How do I get a gf?

How do I get a gf?

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You don't.

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Go out and talk to girls. Easiest place to do so is probably church if you are not a student.

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>Go out and talk to girls

Sei einfach eine Biene.

b ur self :^)

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Talk to a girl and ask her out on a date, and then if you guys get along you go on more dates

Ah yes, you have to be a super model in order to get a girlfriend - something that nearly every person in any country has had, at least once.

So, no hope for me

Be attractive
Don't be unattractive
Tell one a random compliment

that's literally it.

iktfb

>Be attractive
>Don't be unattractive

Now this REALLY makes me think

It says that you need to be yourself. And that guy is not a model.

Those relationships are either fake or do not last

> Be attractive
> Don't be unattractive
I've seen too many couples with uggo male and 8+/10 female to believe that.

>Let me tell you about other peoples' relationships, I am a relationship counselor from /r9k/

tinder

Yeah, especially in Czechia where you are basically the only one using it.

Don't get a gf, they're not worth the effort

I've had 0 gfs, and I can firmly say they're overrated

No self-respecting non-whore girl would ever use it

don't think you can be too picky if you need to ask on Sup Forums how to get a gf

>walk into your room
>see this on your bed

wat do?

Call the police, a stranger is in my home.

Start cooking some eggs.

nice

This

Gotta cook ALL of them too

>He didn't get the reference
Hello newfag

try to wake her up, call ambulance if she doesn't wake up and if she does tell her to fuck off from my apartment and check if the bitch stole something

Yes I did you stupid fucking paddy cunt

What do you think she does all day

I really wish I knew. No girl will ever want a kv beta manlet

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this song is fire senpai

what for?
with gf you will not have much time for videogames

it's easy, you have an internet and probably you able to speak and walk, go out of your room, user.
Anyway you can find a boyfriend

life ain't sun and roses, if you didn't win on gen pool lottery you need to work your ass off to pass your fault gens down

this to be honest

It's true as fuck, genetics are the most important. Luckily I was born with excellent genes

WTF BREHS I JUST WANT A GF IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?