do it. idk cause sometimes between jobs it's like there aint shit else to do and my current gf is about a 0/10.... just with her because I hate being alone 24/7 but at this rate she's needy so I feel like I'd be better off. Sex with her actually grosses me out...

Used to, then I stopped thinking about it and just started fucking and lowered my standards, they were always way too high and too picky

Whatchu mean you were fucked up by a bunch of chicks? Why you letting that hold you back? You just havent met that one chick you connect with on every level and every time you fuck the stars align.

yeah she was cute she'd like undo my belt with her feet and then stroke my dick a bit without any idea what a foot fetish was, it was just like intuitive for her

not bad Sup Forumsro...

Is edging safe? Sometimes if I've been edging for a few hours I start to get a pain in my balls and lower stomach. Feels like I've been kicked in the balls really hard. And it takes like an hour to disappear. Anyone else have this problem?

Well as a kid I was raised by my drunk mother, and my pedophilic sociopath of an older sister. both extreme feminists. little scarred from that.... and as an adult I just kinda wanted that love I never got as a kid but was attracted to what was "normal" to me. needless to say I've been in some pretty shitty relationships that I tried to make work. my inability to bond with women on that level is just a defense mechanism. the lack of cum, idk anymore.

Dude you need to leave her. You're hurting her and yourself.

Being alone is scary as an idea but it isn't really in fact. Same with jacking off: you can do without easily. And yes, life without addictions is far more enriching and beautiful than a life defined by fake needs. It's like a beautiful LSD trip diluted in one month.

I went from scared to be alone, to being alone and enjoying it. Reading books, playing games, growing a few plants or having a garden if you can... man, life is wonderful once stripped off unnecessary things.

kinda feel like this sometimes but i'd say don't leave her until you have something else on the go

I feel you, bro. As a kid my parents were totally absent and my older brother was the most horrible person in the world. Ten years older than me, would force me to do horrible things, including things of a sexual nature.

I too have been seeking in women the love and caring I was looking for as a child, but it didn't come, and it will never come. And it's ok. A partner shouldn't be a substitute to your mom. Learning to be at peace with yourself and the world is probably the big challenge of your life, but I just want you to know that it can be done.

I'm 32 y.o. and happy. It took me years to overcome this shit, and life wasn't easy. But in retrospect, I realize that everything I've learnt through this intense suffering and feeling of loneliness is incredibly worthy, and I'd never have learnt it otherwise. Have faith in life, user. Don't act in ways that perpetuate the misery.

Half of it is probably me being a near-virgin beta, but I've had my heart shit on by so many girls that I get close to a chance at a relationship and think "fuck it, what's the point?" and masturbate. I want to fuck for real, but whenever I get close, I start thinking it's not worth the effort.

>pic related

much feels this thread but can we type a bit less im pretty drunk tl;dr posts are too long

idk man. It's like pulling a bandaid off. the quicker the better. honestly though I'm just trying to be as uninteresting/boring with her so she loses interest so it doesn't crush her when I leave. cause she fell in love like instantly. I only agreed to get with her cause my last relationship fell through the cracks and I was weak. ik relationship jumping is horrible but that stupid human nature of mine...

You can try a prostitute, if you really want to know how it feels. At least it's emotionally honest.

Original reply guy
Go talk to someone, really. Thats the only way its gonna get better man. I know you want a working relationship with someone you love. So do better for yourself mane. If you see your sister again just clock her cold dude frfr.

Thanks man. that moved me. I really just have been dealing with alot and it's not been easy thus far. It's comforting to be reminded I'm not alone in my struggle.

You have to make your own experiences, user, no one can do that for you.

But try to get some knowledge out of it. Get to know yourself. That's the most important point, and actually the only way out of the maze.

tl:dr
yas
sort tl;dr maybe fuck your sister

seriously though verbose advice should be disregarded

Good luck. You'll overcome, as me and many others have done before, I can promise that much.

OP.here, I was also the guy that mentioned something about not feeling close with women anymore as a defense mechanism. I'm sure one day I'll come to terms with everything. just right now I can't open up on any real level with gfs. and yeah I'm gonna probably just dump her tomorrow. because being a shitty bf hasn't been working. Therapists always say the same shit. like they'll "fix" me but than just annoy me.

Itt: ascended and wizards

that's what we're here for

>pic related it's me irl
>I am the OP
If you're drunk and don't care to read in on our little group therapy season go find a YLYL thread. you'll enjoy it more bud.

I'm totally with you OP. I have a girlfriend, and occasionally sex is fun, usually when I'm high and drunk. But most of the time I really just need to cum like I need to scratch an itch.
And then she wants me to hold her while she masturbates. And then she misses her birth control and might be pregnant. And then she hasn't showered and I can smell shit on her ass.
pic related

you've never even had sex so gtfo w/ your bad advice

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yeah. chicks that smell kill my boner quick. there was a time where chick told me I got her pregnant. she was a hoe and I knew it wasn't mine waaaaaay before the DNA test. Wanted to help her and the but knew she was cancer on me.
>pic related.

>she wants me to hold her while she masturbates
jerk off on her when she does
> she hasn't showered and I can smell shit on her ass
fuck her in the shower

That's called blue balls

For a beta-virgin-wizard-fag I'm looking into my crystal ball and it's tellin me I get more/better pussy than you and I'm not even that good looking ;)

>bitch looks like a retarted shark
your crystal ball is broken bruh

retarded? nah... Crazy? undeniably. Aside from the beaver teeth pretty good "specimen". and not bad yourself user. but all you really see in that pic is tits and they're nothing to get excited about.

since this is a nice friendly thread i'll recommend you don't post pics of yourself on Sup Forums
this is like 6/10 point being the worst of what im tapping is the best of what your tapping
on topic, always thinking of that last bitch moving a 6 to an 8

about my average score though. she was fun sized but most of the girls I'm with don't make me look like a white shaq.
also generally bigger tits. like a nice C cup. maybe D

Yeah. idc if people recognize me. The people that know me irl pretty much aware I'm an unstable sociopath when pushed so nobody says/does shit. And not my best, just the only one I still have a pic of. Your girls not that great though dude. kinda a chubby face for the body. Still hot. would fuck/10 but still i'm not exactly seeing what's so great about her. she's kinda average. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though.

>6/10
>tl;dr
you killed the thread js