ITT poorly described vidya
>what the fuck is this?
>what the fuck is that?
>now I'm green?
>now I'm a demon?
>why so many spiders?
>mommy issues
ITT poorly described vidya
Gavin Diaz
Brayden Williams
>aw sweet got a machete
>aaaand its broken
>lemme just climb this building to escape
>better yet, I'll use this grappling hook
David Parker
Binding of Isaac
Julian Lee
>oh shit where am I
>is this a basement
>gonna cry all over these fucking monsters
>a coat hanger?
>OH GOD ITS IN MY HEAD
>gonna cry on mom
>she dead
>crawl up inside her vajoo
>moist.jpg
>cry on her heart
>ascend to heaven
>kill yourself
Binding of Isaac.
Robert Lewis
Ding ding
Aiden Howard
dying light?
Robert Long
meet
Kayden Adams
Yup.
Nathan Wright
>"Oh wow Im a sneakman!"
>"Look at that beehive"
>smug_face.jpg
>Shoot at beehive
>Cyka blyat runs away covered in bees
Jonathan Watson
Metal gear solid 3
Logan Bailey
>I am kill?
>guess not
>using pins
>telekenisis and shit
>mc is a total edgelord
>not so edgy towards the end
>GOAT for DS
Christian Hernandez
Murdered Soul Suspect
Caleb Watson
>Lifes Good
>War imminent
>My family is dead now
>meet king
>almost everyone dies
>DOG
>SEX
>TOLKIEN JERKING OFF
>Dragon
>Live by sex
Alexander Moore
Nope
David Bailey
Dragon age 2?
Matthew Cox
Nope.
Alexander Cox
>"GOOD HEAVENS, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!"
>everyone dies
Bentley Martin
Over meme
Evan Walker
>Time runs if you move
>More obscure than you think
Brayden Cox
Chrono Trigger
Andrew Bell
...
Juan Harris
>im alive
>I'm dead
>I'm in hell
>no longer in hell
Brody Nelson
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
or supertruck.
Lincoln Wilson
Superhot?
Jordan Garcia
Rouge legacy?
Caleb Barnes
SUPER HOT indeed
Jonathan Bailey
shadow of mordor?
Charles Campbell
COMMON!
Was close!
No.
Gabriel King
>Eat ice cream every day and have some gay chat
>Ends with MC getting goaded into assisting best friend with suicide
Owen Gray
The witcher?
358/2 days?
Brody Young
>I don't understand why everyone said this game is hard
>why is this room empty
>HOLY SHIT!
>dead
Hudson Perez
your mom
Luke Powell
Do thangs get triangles
Charles Young
Dank Souls.
Ryan Brown
>MC is a photography student
>You can fix mistakes
>Pedo is loose in school
>You have to choose between lesbian girlfriend or save town
Lincoln Butler
>witcher
Nope.
>drink blood
>1 out of every 5 people is gay
>diggy-diggy hole
Austin Sullivan
The story of link
Austin Parker
I didnt even play it.
uhhhhhhh, fuck. tip of my tongue.
LOVE IS STRANGE!
Luis Adams
hehe, spot on
Andrew Jackson
Dank souls
Hunter Perez
aye
Jack Mitchell
That's right
Brandon Adams
Kek
Luke Jenkins
Dante's inferno
Angel Reyes
>spend hundreds of $$$
>cyka blyat
>die
>repeat
Adrian Barnes
>doggo
>ching cong
>lol dicks in the sky
>snek
Oliver Gutierrez
is life is strange but it's ok beacause OTP
Isaiah Fisher
>WHERE IS SHE
>shitty morality choices
>cool upgrade system
>shitty level up system
>switch between beta cuck and edgelord at will
>The triangle button is your best friend
Cooper Baker
Cs:Blow
Levi Sanchez
>I write books
>Go to cabin
>Shits dark
>NOT EVEN WILD BERRIES
>poe
Caleb Ross
Bioshock?
Luis Thompson
>login
>realize the game is still shit
>logout
Matthew Rogers
>Haul ass
>Dodge cars
>Get fined
>Make turn
>Crash
>Fuck
Cooper Rogers
>creating world
>wake up
>"Say pal, you don't look so good"
Parker Rivera
Yeah
Jaxson Walker
Alan Wake
Bentley Nelson
Nope
Luke Long
ESO?
Evan Miller
Ding
Jaxson Taylor
Assassins Creed revelations?
Nicholas Reed
Don't Starve
Landon White
Runescape
Landon Evans
>sealed in stone by Hell's demons cause you're too badass
>wake up
>oh look a gun
>rip and tear until it is done
David Cox
Infamous?
Jayden Gray
Dragon Age: Origins.
Human Track.
Blake Myers
Winner
Joshua Butler
> Am nigger
> Hang with more niggers
> Kill more niggers
> Follow train
Julian Torres
Yup, night.
Anthony Smith
San Adreas
Luis Scott
>actual space cowboy
>ship got fucked
>nice stash of kush and shit tho
>fuck up planet's ecosystem
>fuck up every single colony on the planet
>strip-mine the entire place
>fix fucked up spaceship
>off to fuck some more shit up
>???
>profit
Jace Stewart
Mass effect 2?
Jayden Gutierrez
>ANUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Leo Price
STARBOUND.
Dominic Stewart
nope
actually pretty obscure game
Dylan Butler
Pikmin?
Kayden Allen
OH SHID
NAILED IT NIGGA
Josiah Turner
Barbie's Space Adventures
Ian Allen
bruh
Adam Morales
NOVAKID RACE. STARBOUND. YES.
I played 500 hours
Adrian Phillips
S U P E R H O T
U
P
E
R
H
O
T
Nathan Price
>Postapocalyptic theme
>Kills rivals with your own body fluids
>Water fucking kills you
Nolan Hill
Diablo III
Luis Jackson
>Dad is kill
>Sister is kill
>Mother is kill
>Kill massive insects
>Might need some potions
>Or food
>Actually sister isnt kill
>Actually mother isnt kill
>Mother is kill
>Kill sister
>Sword talks to you
>Kill dragon
Jack Torres
>in prison
>dude in the other cell talking shit
>secret door in your cell
>escape and get horse armor
Grayson Nguyen
>woken up midsleep
>assholes need my fucking help
>gives me a gun but no fucking bullets
>fuck this
>get on an escape pod and let the ship fucking die
>feel bad so go around looking for asshole survivors for an hour
>let them all die anyway fighting for me
Austin Parker
>fall in hole
>meet monsters
>everything is canon
Tyler Gutierrez
Witnessed. Also, Oblivion.
Mason Walker
TWEWY
Austin Ross
Halo
God I miss that game. I would honestly pay good money for a high quality remake
Jordan Ortiz
Oblivion, try harder next time.
Daniel Lewis
Undertale
Lucas Ward
Silent Hill 4?
Asher Gonzalez
Ye
Wyatt Turner
Alice in wonderland
Brayden Hernandez
well BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NEW GAME CALL MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION?
Logan Sanchez
>alright, first day here
>ah, inmates seem nice
>alri-
>did that nigger just shank a guy with a screwdriver
>red lights n shieeet
>swat team
Benjamin Rivera
eyy mayn
another one
>not space cowboy
>ranch is burn
>mum is kill
>bro is kill
>FUCKMYLIFE.jpg
>murderous rampage across the west
>trail of bodies behind you
>finally meets murderer
>it's you
>wat
Gabriel Clark
>be dad
>lose kid
>be sad
>drugs
>dancing
>soup
Carson Green
>high quality remake
Kayden Bailey
>Cast of misfits.
>Gritty reality tv show.
>Cartoons.
>Race track.
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