Enter room

>enter room
>see this
>what do?

Bust out my Barbies for a mega tea party!

Turn 360* and walk away

sram

/thread

>is that a doll or a human?

turning 360 is straight forward newfag

Wats Herr name?

Sram on your face

says newfag

Get a load of this newfag. When did you get here? Summer?

...

thx m8

Ask her to jack herself off while I fuck her ass and we both cum on her tits and stomach together.

Talk to her about the futility of atheism.

Fuck her, duh

> Dollicious
> human, without a doubt

take the doll and run home

nah bro im an old fag, been here since over 3 years

fuck shes hot as fuck MORE?

>the pot calling the kettle a nigger

trolls trolling trolls

...

make this face and leave

Meh. Free high quality sex doll. Grease it up and bust a nut.

push her over and sleep

make her my sexual fucking bitch

>3 years
>oldfag
Nice meme

1) freak out that someone broke into my house and but a $7,000 dollar sex toy on my bed

2) check to make sure nobody is in my house, then have all the locks on the doors and windows changed

3) check my house for cameras/listening devices

4) check the doll for cameras/listening devices, then very thoroughly clean it and check it for shit like spring-loaded AIDs needles

5) fuck the doll until I start ejaculating blood

6) feel ashamed with myself for having fucked a $7,000 dollar sex toy

7) stick doll in closet and forget about it, then one day scare myself when I open the closet to get a dress shirt and see it standing in there

Kek

...

Perfect.

I said i dont want a blonde ...

>Her
>His
You gay nigga

>spring loaded aids needles

fuck

>detach vagina
>install cock

/trapdoll

>cameras/listening devices
Start with your light fixtures.

Let out a George Takei "Oh My" and quickly drop my fly

>7) stick doll in closet and forget about it, then one day scare myself when I open the closet to get a dress shirt and see it standing in there

where have you been billy? i've been waiting for you. you used me billy. you use me and stuck me in this closet. you didn't even clean me up. now i'm going to have to use you billy. i'm going to have to use you and leave you in the closet.

like you did me billy. like you did me.

Show her my collection of dank memes.

Getup there and fuck her
Amazon Position
Asian Cowgirl Position
Corner Cowgirl Position
Cowgirl Position
Crab Position
Fast Fuck Position
Jugghead Position
Lunge Position
Man Missionary Position
Reverse Cowgirl Position
Sliding Lady Position
Sybian Position
Thigh Tide Position

And leave

That's all? Fucking beta.

Then come back make her suck then fuck her in
Acrobat Position
Betty Rocker Position
Big Dipper Position
Bridge Position
Chair Riding Position
G Spot Sniper Position
Jellyfish Position
Lazy Wheelbarrow Position
Life Raft Position
Little Dipper Position
Octopus Position
Pearly Gates Position
Piledriver Position
Piston Position
Scissors Position
Socket Position
Stand & Carry Position
Swiss Miss Position
Wheel Barrow Position

12% of the way to alpha

its so sad to own one of those

fuck her or it very hard

Then sleep wakeup in morning and fuck her in
Anvil Position
Bent Spoon Position
Brute Position
Butterfly Position
Coital Alignment Technique
Cowboy Position
Criss-Cross Position
Deckchair Position
Deep Impact Position
Down Stroke Position
Drill Position
Exposed Eagle Position
Hang Loose Position
Italian Hanger Position
Launch Pad Position
Missionary Position
Missionary 180 Sex Position
Pirates Bounty Position
Playing Of The Cello Position
Right Angle Sex Position
Sandwich Position
Tug Of Love Position
Victory Position
Viennese Oyster Position
X Marks The Spot Position


>end product a fucking baby
>next up abortion

Aw shit nigger, why didn't get that aborton earlier? Alpha status unlocked.

>G Spot Sniper Position
Now I know you're just copy/pasting. Dolls don't have g-spots.

Imagination nigger imagination

Hope that whoever it belongs to just left a huge load in it so I can enjoy the creamy sloppy seconds

this

fuck it.