>Be me >Freshman >Have crazy science teacher >Vietnam vet. >Relatively nice guy though. >Have Mission: Impossible theme as alarm >Also incredibly tired >Rest in peace any filter >For some reason or another, someone plays the Mission: Impossible theme with teacher nearby. >In an exhausted attempt to make a joke, I spurt out something I'd regret for the rest of the year >"You successful triggered a Vietnam flashback!" >I cringe. >The teacher goes silent. >He's never silent. >He looks at me deadpan >Goes to desk and starts filing through papers >He never does this either >Rest of period is complete silence. >Apologize after class >Still feel bad about it to this day TFW your entire freshman year was shit because of one stupid comment
Jason Torres
Bump?
Elijah Gonzalez
A classic
Jacob Jackson
beautiful
Benjamin Ross
>talking about tards >my own personnel Stopped reading right there
Brayden Robinson
Ready for feels?
Juan Mitchell
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Grayson Campbell
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Adam Wilson
prepare for tears.
Thomas Rodriguez
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Jack Carter
This thread is gay.
Hudson Gutierrez
OP here good shit so far
Julian Walker
bumping for moar
Aaron Hernandez
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Eli Anderson
>Be me >17 >still a virgin >After last day in highschool go to party down in town park with drinks. > Get wasted >talk to 8/10 qt. > persuade her to fuck > go behind a tree on a slope, can see the road from there. >Amazing time 10/10 >Ejaculate in her, no condom >so wasted fall backward down hill > K.Oed > wake up next morning at bottom of slope alone, covered in mud and blood trousers no where to be seen >People waking on the bridge are watching me. >try to stand up >fail.jpg >start vomiting > decide to lie there in my own vomit until police take to the station after a person called them. No regret
James Reed
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Angel Ortiz
Anyone lurking?
Jose Cook
I feel like this guy was just so down on his luck that going to prison was his best bet to get a stable source of food and shelter
Austin Morgan
1/4
Blake Gray
2/4
Matthew Sullivan
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Jason Ortiz
Actually kek'd
Matthew Brown
4/4
Easton Campbell
this may or may not have been me...
Ryder Wright
Holy fuck
Matthew Wilson
Kek
Hudson Green
I don't feel like typing whole story but ill summarize.
>be me >sophomore in hs >there was this awkward kid that obv had autism or something wrong >one of my friends rides the same bus with him >claims niggers taunt him and pick on him >then my friend says him and everyone else on he bus heard him say "question is who do i kill first?" >ohshit.jpg >i warn some friends on my bus before we enter school that there may be a shooting because of autistic kid >word gets out >everyone panics >i shit you not atleast 300+ kids checked out >many rumors spread that there was more than one shooter >KEK.JPG >my mom calls me, asks if im alright >i cant do anything but laugh at this point >she says its not time to joke, and i tell her ill explain when i get home >later that day after school >principle expels autistic kid >all over the news in my city >mfw i caused mass hysteria and expelled a retard from my school
Brandon Martin
>THEY KNOW Rest in peace my sides....
Jacob Turner
This story is 100% percent true. >Be me, 18 years of age >It's graduation night >My school had this tradition of throwing what was called a "lock-in" party. We'd all go to the community center and enjoy the activities at the event. >There was laser tag >Video games >Probably movies, I cannot recall >And then there was a hypnotist >A real hypnotist, not someone's mom who had volunteered to do some shit >Me, being a complete retard, goes with a bunch of people to get hypnotized >In our view, there would be nothing more fun >Some of us didn't really believe in hypnosis and wanted to prove something >The hypnotist was preforming in the gym >I sat down in the middle of a row of chairs that was situated in the center of the gym >I was part of the show along with around 12 others >The absolute mad man had a camera pointed at me >Behind me was a table that held speakers that would play weird fucking music >The hypnotist begins and goes over ground rules >Tells us to not try to resist >Tells us that we most likely would not be able to recollect what we are doing >Tells us some shit about hypnosis being dangerous >We shrug it off >With a snap of a finger he is literally able to make people fall asleep >Everyone in the row fell asleep >When I heard the snap, I too felt weak and somewhat sleepy >I wasn't fully asleep and yet I was aware of what was happening. My eyes were open >He commands me to stand up and to lay down on the floor in front >He commands me to close my eyes >My eyes close but I am still awake. I felt my eyelids fluttering. He said to the audience that this was called "rapid eye movement" >He was getting the volunteers and I to relax, trying to get us to imagine a beach scene >I couldn't concentrate, I guess, because the other volunteers (with eyes closed) were actually taking off their shirts and acting like they were truly on a beach >My right hand twitches violently >At first I thought that I might've been inadvertently been trying to resist. No idea cont
Luke Gray
I like where this could go. go on...
Christian Adams
Moar?
Hunter Lewis
did this faggot not even pre-type?
Matthew Diaz
guess not.
Dominic Sanders
continued here >Hypnotist (let's call him Terry) was able to make the others dance while I was just laying there >At another point Terry the Hypnotist made the other volunteers think they were in an orchestra >Once he made someone believe they had lost their navel >Terry hypnotized someone into believing that he smelled terrible >Terry saw me trying to get up and directed me to sit in a chair again >He pulls out a stuffed monkey >Says some shit, I don't know >Hypnotizes people to follow the movement of the monkey >I start to obey as well >Both of my arms are shaking and twitching >Nobody else has this going on with them >Make the monkey dance, he did and we were following >I fell and convulsed on the floor >People near me asked if I was all-right >My speech was slurred >I did no drugs or alcohol before hand >I managed to get back in my chair >The hypnotist didn't seem concerned >I was still convulsing >And then the show was over >And he released the others from whatever hypnosis they had been afflicted with >But now I found I could scarcely walk >My communicative ability had degenerated >I was trying to tell him to release me >I was falling and spazing out >People were deeply concerned >The staff at the event thought I was having a seizure >Someone asked if I was on drugs >I felt like I had no control over my fucking body >I was without balance >All I wanted was for him to release me >People asked if I was diabetic >Someone else asked if I was epileptic >Fuck me, the ambulance was called >Staff were holding me down as the ambulance came >EMTs tested my blood sugar, monitored my heart rate and breathing patterns >My sugar level was fine >No drugs in my system >My breathing was erratic >My heart beat was erratic >Fifteen minutes later after trying to control my breathing I managed to stand again >EMTs wanted me to go to the hospital >My mom was called, she was unable to decide >Being 18, I decided not >I went home I did not sleep well that night.
Jackson Walker
>This was literally the worse experience ever >Don't ever fall for the "hypnosis is fun" mantra
Daniel Bell
There is a part 2 to this. it isn't pre-typed but it is short. just in case someone is interested
Michael Powell
let's hear
Caleb Butler
>a few months after the first meeting >a few weeks after the dream >sitting in study hall
should clarify this was in high school, and she was an exchange student. still think about her.
>own one of those Wacom tablets >draw on my computer all the time >never have any homework anyway since all my classes are project based >so there I am drawing >chair next to me is open >someone goes to sit there when someone else says >"can my friend anonette sit there" >ohhellno.jpg >reminding myself of the dream >"can't talk to her" i tell myself >she sits down >pic unrelated i just thought it was neat
cont
Samuel Gray
sorry, this was a touch longer than expected. almost done.
>the instant she sits down >I mean the EXACT SECOND she sat down she went silent >ded silent >whatdididotodeservethis.gif >can't talk to her. the dream was too real >her friend quietly whisper >"what is it?" >"its some drawing/painting thing" >WUT.jpg >In such denial, i convince myself she isn't talking about me >I'm the only one drawing >she whispers again >not sure why she whispered I had headphones in >"its really good" >STILL IN DENIAL >in the plot twist to end all plot twists >she talks to me >thisneverhappens.wut >the dream was wrong and i'm a dumbass >talk briefly about what i'm drawing and how long it took >small talk basically >she seems generally interested >on the outside I'm calmly explaining what i'm doing >on the inside I'm like >MARRY ME >never talked to her again >though on occasion she would comment to her friends about my drawings >not her but just as beautiful
so all in all it was a happy ending. hows your life Sup Forums ?