Ask a Satanist anything

Ask a Satanist anything

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Are you exited to finally be in the 8th grade this year?

Is your mom letting you go to the Vans Warped Tour this year?

Nice trips

how does it feel thinking metal is actually a good music genre ?

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Also, if that's you in the pircture, why are you not showing tits?

Not OP, and not some weird looking fag/ satanist. But Metal ain't that bad. Better than country.

Does it bother you that nobody takes your shit seriously?

Do you work? Are you in school? Plan on having children?

Isn't satan to hot to wear in the summer, wouldn't linen be better?

Are you worried that satan cloths make you look like a fag?

Metal breeds edgy emo kids
Country breeds rednecks


Just based on audience alone, country is better

you obviously have never listened to this masterpiece of post-country
>youtube.com/watch?v=xdImDqbgc2g

Knights in White Satan

777 the number of God.. uh oh. Someone will never get a date now... Meh, not that chances were real good before god showed up.

this question is for any human is is anti human.

do the funky weird clothes give you a personality? I mean can you not hold your beliefs and do the same things you want to do without having to advertise for hot topic?

It feels pretty good. Im confident that this is a new start for me as the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan.

She is, and shes also buying me VIP tickets so that I can go back stage at the Black Veil Brides event and suck a giant fucking log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole

Metal music is the only music.
And not all metal is good, btw. In fact, Black Veil Brides is the only good metal band out there and all of the other metal bands are shit.

Because Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and i dont need to show my tits.

Hell yeah! Rock on legend! BVB Army forever! Heil Satan!

What are you talking about? The entire Church of Satan takes me seriously. Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and have some authority, ya know

Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and have to dress how i dress. There is no other way.
BVB ARMY FOREVER!
HEIL Satan!

No hey fuck you, bitch, country sucks butts and cocks

Turn tbat fucki g shit off. Now i need surgery to remove that horrible memory from my brain.
I cast you into the abyss.
Bvb army forever! Heil satan!

I just hate country vocals man, sorry. More of a rap or post hardcore faggot.

It's a country singer, but take away the vocals and it's a pop song.

the fact that you call it a masterpiece even when it was made with a midi board just shows that you're probably under 20 and your opinion on music is shit.

This is bait but I'll bite just to spite you for trying to mix "metal" like BVB into this. Please die. :)

>What are you talking about? The entire Church of Satan takes me seriously. Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and have some authority, ya know

Who are they again? Exactly

why not cthulhu??

the only part of his song that 'is' country is the vocals

kek

>Who are they again? Exactly
I think they have something to do with that BBW Army he was talking about.
I though BBW Army was Tumblr?

Can one summon pizza ?

WOULD YOU SUCK MARILYN MANSON FOR 5 BUCKS?

How many do you own? Also, have you ever seen a fellow Satanist attempt to much and turn to a werewolf?

How many grapes can you put into your rectum?

72 grapes (virgins is a mistranslation) is Islam, moron

Satinists get like dachshunds or something.

Why do Norwegian faggots think they invented Satanism? Satanism was invented by an American!