Why is it that Best Adapted Screenplay is considered one of the 5 "big" Oscars rather than Best Original Screenplay?

Why is it that Best Adapted Screenplay is considered one of the 5 "big" Oscars rather than Best Original Screenplay?

New Lolita adaptation when?

>5 "big" Oscars
The Big Five Academy Awards are those for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, and Best Screenplay (either Best Adapted Screenplay or Best Original Screenplay).

Too old

this

i have th perfect actress right here

What happened?

still too fucking old.

is he too old for the HH part?

Jeremy Irons one is the best, right?

Have you even read lolita, those old hags don't fit the part at all.

she's 12 in the book. you know hollywood CAN'T do that.

But they have.

that's a FRENCH movie, you silly

Yeah they can. Just hire an older actress that looks young and never say her age

just like it works in porn, right?

Stop ruining my fantasies :(

Who's version? Kublick's or Lyne's ? By the way, the best ever an adapted screenplay is THIS !!! No doubt about it

what makes this a good book is the prose
it will never be a good movie

You need a proper 12 year old girl. And she has to be attractive.

Because the process of adapting the source material to the live-medium is considered as skillful art. Not losing the tones of the material is a lot harder than writing your own stuff though.

If only they got this girl, she was perfect for the role.

Where's this from?

problem child 2

come on, she's only 14 and has the perfect vibe for the character

you should make a webm gallery somewhere, mustangbro

I'd recommend /waifuist/ but any other site would do

Mustang

She's not really good looking.

I'll just dump them whenever and they'll spread.

>/waifuist/
>no lewd talk about girls under the age of 13

Not my kind of place. Besides, if was doing it there i'd made bigger and better webms

She's beautiful, what are you talking about?

well, you don't come across as a turbopedo or anything, but fair enough

>/waifuist/
>no lewd talk about girls under the age of 13
Literally no one follows that rule. Just use the term 'lg' and you're safe.

well, unless you go full-pedo you won't have any issues there, but it's always graceful, to say the least, to maintain a civilized level of decorum

>maintain a civilized level of decorum

That would only make sense if the rule was "no lewd talk". If it's under 13 specifically, it's bad... Implies that lewd talk about 14 year old is better than about 10 year old.

Uncle was mad at the end because he didn't get to tap the best cunny i think

Yes.

so you could go the R-rated route

>definitely more admissible

Too judgmental tbqh

>you think he was saving the last one for him

That would be pretty funny. But i think she was just too young for him, he's not a bad guy after all. A child molester that wants best for his girls.

I wouldn't resist though...

can't argue with those trips

>Too judgmental tbqh

not really, moderation is very relaxed there, is just that if you don't set a solid set of rules like that one, those places tend to attract too many /hebes/ and that's precisely what you don't want


>That would be pretty funny. But i think she was just too young for him, he's not a bad guy after all. A child molester that wants best for his girls

well, not at that time, maybe he was simply waiting for her to get to the right point

please dont post fully grown women it triggers our resident pedophile memer

>moderation is very relaxed there
>solid set of rules

>said the redditor, while being turbotriggered enough to stalk me across different threads

KEK

im on reddit right now

hey, I'm not trying to sell you anything, was just an idea because I wanted to save all the webms

forget I mentioned it and carry on

well, obviously

Man, she's adorable. But her nude was kinda...bleh

>all these old whores ITT

This is what Lolita would look like.

come on, seriously?

her body is literally perfect

both flat and thick in all the right places

oh boy, here we go

Too old.

eternal youth has no age :3

I'm sorry, it does, and it always happens at 12 years.

Man, her face is so perfect. I want to squeeze her cheeks and cuddle with her so bad...

Hey you got this from Sup Forums...

How would you know ;^)

Anyone have the name of this beauty?

come over and post on waifuist if you don't already

I posted it! Were you the guy who said he prefers girls ages 9-12 and mentioned Nabokov?

>you will never sneak up on your daughterfu that lies on the floor like this and fondle her butt, making her all giggly

...

Is that infinity chan?

only the sith deal in absolutes

oh wow, I literally forgot my pic