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Thighs edition

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Ordering a cherry pepsi to get delivered to my house so I have a chaser for my rum

lol

WHITE GENOCIDE WHEN?

>you are banned for global rule 3 - posting garbage outside of Sup Forums

Is there a more subtle neg than this one?

/Mämmi

hope it was for lewdposting

I love British girls

what do i get for dinner at the store?

how do you pronounce this?

I always say "ma'am e"

I love it when janny gets mean with his bans. Makes ridiculing him more fun.

gay

if abortions are subsidized why isn't lasik?

yank gf 2017

mammy.

lazik doesn't kill negros

Audrey Hepburn was Belgian though.

Because lasik doesn't absolve blacks of personal responsibility and encourage them to vote Democrat

thighs NOW

canadian bf 2017

please be in edmonton

You got money?

that's the goal

...

kansas city soon

soon, i got a job making $50k a year

The only reason to visit the beach..

nope. talking with proxy user about traveling to spain to improve my Spanish....if that aint int discussion than I am jesus

>$50k
>Rich
user I have something to tell you...

/cum/ is an English language general

You hear that people? No speaking Mexican in this generals.

youtube.com/watch?v=orTYukcEO0o

i cant tell why but this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

i can buy all the maple syrup you want user.....

50k goes a lot further here than it does in Canada

be nice, you'll scare them off again

I deleted all my pics of women's feet since people stopped being trolled by them and instead started getting horny. This is the best I can do.

What's /cum/ listening to?

>Charls in a wig

Even without the skit, it's always funny

feet is a shit fetish
post leg

...

gross.

Makes me want to vomit holy shit

The bitter discord of my life.

nothing about that is appealing

youtube.com/watch?v=i1pbqUdEemA

cant get more english than speaking about shit in english

David Bowie, you -might- have heard of him

What job are you moving to KC for?

I think footjobs are hot as hell. It's more of a dominance thing, but I'm not a footfag per se. I don't like the feet themselves, but having a girl/boi slap my dick around with their feet never fails to get my rocks off.

69161180
Ebin xD
Not this shit.
That's for sure.

how much free healthcare or legal weed does it buy?

database analyst (meme job)

once had a jewish gf that gave me a footjob

lol

>legal weed
Trudeau will never legalize as long as the states don't. I don't care what he says, he cant stop kssing US ass

>"free"
>buying legal weed even in states where it's legal when you can buy it illegally cheaper then smoke it legally

>Kodak Black

It thinks socialism is a sustainable system, adorable.

>muh """free""" healthcare
Have fun with that tax rate, faggot

wew

Are you getting insurance with it?

Trudeau, Obama and Michelle(Michael) Goldstein have gay orgies together

>how much free healthcare
Your healthcare is provided by your employer.
>legal weed
Weed isn't legal in Canada either. Not sure what you're implying.

I'm very jealous (of the Jewish part not necessarily the foot job part)

$79/month for network insurance

>tfw haven't listened to meme rap since 2011 so I don't know all these new meme rappers

After Chance the Rapper, I kind of just dropped off.

your mum cumming on my cock

>$79/month for network insurance
Health insurance

this nigga was doing a livestream in his shower and dropped the phone, showing the whole world his baby dick

Kwasny, Lipke, Hochman

theres nothing special. Jewish dads suck.

Kodaks not a meme rapper fool
He's better than pac and biggie combined, he said so himself

>hurt myself and have been house ridden for several days

well at least i'm married in stardew valley now

Who /tropicalchristmas/ here?

there's sites like this that ship up to an ounce nationwide
farmacydispensary.com/delivery/
not on darknet or anything

>Have fun with that tax rate, faggot
2016 I made 30k and only paid sales taxes

the difference is you can only go to in-network doctors, which is why it's cheaper than normal health insurance

All of the XXL freshmen are terrible.

>2016 almost 2017
>overpaying for shitty legal weed

I don't smoke anymore but when I did, at least I was smart about it.

Oh, OK. My bad

>being proud of being poor
Congrats

Motherfucker

>house sitting for my brother in the ghetto
>rabid negros and Mexicans blaring music on a weekday
>didn't even clean his damn kitchen

Well at least I have sweet lady alcohol.

link?

>I have a ton of shortbread cookies
>All out of Yorkshire tea

>Not this shit.
>That's for sure.
Cretinous taste confirmed. Greatest American musicians of all time desu.

I swear herbs been a XXL freshman like 3 years in a row? What gives?
>tfw buddy has a card
Feels good man

I'm sorry Baja

People forget he exists.

lmao wait until you have them blasting their bass boosted music from their trunks at 8am on the weekdays

It's too late.

Maybe your slut bf shouldn't have drank all the fucking tea then

>melted some chocolate in condensed milk
>poured it onto the shortbread that's on sale for ten cents a cookie

Some one please tell me a bedtime story

Suck a fucking dick

Not sure what you meant by this

Once there was a very ugly user. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

youtu.be/4Cph3B2aEpc
all over ig if you have it

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL).

After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. In Brady's 14 seasons as a starter,[a] the Patriots have earned six trips to the Super Bowl, the most for any quarterback in history, winning four titles.

Brady has won three Super Bowl MVP (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, and XLIX) and two league MVP awards (2007 and 2010), has been selected to 12 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (14) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the start of the 2016 season Brady was fifth all-time in career passing yards, tied for third in career touchdown passes, and sixth in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 22–9. He has won more playoff games than any other quarterback, and appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. His 204 combined regular season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Because of his accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history.[3][4][5][6]

He doesn't drink tea

Is this tasty?
I think I'll try it

ok

lil yachty has a song that was big on /hoc/
only one I recognize

I'm planning on getting so drunk Armageddon couldn't wake me up.

>tfw possible texting possible bf

such a great feel

oh my

i thought you were exaggerating but that really is a baby dick

Those weren't very good stories

>he doesn't drink tea
Dump him, he's defective

Show him your smooth butt

is he cute?

denzel and paak are very good
i also like uzi and yachty but i guess not many people can say the same

I have some Yorkshire tea lad
I could give you some
Be right over