Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Claimed
Do you guys want to see my dick?
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(meme)
i don't love you
my love is only for konata :3
roll
Correct.
I'm pretty sure we used to talk. I thought we were pals.
SMG2 =/= SMG1 lol
SMG1 > SMG2 > Sunshine though
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Claimed
(Haram Leader)
Yep, we shamed em good. Yep i creeped around and watched a few, cool stuff
That is cute as fuck
>would absolutely snuggle/10
>dub dubs
PogChamp
Already a thread fags
How are you cutie?
Well shit, we should talk more man! Sorry dude, I mainly lurk now. How have you been doing?
Goodnight beautiful people
fucking idiot
this one got posted first
delete that one and kill yourself
Rolling for the dank mugi memes
God I want to play it again. Time to find a YouTube with it. The shotguns were fucking based, the pistols were good but nothing beats pellets full of lead.
>Joceline
Not sure if I ever used that one. The Reinbeck was where it was at.
Yes, rolling around in bubble wrap is fun. There's no bubble wrap here though m80.
Kek. Her opinion on that is biased though.
>Best idol claimed
she my bae
Kek the other was posted at 1:54:27 EST you grand fagus
FUCK
I FAILED THE MOTHER BQSE ALERT AJD LOST 3 S+ SOLDIERS
The usual.
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Fugg in Ibuki
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The other thread was posted before this you cucklord
Get over it, Kyouko posted in the previous thread before you.
>Early baking
The other one was made first cockmaster
You dont get it do you
First person to post it in the thread, we go to said thread.
Claimed
Refer back to what I said here
Not my fault your waifu a colossal shit
Kirino!
>implying she's ever sexy
stay salty because ruri-shit lost
When we both get better toasters ill drag you in for some runs. The joceline was one of the double barreled. I just love double barreled shottys in any shooter so it was a good fit for me.
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Can't avoid me forever cutie.
Calm down asshat
It's just a thread
>I have no valid points so I shall insult
Heya Ayase.
Does it also look like a ballistic missile?
.5 seconds of fun is not worth ded
Much shame, such haram.
Nothing especially interesting to be honest. Wait till I get an insanely fast bike.
Not cute! Not snuggle worthy at all!
RIP Bubble wrap
I love you too :3
2 is literally just an improvement, objective fact mugs
>my waifu a shit so i shall counter that insult by pointing out a logical fallacy using le maymay arrows
Was there another Shiro? I feel like there used to be another one but I'm not entirely sure. I really feel like I used to talk to a Shiro but I can't remember for the life of me.
>How've you been doing?
I've had my ups and downs even though I'm on summer break right now but that's normal for me at this point. I just finished my required driving time before I can go test for my permit yesterday, so I'm pretty happy about that AND I can finally get some more sleep again.
I want to ask you how you've been doing but I'm going to bed. I guess I'll see if I can find you once I wake back up.
>fuck puncuation tbh
Goodnight everyone
Everybody stop being gay
I thought it was cool, ill be waiting for the sanic speeds. You better know what youre doing though
>would hold close under a blanket/10
Night moogster
This
This shithole is full of closet homos and trannies
Nope, I'm the Shiro you know. There's another Shiro who drops in here every now and then, but only talks to me. Glad to hear you're doing well, we'll talk more tomorrow, yes? Goodnight.
Fur eyelids
Awh, you're more of a cutie yourself Shiro...
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Make me.
Haha, I plan on hitting at least 120, if not faster, on one of the straight aways I know about. I'll also get a better camera that attaches to the helmet so I can prove it.
>Whhhhhhy?!
>Closet
Who said I'm in the closet about any of that?
Night.
>3 S rank soldiers
youtube.com
Hell yeah I'd be down man. Ok yeah I know nothing about that, last double I remember was the sawed off. You see that's what made Payday great, catered to every spectrum.
I wonder if we have some around here.
Night.
I'm fine with this. Praise me more, like how nice I am and such?
No.
See
>SMG2
>literally an improvement
Lol ok
Your waifu gave me blowjob
Shit was so cash
user you make me cry.
Maybe if you weren't a closet homo and a sissy you wouldn't be sad
Kids these dats with their "participation awards"
>I'm light enough that I don't pop normal bubble wrap when rolling on it
Just....
Thanks for stating the obvious.
ive never even done 80 i think, that sounds like its gonna be crazy. Where is your camera in the vids?
>Because you act cute and i think you need a snuggling
Ill show you the power one day. They made the flamethower good too so i liked to run around with it. Revolvers are best secondaries
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Lol ok
radical meme
got anymore memes le fellow redditor? hehe xd
Aw, Shiro, you're really nice. Uh, are you in a ship with anyone..?
I'd be really surprised if no one has approached you in that way..
>redditor
Please, apply noose
CLAIMED BITCHES
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Does it matter gorgeous?
>Never done 80
>In a car
>I am on the DAILY aiming to hit 100, and coming close
It's mounted on my right side mirror, which is why you don't see any of my bike.
>I am not cute aat all, stahp!
Thought about, decided against it. Sorry user.
Is that Mugens Mio? Or heretic Mio?
Refer to and
Drinkie
thanks mom I sure will
Enjoying yourself?
Do you still remember me even?~
Oh god. Playing with friends has never been so boring. I even bought one of them 2 heirlooms.
>Does it matter gorgeous?
I mean.. I wouldn't want to interrupt anything
I'd feel horrible.
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME MISTER
GET YOUR DICK OUT IF YOU HAND AND GO OUTSIDE NEWFAG
I just got back from being inside
>Bought them heirlooms
W-What? That's a thing now?!
What was your thing you did that I should remember?
Hic
Holy Hell. RIPerroni. How about doing a tuck and roll onto it?
I'll be waiting m80. We can send Bulldozers all the way across the map. Heard about that being pretty based.
>Revolvers
My man.
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outside , shit.
kana get
That's..expected, but I can't say I'm not feeling disappointed.
I am in fact shipped with Renge, yes. Sorry, I mislead you. You can still be cute though.
I trade them money, they buy.
>Filename
Kek
I'll try again in an hour
Bungee jumping tip:
Attach rope to neck
HE BE HAEEVING PURPLUE DRANK N SHIT FANCEE MODAFUKA
obligatory clam
kek that filename
Is there a certain place you try to hit 100 at?
Oh gotcha, what keeps it in place?
>Im warning you now, if you come this way there is a 100% chance you will get called very cute and snuggled
Most things in payday are pretty based. Im glad you like revolvers, easily best secondary in any game
>I love the revolvers in borderlands 1 and they barely had any in 2, rip
Unfunny faggot refer to
pretty good huh?
Funny
Kek no
Murano is superior
Welcome back Smuggy.
Payday is based in general. Who wouldn't like a 6 shooter? After those however there is one true secondary. The Locomotive.
>Borderlands
>Messi Vomit.jpg
Never got into it.
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He doesn't need to know.
>not even using messi vomit right
>not liking Borderlands
Please, drink Bleach, it'll make your teeth white
Maybe if you're a fucking fag