My first two spoken sentences this morning:

My first two spoken sentences this morning:

"Get your socks" and "do you need a towel?"

Guess what i was up to and get pics of it. Op pic unrelated

Sex with your mom?

Ha, nope. Try again!

You pissed yourself

see now we don't care, because sex with your mom is all we would want to see

You had a wet dream of Jaden Smith

Nope, guess again!

You woke up a younger member of the family and reminded them to pick their socks off the floor in their room before they went to the bathroom to shower. You keep your towels in a closet outside the bathroom so you had to ask them just to be sure.

Nope, cmon guys. This isnt difficult.

You busted a nut on a picture of Jaden Smith before falling asleep, wang still in hand

Beach trip

Jacked off and fell asleep and someone walked in your room the next morning to find you didnt clean up before falling asleep

just show us your dick already dude

You're some kind of fucked up family that wears socks to the beach

I was suggesting he came in his sock but failed and attempted to wipe up but was too sleepy to be bothered

And OP was never heard from again

just tell us OP we're lazy and you didn't have sex with your mum

I was about to say the same.
Or you are going to your cousin next door for a wash because youre a poor fucker

I like the idea. Post cousin pics

Gr8 thred

you have a kid and he ask you where the socks are.

You shot up a school