Gay experience thread?

Gay experience thread?

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kys faggot

I voted for sanders.

no

I made a drinking game out of Buko no Pico

Discovered masturbation early with my friends and most games turned into a variation of that. Gayest thing was probably wrestling and deciding the winner by forcing the other boy to orgasm first.

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Hey! I saw that!
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i dont have one because I'm not a fucking faggot like the rest of you

>gayest thing done is force other man to orgasm
doesn't sound very gay

>jerked off with a friend
>jerked off with another fried
>jerked off with yet another friend
>realized I was the only person jerking off with all their friends
>tfw faggot

Gay sex is manly and bi is objectively the best sexual orientation.

no

you are a failed part in genetic evolution, fucking kill yourself faglord

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u wnt a fukin fite?

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You could argue that homosexuality is evolutions way of population control

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If you've never had one you've probably thought about it.

>be me
>walking down city street near uni
>wasn't going to that school just partying
>just left one party drunk as fuck
>so drunk I stop when I hear voices in the alley nearby and go to investigate
>so drunk I walk up and join the group as if I belong
>somehow meld into second party
>mfw I never could have done this without the power of booze
>stay long enough that people eventually file out
>left alone with this one dude in a gas mask
>I don't remember much but it was clear he was a flamer along with two of his roommates
>just us
>he's on the couch and I'm across from him
>somehow we end up kissing each other, really don't remember well
>still really drunk but sober enough to realize levels of donotwant
>after a few smooches he's pushing tongue
>nope
laugh and back off 'thansk for the fun later' whatever
>finish walking home
I have a pciture of him in the gas mask in my phone but too lazy to move it over slash exif data etc

Would you suck, Sup Forums?

me succ me succ

mfw I tell my only gay experience and the thread is dead

well, there was another

Let's discuss this

proceed user..

>be 6 year old me
>best friend of age 7 and i had sleeping bags we tied together
>idea
>"hey user, wanna try out this new fun thing i just though of?"
>5 minutes later we sucked each others dicks 69 style in our sleeping bags
>happened a couple more times the next month
>13 years later, we've never spoke of it ever again

sucked a friend's cock and cuddled

Anyone else find they're attracted to cock but not the actual dudes face?

If gay people didn't exist, we wouldn't be anywhere near the technological level we're at today, and nazis would probably rule a large portion of the world.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then your ignorance and/or stupidity is showing.

>be emo kid in middle school circa 2006
>lots of emo girl attention
>feel awkward around girls
>decide its cause no experience
>kids start coming out around same time
>have an urge to talk to them, but don't know why
>catch yourself daydreaming of ways to talk to little fag kid in grade below
>sweet baby Jesus I'm one of them
>mfw

shaddap poof kys

lets discuss kickin u in th balz

or I could tell you how I met my bf w/e man

meh nothing much to tell. gay black friend I had been staying with constantly putting moves on me.
>open door buttsecks policy
>'any tiem bby'
>never no pls
sweet guy though saved my drunken ass multiple times

that party story wast he closest I ever skirted the line

Ouch, I'm hurt. Your edginess is too sharp.

u kno it 2 be true

also Alan Turing. Throw Micky Burn in there while you're at it

okay there was one last one I just remembered but playing doctor hardly counts
>be age 5-9?
>hanging with neighbor kids
>one of them suggests a game in which several of the kids are under a comforter
>they have to keep their mouth agape
>goal of game was to pin their mouths with yours
>lots of squirming and dry kissing through sheets
I swear those 3 make up the entirety of my gayness. again 'doctor' stuff as a kid really doesn't count

what's the game?

you kissed a faggot? pretty gay

>nazis would probably rule a large portion of the world.

Oy vey, the horror of an enlightened empire! Clearly the degeneration of western civilization over the past 70 years is preferable.

>not a faggot
>come in to faggot thread

closet much :^)

>Have bestfriend
>Both going through puberty
>We watched porn together all the time
>Started as no looking at each other when we jack off
>We stop caring and jack off next to each other
>Eventually I grab his dick one time
>We start jacking each other off
>We start to blow each other
>we start 69'ing
>eventually when really high I fuck his ass
>to return the favor i blow him till he came and swallowed

No. It looks like you're pinching it to make it look more full. Either give us a real boner in a better pic or get that weak shit outta here.

That's a little gay

are you gay?

yeah all the time

you just lie on your front and imagine a better face

>or I could tell you how I met my bf w/e man

Shoot. Nigga

Enlightened? You mean a group of oppressive peoples who kill any and all people who don't fit into their 'perfect' idealistic group?

Only when incredibly horny, but even then it 99.9% no. It was phase i guess.

>Be me, 16 years old
>Be into CD'ing
>Would always steal my mom's clothing to dress up
>Be horny one night
>Look on a chatting site for someone to cam with while being dressed
>Jack off with a 59 year old guy
>Insta delete after cumming, feeling regret
>Now 18 years old, want to do it again. Really into old guys.

I do, it's weird.

>Be 15
>best friend and twink cousin is 14
>we didn't know each other till around age 10
>we're at his house
>It's about midnight and we're both on /gif/
>we're both horny as fuck and showing each other gifs
>I noticed he's in a thread titled "gif that make you want to suck cock"
>ask him why
>he says he has a secret to tell me
>tells me he used to suck his neighbors cocks
>tells me he just started sucking one of our friends off recently
>I always thought he was a little girl and now I knew why
>ask him if he's done anything else
>he says no but he'd be interested in trying something new
>I knew he was interested in me at that point so I asked what he would do to me
>he told me he'd do whatever I wanted
>I didn't know where to start so I just dropped my pants

continue pls

Fucked a teacher for a while. First time was a week before graduation highschool. I bumped into him on grindr. Neither of us had pics so it was a nice surprise. I was actually in his class that last semester. Class was a lot more fun after that. I tried to be mature about the whole thing, so I didn't say anything about it to him in person. We would lock eyes a lot though. Sort of to say we know what's going on here.

We talked for a while on grindr, but he was trying to maintain plausible deniability to anything sexual, so no sexy talk, just subtle innuendos. I laid it on thick one day, and broke him.

I had just turned 18 at the time, so it was legal. Actually that was when I lost my virginity. I told him I didn't want to graduate a virgin, and he helped me out. Fun times.

>I had just turned 18 at the time, so it was legal
No, having sex with a teacher of your high school class is in fact never legal.

>I sat down on the edge of his bed with my throbbing cock out l
>he knelt down in front of me and grabbed my cock with one hand
>it was the first time someone had ever seen my cock and touched it
>he plays with it a bit before standing up
>he asked if I ever seen another boys penis before
>tell him no and he offers to show me if I promise to suck it
>at this point I'd say anything because I was so horny so I agreed

Came to Sup Forums....

I'm a CDer too, i still CD on cam and jack off with random guys sometimes

go on please

Well the first time I had sex with a man kind of came out of no where. Wasn't expecting it to happen but the dude was persuasive and ended up having me bent over against a tree at midnight in a local park behind the house we were hanging out.

We were in class and porn on phone was just discovered..a fap in group began..it ended with someone's weird moan that killed ALL tha boners...

I posted in this thread.

Well shit. It only happened once before I graduated, and I've never told anyone. Well, except the internet.

I legit didn't know that.

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>he pulls off his shorts
>his cock was freshly shaved and about 5 inches long
>I get down on my knees and after feeling it with my hand I put my mouth around his cock
>he grabbed the back of my head and pushes my throat down on his cock while telling me how to move my mouth
>after a couple minutes he asks where I want him to cum

I think I win.

> Super horny; curiosity core comes out.
> CL happened.
> Go to guy's apartment. Pretty nice! Gated, even!
> He sits, unzips and this super thick uncut semi-hard fuckin tree log falls out.
> Honestly a little scared, but I suck him hard and massage his balls.
> He moves to the floor, tells me to undress and bring my ass over there.
> Oh. Dear. Destruction assured.
> He lubes up himself and my butt, and helps me dock, his head probing me.
> A thousand chills and five minutes later I have 8" of man inside me.
> I bounce on him for a while until he PICKS ME UP (I'm 6 ft, 190lb) and sets me on the couch to do me missionary style.
> Can't control self anymore; moaning uncontrollably with each thrust because my prostate was there for the taking... and he was taking it waaaay away.
> Tells me to kneel onto the couch, he's going to "do this properly." So i get down, knees on the carpet, arms on the couch.
> I start playing with myself as he slides back in, but he grabs my arms in a "taking this criminal downtown" kind of way.
> Face is buried on the couch, he's buried inside, I'm panting like a bitch in heat, he's grunting like... well, like it's really good and he's not far from "getting there."
> He plows me with several loud grunts and plunges inside to the hilt for a several thrusts and stops.
> . . . it occurs to me why he stopped.
> He continues for a while, very slowly, milking himself into me.
> Still feels too good to do or say anything.
> He eventually decides he's done and slowly pulls out.
> I make an epic mess on his floor because holy shit I have never felt better.
> I leave and dream about it from then on.
> Ass is somehow still tight... Not going to question it.

Man I wish I could find him (get done by him) again.

That's one crafty ass gay dude. He must have been really persuasive.

That guy's full of shit. If you were the age of majority, that's all there is to it from a legal perspective.

It's incredibly unethical on the teacher's part, but not illegal.

Lol a bit I suppose. I had always been bisexual so it wasn't like I was against it. Dude just happened to feel out my situation well enough and managed to find all the right points and had just the right amount of forcefulness to push me into doing it.

Please tell me you have more stories.

I am extremely jealous.

Go on....

Nice, for a second I thought you were a dumb straight guy that fell for a smooth talking fags trickery.

wut bout fkng not

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Nah, just a bisexual guy who had pent up horniness built up and a guy who just managed to exploit that :P

>I tell him my mouth
>after a few seconds he blows his hot load in my mouth
>I didn't expect the taste so I spit it out all over my shirt
>he says it's my turn and he gets on his knees
>I take my cum drenched shirt off and sit on the edge of his bed
>he takes my cock in one hand and put it in his warm wet mouth
>he starts moving his hot mouth up and down my shaft way faster than I expected
>after a minute or two I'm ready to cum
>I can feel how huge my load is going to be but he's sucking so hard I couldn't say anything
>I blow the biggest load I ever blew straight into his mouth
>he looks up at me with my cock still in his mouth as I cum
>after I stopped he pulled his mouth away and showed me my load in his mouth
>we do this in secret off and on throughout the rest of high school

continue pls

Shit i like dicks yet you embarrass me user.

Probably because you're one of those fake-gays.

fags dont save the world

I do the same in secret...

heres my last one
>be bi
>be last weekend
>on a trip to vancouver to hangout
>went to see fem friend
>her bf and I hit it off almost instantly
>same sense of humor
>kinda skinny skater boy, cute beard, very chill
>go to nude beach with him
>bigdick.jpg
>send fem friend a text saying i think bf is hot and would bang
>forget about it
>do mushrooms with him that night and talk for hours
>feel like kissing him the entire night, he's adorable
>so much sexual tension
>fast forward a couple days
>out for drinks with them both
>she mentions that her ultimate fantasy is to watch bf fuck another dude
>imsointoit.webm
>he says he's into it
>shows me her phone
>she showed him the text
>fuck yes this is happening
>agree to fuck later and continue drinking
>eventually leave the bar and go back home

Ill write part two right now stay tuned

Oh i am sure he remembers and try his best to forget it.

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Might as well...
>be 26, horny as hell
>go to adult bookstore
>head in back to video booths
>put on vid, pull out dick, start stroking
>booth door opens a crack, guy looks in, nods at me
>I nod back, nice to meet you
>he comes in booth
>young latino guy, maybe 19
>I am figuring, okay, he wants to jack it too
>he does jack it, but then he moves behind me
>he starts to kiss my neck, and I can feel his cock nudging my ass
continue?

Am I the only fag grossed out by cum? I hardly want to touch my own let alone anyone else's. I've had guys swallow mine, and that shit is horrific.

Enjoy it while it lasts. I wish there was some way of telling him I still like him but we're both older and have gfs know.

I am not gay but when i was in 7th or 8th grade, one of my friend(same age) would make out with me. We only kissed but it was a lot and very intense. He would kiss me whenever we were alone and sure no one can see us. I never initiated. He turned out to be full fledged gay now. I think was just using me to satisfy his needs and I literally have no idea why the fuck i did that. Probably because lips touching my lips felt good and new at that age. I am 22 now. See this friend once in a year now. We never talk about it and strangely its not awkward at all. We both completly remember about it but i think we both have realised there is no reason to talk or think about it. We were kids then.

I have a friend that's grossed out by cum... I don't understand why though.

I hate the texture. The taste is alright though

Skype ?

Yea the texture is pretty weird.. but It honestly tastes like almost nothing to me.

It's like taking a few grains of salt and adding it to some slimy no-taste liquid.

Isn't that shit like a bio hazard?

k bae
>17, start college
>lil emo poof walks into class
>looks around class, sits next to me
>see the rainbow wristband
>fucksakewhatapoof.jpg
>introduces himself
>seems alright, introduce myself but dont say much
>he talks, a lot
>tags along at lunch
>talk talk talk all through lunch and class
>November
>we're good friends
>staying behind to help him finish work
>chatting about stuff, girls in class mostly, hes not enjoying it cause hes a fruitbowl
>walk him to the bus stop
>bus is coming
>"Oh shoot!" he pecks me on the cheek and has to run
>wtf just happened
>see his phat ass in those tight skinnies
>texts me saying hes sorry he didnt know what happened
>tell him I liked it
>sends :3 as a reply
>rofl gay
>dont mention it the next day
>December
>class night out
>getting drunk in a pub in town
>night wares on lots of bantz
>asks if I wanna stay at his house
>idk I should get home
>runs his hand up my thigh
>worriedlaughter.webm
>keeps muttering "walk me home walk me home"
>night drawing to an end
>walking him home
>talking about random stuff
>stop off at park
>pounces on me
>chewing my face off
>major stiffies frotting through jeans
>heavy kissing and groping in a park at 1am
>heading back to his stopping occasionally to kiss and fondle
>get to his, big townhouse
>head to his room
>kissing and kissing
>he heads to the bathroom
>fall asleep
>tfw he didnt rape me in my sleep

>I always thought he was a little girl and now I knew why

Yup but I hate slime. I wish I didn't though I love feeling a boy cum

I was raped with clothes while i was sleeping by my closest friend

The only way it could be bad is if you have some kind of disease, otherwise it's 'essentially' the same thing as getting someones spit in your mouth, if not cleaner due to a lack of bacteria.

Girly lol