ITT: We post our jenkem stories

ITT: We post our jenkem stories

whats jenkem?

wat

nigger drug

bruh im too jenked out

literally huffing shit fumes

only the niggerest faggots and autists do it

Lol who has one these days ?

if u do have one, ur a starving African 10 year old

bumping for interest

From Wikipedia: Jenkem is a supposed inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste.

Jesus fucking Christ OP

fuk u brah u get DANNKED out

fuk im janked out right now

case in point

You already have a bottle and a balloon so do yourself a favour, fill the bottle with sugar, fruit and a bit of yeast, make a pin hole on the balloon and get drunk after a week or fermentation, instead of hugging shit.
>You're not someone that gets drunk easily
Make a lot if it
>You don't want to drink a lot of it because it doesn't taste really good
Freeze distill it or distill it, you can make a still with a pressure cooker and copper pipe, or if you're really nigger with two beer/beans cans and a bit of copper pipe

When I was like 12, my buddy has a open sewer behind his apartmnts and we make jankem, not actually knowing what it was. We got high as fuck off the fumes and threw a stray cat down the sewer and then threw matches down there trying to see if the fumes were explosive.

They were not and the cat, i assume, drowned in the human waste.

What a way to go. I hate myself ever since then. I've moved on to heroin.

fake

Why not just inhale aerosols? Take a plastic bag, spray until bag is completely filled, wait a few seconds and then inhale as deeply as you can. I found this high to be more than pleasant.

go back to PT faggot

>be me
>be 9 years old
>live in Liberia
>mother was a Zabongo (street walking rape bag)
>her rapists would pay an extra nickle to stick her baby (me) with dirty AIDS needles for fun
>go to JuJu Matongo the Most High Janga (local witch doctor)
>ask JuJu how to cure the AIDS i have from getting poked with needles
>gives me a piece of paper with instructions
>shit into two liter
>piss into two liter
>ferment it
>huff it
>get dizzy
>pass out
>wake up
>JuJu Motongo the Most High Janga is laughing while poking me with dirty AIDS needles
>we both share a laugh
>I'm dying of AIDS

similar story to me but i threw my old grandma down the stairs and pissed on her corpse. i've moved onto to mixing my jank with marijuana and meth

I miss totse

I'd love to do a brew but do you really need to make such huge batches, be superanal about disinfection, use 4 different types of yeast and wait 2 months?

sounds fun. but why ruin good jenkem with marijuana and meth?

Wait so did your mom get paid for being raped?

No.
>Go to store
>Buy big jug of cheap fruit juice, a gallon maybe?
>A packet or two of yeast, bakers works just fine
>A packet of sugar, a kg maybe
>Condom/disposable glove/balloon
>Pour some of the juice out
>Add sugar
>Shake it up nicely to dissolve sugar and oxygenate everything
>Add the packet of yeast
>Shake it up nicely
>Leave it open for 10 minutes
>Put balloon with little hole on
>Let nature work
When you see the balloon deflating (probably after a week) move the jug around a bit until it goes up again
Repeat 2/3 times and the balloon won't get up anymore
Or it you're not patient, you can already drink when the balloon first goes down, it'll be around 8% alcohol and that means double the alcohol of a common beer
Some yeasts can bring your shit up to 40 proof (20% alcohol)
>Don't forget the hole or middle jug will happen

Forgot a thing, if you don't have the least patience and don't care about bitter taste, give the jug daily warm baths and it'll be done faster than a premature ejaculator

its pretty strong stuff but can get a bit heavy

You'd get higher if you made the same amount of jenk though.

I prefer not smelling of waste and loss of dignity