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Hamilton Hulkenberg
Button Räikkönen
Ricciardo Bottas
Rosberg Verstappen
Vettel Massa
Gutierrez Wehrlein
Grosjean Alonso
Sainz Perez
Magnussen Palmer
Haryanto Kvyat
Ericsson Nasr

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First for anime

nth for binland wins

>“I’m honestly treating it like a wall, I know that if I hit it [the yellow kerbs] I’m going to damage my car,” Ricciardo said after qualifying. “It’s not a bullying scenario"

>female drivers are fantastic!

#th for Lederracen

holy shit this gp4 is the GOAT series

>all drivers younger than 20
>the Sun is setting
>sudden downpours every 5 minutes

can't wait for GP5

aaaand red flagged again

....does Dan shitpost in /f1/??

you tell us, Daniel...

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>You will never get to tie her to a chair & bugger her after another terrible race performance

>tfw no qt racing gf from Lichtenstein

Fucking hell, Manor.

>Siebert

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how the fuck does she get all that hair under the helmet?

Why is the name Fabienne pretty much a guaranteed qt?

it's a wig. she's actually a man

you can compress hair by braiding it

women fighters do it too

>3DPD

this photo feels very awkward

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hnnnngggggggg

Wait a minute that sponsor

Friendly reminder that the GOAT of F1 couldn't even beat a mediocre nascar driver in a race.

youtube.com/watch?v=TQZgBiiSDao

>tfw you win every race you finish
Not even Schumi achieved that level of dominance.

which one ?

Wtf I'm a #NASCruisemissile now!

POWER
SLICE

inb4 Curry Tits is trying to sign 5 drivers again. One of them being Schumi

>schumi
>not a carbabby

schumachers career:

>lucks into great car with arguably cheating technology
>wins WDC x2 against fucking Damon Hill in a clearly superior machine
>moves to Ferrari
>spends endless hours perfecting the ultimate babbty team and babby car
>gets btfo by some shitty canadian fuck and the fia
>gets btfo by some mongol finn
>gets btfo by his own suspension
>employ the ultimate no. 2 carbabby support driver
>finally the ultimate carbabby team is ream is ready
>win dominantly
>your closest rival retires
>win everything in your babbycar
>"GOAT"

give me one race where schumacher won a race in normal conditions in a car that wasn't front-row material anyway

(jk just joshing of course but still he was a carbabby)

What was Peter Sauber thinking while giving her the power? The average ex-driver knows 10x more than her.

I guess I forgot to mention the fact that Senna died during his first championship season but yea

or the fact that he came back after like 3 years out of the sport, which apparently is 100% justifiable amount of time to go from the ultimate GOAT ever to midfield beaten by nico rosberg because "muh adapting to new regulations" and no one even mentions it because it was just the new cars and new tires he had to get used to i mean 3 years is such a long time and you can easily see a 7x WDC get btfo by an arguably bigger carbabby with no merit to his name (at the time) but nah schumi was the best ever

Peter was likely sick of the sport & getting too old anyway. Plus he probably gets to boss Curry Tits about & fuel his scat fetish as she shits all over Sauber HQ floor

the price balding men pay for some stank ass curry pussy my nigga

probably didnt even get anal out of the deal honestly

Schumacher was 40 in 2010. How many drivers in last three decades where over 40?

Before Rosberg he clearly beat every one of his teammates in his full seasons, more than some of his rivals beat theirs.

The rest just just speculation or twisting things to make him look bad which you can with literally every driver.

I wouldn't call Carl Edwards mediocre. As far as pure driving talent goes, he's top 3-5 in nascar.

i also think he's extremely overrated

but he'll forever be the undisputed champ until someone gets more than 7 WDCs

2befair the team hasn't died and it's not like they have been in a good place financially since bmw quit, so while she's not someone who brings results in the form of points and shit, she has been keeping the team afloat... I mean, she even pulled the 4 drivers thing well in the end.
But she's a lawyer, not someone with a sport sense, so of course it just looks like a mess while the team tries not to die and rebuilds in the process.

And P. Sauber probably just doesn't want to direct anything, but neither does he want the team to die, so designated shit streets works for him.

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>There will never be an as meme-filled FP session as that race again

I could go for a power slice(tm) right about now.

>muh carbabby argument

every driver in F1 is a carbabby to an extent

F1 is not a spec-series, you can't win without having a very good car

unless its 1982

Great highly rated drivers like Jos Verstappen, Rubens Barrichello, Eddie Irvine etc

Yes I know. It is to be expected to be not right up to pace but still. Why did he come back if he was noticeably worse? Of course you don't think it's going to be the "old schumi" back right as he drivers the Merc for the first time, but with all the factors withstanding, is it actually justifiable for him to be so shit? He is the undisputed best ever statistically and he's gone for like 3 years, after which he comes back and isn't even matching Rosberg at first. The point I'm making here is that I know there are things that made his comeback more difficult but even with all those things I don't think it's really that understandable for him to be that bad in comparison to Nico Rosberg. Rosberg isn't total shit but he really isn't the best of the best either

>Great highly rated drivers like Jos Verstappen, Rubens Barrichello, Eddie Irvine etc
Barrichello was actually very highly rated.

So by that logic,Top Keke is the GOAT of F1?

wow fuckin stewards ending the gp4 race under safety car

whatever

there's a gp5 race in 10 bings anyway

and Hockenheim vs Monza vote in less than a bong

>"Here Seb take this Italien football Jersey"
>"No you'll need it later to wipe your tears!"

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Her voice is weird, like she did a lot of drinking and screaming.

Indeed he was. Also not a bad driver at all, just didn't have that mentality to really perform at the highest potential at all times like Schumi did

I'm also not really shitting on Schumi that hard, I do think he was one of the greatest if not the greatest. I also happen to think that his results statistically could have easily been in the Alonso or Häkkinen range had he made some less lucky career moves.

just like every Italian woman

>Hulk will never fulfill his potential
I always expected him to push on, but now he's getting shrekt by a McLaren reject.

based

me irl

based seb

wouldn't be surprised to see the italian media turn this into some ultimate fiasco WTF I HATE VETTEL NOW

damaged larynx due to repeated deep throat

smoker's voice

unsurprising since italians smoke like sainz's engine in qualifying

>implying he won't crash out from the lead with Hamilton tomorrow

but yea he's done. Perez is actually become quite a good driver now though. Probably would have outqualified Hulk today lol

what is going on with Force India though? They legitimately seem like one of the best cars after Mercedes currently. They were nowhere in the beginning of the season. Are they the Williams of 2016?

The last few tracks just suit them, soon as we get back to higher df they'll be exposed.
>Are they the Williams of 2016?
yes, see above

smart people who work cohesively, great power unit, and toyota's wind tunnel is finally paying off.

imagine if they had a bigger budget.

reminder that gimi will demonstrate that he is the king of spa

i have a wind tunnel here *displays ass*

Vijay might as well liquidate his assets and funnel all the money into making Force India great considering that he already has arrest warrants etc

>the autism it took to create this

He will finish P4 tops, Merc 1 second clear off the field in quali

lewd.

he knows what he's doing.

also, mclaren will drop button this year. foolish 2bh.

If they don't drop Button, they will lose Vandoorne. If they were open to buying seats for their young drivers in other teams, they would have already done this with either Magnussen or Vandoorne.

>be button
>be 2 seconds off the pole lap
>start P3

has this ever happened before?

TWO SECONDS from 1-3

inb4 gilles villeneuve meme

>try to watch the notebook
>ted can barely talk with how far hamilton's cock is down his throat in the beginning

link notebook

>notebook
link?

I seriously thing that will happen. Button is a leech that has dug deep into McLaren's ass and won't come out easily.

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doesn't matter as it's not on merit (p5 is still great though).

p1-3 qualifying at the '99 french gp was +1.959.

Come on guys. It's always in the same place.
youtube.com/watch?v=DRw1XZWLSYo

if they don't renew his contract which expires this year, what can he do?

I know, but then I have to search on youtube. Rather have you spoonfeed it to me.

Hope he goes away to do Top Gear or something else.

Or maybe he'll find a way to suck on Williams' tits and be mediocre for a couple more years in F1.

He'll probably replace Hill for a few years then take Blunder's place.

mfw German and Italian anthem again tomorrow

>Edwards
>mediocre

No. Cucke didn't have the best car, true, but his rivals broke their legs and died.

Prost's 1986 WDC is far more impressive.

our guy hamilton is going to win tomorrow

#stillwerise #blessed

if you were him, and they approached you, would you say no?

jenson is 36, alonso 35. neither has lost their speed. they're hardly ancient. should alonso retire at the end of last year? do you want the grid to be 18-22 year olds only or something?

*end of next year.

Neither have lost their speed, but they have maybe 5 years left before they end their careers. Vandoorne will drive for McLaren for a longer time than that and he's pretty good already

British GP 1992.

Mansell wins lol

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i just think button should have one more year in case the car is really good. it's a bit of a shame him having to endure last year, and to not see the fruits of next year.

after seeing how they treated magnussen, vandoorne would be stupid to 'rely' on mclaren.

I wonder what memes they had in 1992.

I agree, it is a shame. I just wonder why don't McLaren buy a Manor or Sauber seat for Vandoorne. Also, Honda would have been better off if they supplied Sauber and had twice the data.

>Mansell wins LOL
>Mansell can't ever win at Monaco

>Patrese

JUST

Mansell was also at the official "le underperforming is acceptable and will be ignored in the overall rating of a driver in the long-term" age

All down to the steering. In '91 Patrese was infinitely closer.

i've said this before too.

Manor would probably reject them for the same reason FI did with KMag - they would never do the equivalent of raising another person's child without reaping some serious benefits from it. Plus, Manor don't need 2 excellent drivers when they're not in a regular points-scoring position - they just need a single Wehrlein or Bianchi-like driver for that.

sauber wouldn't say no, though. but they apparently have investors and ron only wants honda for mclaren.

If Ron went away I could see that seriously being an option, but right now it's more likely that either Button or Alonso will retire before he leaves.

>the city of Andrea Moda-Judd

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