ITT we are normies

ITT we are normies

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getting married this summer to my highschool sweetheart. what could go wrong?

Yo, have you guys seen Chad lately? Dude can party!

oooh, that's SO CUUUUUTE! will it be a rustic barn wedding? will you serve home brewed beer ni mason jars and have brightly colored paper pompoms on your wedding boot that's actually an old door frame?

nope, haven't seen him. but i heard he blacked out in stacy's villa on ibiza

yeah exactly. also it will only cost about 35K. and even tho she sucked and fucked a lot in highschool and college, at least now she knows what she wants and she chose me. I'm so lucky to have her

Hey guys, i can't talk I'm going out with some friends for drinks.

that ok man, have fun and see you around! :)

>I'm so lucky to have her
jelly brah!
wish she would be the one telling me how to live my life and then withold sex because i "eyeballed that waitress"

hey guys, have you heard about the deep web?? haha, ive never been there but a friend told me its where Anonymous is
omg!!

make sure to post pics on INSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>#partayyy#brethren

we could get drugs from there!!! what's the name of that friend? bet he's a virgin. L.O.L

lmao that's just tough love. I know she loves me and she's the best thing that ever happened to me. She goes out on her girl's nights and occasionally meets up with ex-bf's, but I believe that's ok because I'm progressive and open minded and I trust her

i will, see you at work tomorrow.

of course my friend, i have over 1000 followers, they need to know my life inside and out XD

hy guys sup?

ew it's that weird guy

fucking normies have it worse than us, I swear

>I trust her
good on you lad! She really changed. i hope you don't mind that i still fap to her getting fingerbanged by jamal on the pool table at that houseparty.

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yep worse
>friends
>loved ones
>family
>not depressed

fuck so much worse

i bet he is into shemales. LMFAO

This website is so weird, I much prefer 9gag

haha what a loser, yo bro you want to hit the club with me

>i will, see you at work tomorrow.
about that, rina called. she needs you to bring the documents tomorrow already. she has an important meeting with brend at 10am. i'm sure you can manage to have them ready till then. or do you not want to climb the corporal ladder? kekkles

yeah she finally saw the light. I was orbiting her for 10yrs and saw her make all her mistakes, but I forgive her past because that's behind us. I mean just because she remembers all the alphas she fucked and the slutting around she did, doesn't mean she can't be a stable adult parent now right? I mean her parents got divorced and her dad looks like an empty shell, but I'm sure that won't happen to me lol

guys i visited Sup Forums yesterday hahahaha
it was insane, but i managed to save this funny meme from there!

agreeed! sides in orbit!

Yeah it so much fun, they have such dark humor, GOD I LOVE 9GAG's DARK HUMOR. XD :D xP

wow. be carefull! they do raids... and i've heard you can fiind CP there. don't want you to get asscucked in jail matthew...

No way brah! Anonymous is nothing but leet hackers and shit....kinda like the hacker known as Sup Forums!

me and some friends went to some club this friday long story short i fucked this latin bitch with banging body
who else had a great friday?

Rina can suck my ass, stupid post-wall whore is fucking the boss anyway, have him take care of it

Hi buddy.
I'm a 35 yo bureaucrat, happily married to a wonderful woman. Two kids. Live in an apartment with beautiful nature just outside the door. My eldest is in school, well adjusted and doing fine. Youngest is in kindergarden. She's a bit of a diva but also well adjusted and has lots of friends.
No quarrels with my family or hers, got good friends.
Life's good i normieville.

>won't happen to me lol
it won't. you still have your car, job and friends from keeping you going into alcohol induced depression.

of course i want to climb the corporal latter, i need more money to feed to my walking Vigan on legs to keep it open. i will have those documents ready, let's hope i will get a raise

>the hacker known as Sup Forums!
i heard he has tried to blackmal jLAW. what an asshole

did you hear the new pitbull track? that was really turnt

lel I know. She can't dump me if she's dependent on my for driving her around and she also lives in my house. Got this all figured out

trying to get preggers too. Only sex when she's ovulating but I'm sure our sex life will come back

wew lad! you are so open minded! i love me some ethnic pussay.

i dunno man, i like that one better

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THREAD SOUNDTRACK WHEN

>just got back to from my 18 day honey moon, to Paris and Rome. It was awesome. Me and my wife got to see St. Peter's tomb in the Vatican!!
How awesome that we now have a real an grounded historical perspective on Catholicism and its cultural and ideological prospective. When I had sex with my new wide, we even orgasmed at the same time.
>It is good to be back in America though, the good Ole USA definitely blows the shitshitty EU out of the water. It will also be good to check on my clients tommorow at work (I landed a few new accounts before I left)

(Tfw everything I wrote is true)

even for a normie that's pretty messed up dawg

>will come back
try to bring some whipped cream to the bedroom once. maybe get her a cosmo subcribtion.
also, pic related. CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR HEEEER

actually she's been talking about being poly. She's been talking to her ex but I figured I'll just let her. I mean she's about to get married to me, those vows are sacred lol

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How so?
That I'm a fucking real life Good Ole Boy?

>poly
i've been toying with the idea too. but my fwb think's it's a weird concept. she's bi tho

I'd kill myself if that happened to me. The thought of it freaks me the fuck out

I'm sure you are. Too bad you can't guarantee the same about her.

>getting married in 2016
>mfw I'm not even triggered

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apply scissors directly to babby's forehead? That doesn't sound normie to me

women in a nutshell, well i don't need em.

they are a lot of fun tho, if you curb your expectations

i literally don't though, i hate sex and that's about all they are good for.

oh, in that case sounds like you're better off

I just like them because they're pretty to look at, and there's something instinctive about physical touching etc. Not your problem tho

yer, im not gay be hell they have it a lot better.

Omg too funny! Like why is a frog riding a unicycle.

Quick post it to 9gag and say you made it!

also heterosexual life partners are where it's at.

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So basically you guys come here and masturbate to drawn pictures of little girls?

rofl what kind of degenerate would do that :-) I don't even masturbate, I only have sex with my wife if she lets me

we haven't had sex in two months, but that's because she's not a very sexual person. She's got a lot of headaches you see

hey guys
I sure do enjoy masturbating to regular porn, how about you?

yassss! that PiV is soooo hot! hngggg

None of you guys can even be normies, you're all that much of fucking social outcasts.

my gf won't let me masturbate to porn. Says it's like I'm cheating on her

ANAL broseph.

I love anal sluts who enjoy it, my girl hates it.

excuse me?

I saw a black guy walk into your house last week, is he a new friend of yours?

contribute instead of shitposting

sides in paradise

he's just a friend okay. my gf is loyal, otherwise I wouldn't have bought her all that tiffany's jewellery

My life is so good right nowy, everything is going as planned, god bless us

I found out tumblr are making things like this the other day,

why do outcasts think we want to steal their 2D women?

Idk man, the way he and your wife were looking at each other... It reminds me of when I was a kid and banging girls in the toilet at school.

ooga booga

keep talking man, I know she loves me and she would never do that. She respect me too much for that

>not listing that normies are absolutely bluepilled and are sjws

Yesterday was my birthday, and my parents totally fucked me over! So I asked them for a brand new jeep #2016 #jeeplife 20,000 dollars, 2 long boards, a new surfboard, and a new beach house (my own) and you know what those horrible parents of mine did?

They bought me a beach house in Hawaii. What the fuck! How am I supposed to drive my rad new jeep there. I thought we were going poor or something.

I ran out of my party so embarrassed. I had to put on my angry music.

Trapt-headstrong on repeat. So hardcore. I hate my life.

Ok man, just keep your eyes open is what I'm saying, if it were me I'd definitely keep an eye on her. You don't want to lose her to a black guy.

allow me to break character for a sec

>once you go black, we don't want you back

I found this grinch puppet it is so cute

anyone here know what hentai is? im kinda nervous to find out. can you guys post pictures on what it look like? :)

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isn't that the name given to Chinese cartoons?

Just keepin it 100 over here bruh

Is it something that you use to tie a chicken's legs together?

YOU would know, hahahaha, fucking nerd

underrated af

haha you got me good, bro!

caution, he reached into his backpack...

>visiting Sup Forums to see all those plebs to make myself feel better

might as well detonate what's in the bag then.

Omg this is not something to joke about! You should be ashamed of your behavior! People like you are why Hitler could have done everything he did! Hope you're proud of yourself! Please like this post if you agree with me or reply "Amen" to show your faith to our Lord

who's joking?

Hello guys I'm new to 9gag, this is how you meme right?

calling the police rn

what is it with all the traps in this thing? or the furries, are u guys sick or something? I understand being a troll and all but who would even take the time to rroll that hard. I mean, i can;t imagine ppl like these atrocities for real

>my actual thoughts, not even playing

oh my gosh! must've been a helluva night!

Hey user, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.

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