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british girls

2nd for based Hamas and Hezbollah

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you lot are fucking worthless scummy runts that should all be killed for being a drain on society

despise each and every one of you pathetic loser cuntholes

>visit germany
>get off the plane
>walk out of lockstep with pedestrians when i exit the airport onto the sidewalk
>get heckled and thrown in prison
>cell is a comfy room with a desk and computer and is actually a beer hall
>get brought pork and beer

Whoops you're all accidentally in the Yank edition haha

Here you go lads

i want to heem her so bad

ruin my star wars with political correctness, will you?

>thread war

autism

not nice mate.

Any of you fucks applying for law school?

What kind of grade do you need on the LNAT to get into the UCL/KCL/etc.-tier unis? I'm fucking paranoid about this and the '28 for Oxford' shit seems way too low given that you're supposed to ace the US equivalent of the LNAT to get into top American law schools

agreed

going to post here because i don't appreciate anti-yank sentiment when it's not deserved, and plus i've already made a post so i'm invested

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Fucking cunt thread maker Janny needs to enforce universal standardised post creations ffs one /brit/ in the catalog has FIFTY (50! FIVE OH!!) more posts fucking cretins

Ardbeg. Never tried Ballantine's but if it's horrible just drink it with a mixer. c:

i have kissed AND had sex with a woman before

whether i paid for the pleasure of doing so or not is for me to know only

>sperging out because of a female protagonist
alri Sup Forums

>two non brits RACING to make /brit/ threads

shan't be posting again tonight

>why yes, I have indeed performed the deed that is formally denoted as "sexual intercourse with a female adult of the human species*

why are there no blue vegetables or fruits?

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

nah nah it's not solely because she's female but because she has to be utterly flawless and strong to demonstrate the power of womyn

>white people who act black

Not a fan

bye

fuck off.

I don't think non Irish flags who use the word HEEM understand the true meaning and spiritual connection associated with the word.

you absolute plum

uno dem1s when u DONT know dem1s

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I'm a naturally talented musician and if some retards can remix music I'm sure I could give it a shot and be a famous DJ, I got riddim boi

What's the best windows software to pirate for that sort of shite? Remixing/making music??

Laughed heartily at this post

>tfw she has a boyfriend now

plants that want to be eaten usually colour themselves red or yellow because apparently it gets the appetite primed or something

same reason mcdonalds uses red and yellow for its branding

*loudly scratches on the /brit/ chalkboard*

Y'all know me.
Know how I earn a livin'.
I'll catch this paddy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
Bad Mick. Not like going down the way chasin' rasheeds and the welsh. This Irishman, will heem you with one blow. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tax dodgers, put all your businesses on a payin' basis.
But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my jaw a lot more than three (You)s, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want /brit/ to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on the dole the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many runts in this thread.
10 (You)s for me by myself. For that you get the head, the bullocks, the whole damn thing.

night

THICC

limewire

The Anglosphere is unironically the best grouping of nations in the world desu lads

not sure what that is as I don't drink whisky much, best one I've tried is 12 year red breast. If I don't like it, it could go well with tea or something

>sister has her friend over
>hot day
>sister's inside cooking, friend is reading in the backyard on her front
>I'm doing some yardwork
>watching that sweet ass in short-shorts

Good holiday lads yes it is

I didn't see it that way but I respect your opinion

yeah you wish you were a part of it

she's only wearing shorts when cooking? hot

yeah but america is the shittiest one in the group (australia is the best)

quality is directly proportionate to how much of its population has anglo blood and since canadians are french and kiwis are maori and britain are pakis and americans are german australia wins out

reminder that joe "welsh joe" "son of glyndwr" "tom jones' bastard son" duffy made mcgregor squeal like a pig

Yank and leaf posts are so out of place 99% of the time. Why do they even bother posting? They try way to hard to fit in.

Aussie posts are hit and miss most of the time good. Still there's a common thing among Irish and UK /brit/ posters that's hard to put a finger on that isn't shared by other posters. Special type of humour? Miserable weather? Shares cynical outlook? Anyway I think /brit/ would be better if it were limited to brits, Irish and the occasional aussie, FOY.

Australia is about 40% Irish heritage

>/brit/ would be better if it were limited to brits, Irish and the occasional aussie, FOY.
yes

>there's a common thing among Irish and UK /brit/ posters
prep the zyklon

What does " as if be coming down your chimney and volleying you in the face" mean?

so is britain

The difference in lifestyles and humour between the UK and the US.

It's like the difference between The Office US and the Office or Skins or Skins US

told daddy there was a mouse outside and he killed it :o

now it's corpse adorns my back door

eyarr brrro any youns want any of dat pukka bud yah?

>prep the zyklon
Can't you just confiscate all the potatoes like last time?

youtube.com/watch?v=BrbxWOMpwfs

chune

makes you wonder how he managed to become successful when he can be baited into making grammatically incoherent threats on twitter

guess he piggybacked off his brothers talent

brother posted a picture of me on the 'book

hair looks shit in it

not happy

You got amber leaf? 10gs of it?

>haha, what are you looking at user? :3

*its

tranny porn

Britain is a complete shithole desu, too many wogs and pakis. Thinking of moving to America or Australia, somewhere nice.

In terms of cultural influence in relation to population, the UK has the rest of the Anglosphere beat hands down.

I mean, here you all are in our thread, using our slang, discussing our culture and politics, and generally acting like wannabe Brits.

will fookin batter u

I hear about Americans being britaboos but I never hear the opposite desu.

Thought Liam was the talented one? Saw Noel live, he was good but seemed to be in it for the money and not making music

Haven't had a wank in 4 or 5 days lads

Beanbags seem like a really good thing to have sex on now that I think about it

>Still there's a common thing among Irish and UK /brit/ posters that's hard to put a finger on that isn't shared by other posters. Special type of humour? Miserable weather? Shares cynical outlook? Anyway I think /brit/ would be better if it were limited to brits, Irish and the occasional aussie, FOY.

Anglosphere is a non existent meme and you copied most of your """"culture'""" from the Irish

irish posters (me) are the most influential /brit/ posters

>but I never hear the opposite desu.
In Americanized world, ameriboos don't stand out as much.

>gif
fuck off

wish you could cum in girls without them getting pregnant

>group of friends had a get together and watched pic related

>"user, why don't you watch it with us?"

>"Oh I'm sorry I can't, I'm busy"

The the truth is I can't stand to watch it because it represents something deeply wrong with this country. We are not America, and yet they are slowly but surely infiltrating every aspect of our national identity and denigrating our once unique culture. I mean, wtf this is Britain and people are starting to believe this is some sort of fucking "classic". FUCKS SAKE. These people even had a cunting 4th July Party, yet they don't care about the Queens speech. There are children who literally think we're a US state.

The only solution is to blow up the internet and cleanse the country of any Yank culture.

cannot WAIT for an Israeli heatseeker to lock on to my left nad

fuck off you paddy

>ordered NES classic for $160 from scalper on eBay
>said it never arrived
>free NES classic

To: 69160816@Sup Forums.co.uk

Subject: RE: your post

you posted this in the last thread
i was unimpressed with it then and i'm unimpressed with it now

>he probably actually believes this
Runtatos smdh

designing a gf

business idea: some sort of wrapper for your penis so you can have sex without getting the girl pregnant

losing my virginity has turned to have just removed one of the few things that were stopping me topping myself haha

Your friends sound great!

been lying in bed for 4 hours and have simply not been able to fall asleep

i have to be up for work at 7

can cum in their bums

WE

NES classic is a ripoff
can't even add more games to it
better to buy an emulator or flashdrive

my sister's name is brooke but my mum calls her chook

It's going to be a long day, user.

the pill la

What if it drips out into her fanny

really cobsidering calling in sick

>ripoff
>free

yeah but then you have to take her word for it that she's on the pill and sometimes she's not and it's bullshit

Why does the sky turn gray every night
Sun rise again in time
Why do you think of the first love you had
Somethings just stick in your mind
Why does the rain fall down on the earth
Why do the clouds keep crying
Why do you sleep curled up like a child
Some things just stick in your mind
Why when the children grow up and leave
Still remember their nursery rhymes
Why must there be so much hate in their lives
Some things just stick in their minds

told my mate I was busy

I'm not

Pull out and cum on her face

Just ordered my British and irish lions top lads

bad feel
>spend half my life looking forward to sex and obsessing over it
>it's not that good
JUST