Storytime fags, warning: this story doesn't really go anywhere

storytime fags, warning: this story doesn't really go anywhere
>be me
>feel like going to an asian massage parlour
>but not the one I usually go to cos I went there a few days ago and they might think i'm weird if i go there twice in a few days.
>look on innernet
>find a few
>get in my car and go
>the one i'm going to is about 15 or 20 minutes from my house
>on the way there I see a massage place that looks like it MIGHT offer "extra services" ;)
>decide to check it out cos it's closer
>walk in, sign says "please ring the bell and a girl will be with you shortly"
>ring bell
>a nice looking asian chick...guessing about 30-35 walks out in a tight black dress
>I start "Hi, I was wondering if..."
>she says "come through please"
>she leads me into a room that has a massage table and a bed in it
>"how long you want?" she says
>"ahhh how much for half an hour?"
>"$100"
>me, slightly confused "oh that's a bit more than I was expecting
>"full service " she said
>the place was a brothel disguised as a massage parlor
>but I really just wanted a massage with a happy ending
>I asked her if I could just get a massage
>I don't remember what she said
>so i left and figured I'd try the place I was originally going to.
>as I was walking back to my car one of my mates called.
>we talked on the phone for a bit

Continue...

cont'd
>by the time the call finished I felt like I needed to pee which was annoying.
>for some reason I had been drinking a lot of water before I headed out
.>didn't want to go home to pee, so I headed to the nearest shopping center about 5 minutes away
>peed
>then headed for the massage place I was originally going to
>not long after I left the shopping center I got a call from one of my chick friends
>she was feeling down and wanted me to come over to keep her company.
>couldn't have blown her off and gone to get a massage and get my dick pulled but decided to go and hang out with her instead.
>and that is the story of how I didn't get my dick pulled today.
how was your day?

Why didn't you fuck your friend

my dick is dissapointed

for reasons

i might go back to the fake massage place in future when I'm in the mood

i went to an asian massage parlor early in the morning and got a 1 hour for $150
chick looked late 20s and had great tits with big nipples, but her ass was a little smaller than i liked
was nice that she got noticeably wet while jerking me off as well, usually they are dry and need lube.
she gave great head.

full sex is too much effort sometimes
too much pressure
my dick doesn't work as well as it used to

Yeah, I know what you mean.
I'm a bit of a degenerate and go to "massage parlours" every few months or so. Penetration is never that enjoyable for me, no matter how tight the girl is, and a lot of them I struggle to even fit in. Just nice to have a soft body to feel up against me and have suck and jerk me off.
There's 1 girl who remembers me, and she's pretty chill to just chat with as well before and after the deed. Most girls seem to appreciate not having to get pounded like they're in a porno as a break from the usual as well.

for some reason today I started worrying a little bit about the place getting raided.
how bad would it be if the police rocked up while you were there.
also thinking about what i could do to avoid that. you ever think about that?

It's legal in Australia.
But, imagining a scenario where it wasn't... I would just hope that you aren't at the front of the shop and there's enough warning to not get caught in the act so you can at least claim ignorance and just be getting a massage.

ausfag also
prostitution is legal
but I BELIEVE (feel free to correct me) that paying for sexual services in a place of business that is not licensed for that is illegal.
I've read about them closing down illegal brothels though I'm not sure if any of those were fronting as massage parlors

Very true.

If it's a front it's illegal... but I am not sure if that falls on the customer? I would imagine it's a fine for the business if it's unlicensed since prostitution itself is pretty much decriminalized, at least in NSW.

I would add that because technically it would you be soliciting the girl for sex, which is not illegal unless proven to be under duress... which I think PERHAPS they could make a case against you if they believe you thought you could do it because they work there and couldn't refuse your patronage. But I'm not a lawyer and am just speaking out my ass. I don't think they would bother with trying to arrest customers with all those resources when it's much easier to just fine the business owner. Especially when the customer isn't actively trying to do anything illegal.

thank you for your input

i've heard of Private investigators going to massage parlors to see if they can get extra services, but in those cases it was on behalf of local councils trying to get the business shut down, so it couldn't be THAT illegal you would think

To add to this, there's a place I used to go to that offered full service apart from their massage, but after some time they said they couldn't offer full service anymore.
So, either they lost their license for some reason, or decided not to pay for it.
BUT, they still opperate and even say that some girls might offer more service if you want to make a deal with them. And they've been operating under that stance for years.
So it seems pretty unlikely that you'd get in trouble for it when they say things like that.

interesting
it's less weird walking into a massage place than a brothel

Eh, for me it was pretty weird going into either. Brothels tend to have a nicer ambiance, and everyone know why you are going into a massage place anyway. It feels less weird the more I've gone though... don't really have those nerves about it anymore.

>everyone know why you are going into a massage place anyway.
I'm gonna continue thinking this isn't true
i figure most people don't know they're special massages
maybe i'll just have to stop going to the one near where I live incase anyone i know sees me

Well... I guess it depends on where and what the parlor is called. I might just be going to seedier places than you haha.
Most normal people i wouldn't think see a shop front or number on the street and say, "Hey, that's a dick sucking place"
But I once had a taxi during the day, not related to any of this, and as we drove on the highway he pointed out a street number and said it was a brothel and gave some story about how he sometimes takes a girl home who works there.

But yeah, you shouldn't go to any place near where you live if you want to avoid a reputation. Don't shit where you eat.

true that, i think i'll have to go somewhere else
its in a strip of shops it has a big massage sign out the front
but it also has a little neon massage sign, which i've heard is a giveaway