Why aren't you listening to Bach right now?
Why aren't you listening to Bach right now?
Aaron Scott
Evan Ramirez
Bach would have been a Dean Blunt fan
Prove me wrong
Logan Turner
bach is a hack
listen to Pandoreski
Jaxon Young
Because baroque music has no soul
Austin Cox
...
Anthony Stewart
classical is so fucking boring and gay but why is it so much better with anime
Andrew Reed
because youtube.com
Owen Reyes
Because I'm busy listening to Herbie Hancock.
About to listen to "The Monster".
Cooper Morris
I am. Slave to the Grind is a good song.
Owen Scott
because he's the gorguts of classical music
Jose Edwards
One of my students is learning a Bach invention so I get paid to hear plenty of Bach
Jaxon Gray
Bach is dead
Jordan Mitchell
>didnt know how to play the electric guitar
what a dumbass
Nathan Bell
fuck off
Jason Gray
wtf this is the worst post ever made
Isaac Peterson
No I'm not.
Owen Watson
source?
Ryan Ross
If this is true then show me the buzzfeed article.
Colton Bailey
is he the Kanye West of classical?
Dylan Stewart
you expect us to believe this?
Tyler Jones
No he's not you idiot, I'm still alive.
Andrew Edwards
Who says I'm not?
Noah Bailey
thats quite retarded of you
I dont think he ever did anything that special to be compared to someone like kanye
Thomas Cruz
Would Bach support Trump though?
Nolan Smith
yes i would
Dominic Harris
This next piece is by Johann Sebastian Bach and it is entitled Bouree in E Minor
Ian Hall
>I have no idea what I am talking about: the post
Gabriel Lee
He's alright, many Baroque composers are better though.
Connor Cook
Can you imagine sitting in an empty subway car across from him? Just lying there with his dirty bare feet, downing a beer while taking up an entire bench. His sight disgusts you and just being so close to some nutjob in the middle of the night makes you feel uncomfortable. You try your your best not to stare at him but he knows you're looking at him and he likes it. He knows he's intimidating you. You try focusing at the empty row of seats beside him but yet you keep trying to catch a glimpse of the "gentleman" right in front of you.
Suddenly you hear a crunch.
As you turn around to look you're hit right in face with the empty can.
You stare at him for a short while in shock but before you have time to react he calmly says:
"Pick it up."
You automatically hunch over to grab the squashed green can now lying between your shoes before you process the events that just happened and the humiliation of the entire situation finally hits you as you grab it. When you look back at him you see that his slight grin has turned into a broad smile. He knows exactly how frightened and humiliated you really are.
"Good boy."
He signals to his empty hand and you try giving him the can but he stretches his leg and filthy sole forwards and stops you.
"Lick."
Logan Bailey
Rec me some Bach?
Austin Howard
This must be the most pleb thing I've ever read.
And I've been browsing this website for 10 years.
Adrian Nguyen
kek
Ryder Scott
lmao
Lucas Hill
Austin Sanders
What did he mean by this?
Cameron Carter
Such as?
This is pretty good, got any more?
Luis Foster
embarrassing post
Jackson Williams
2hot44chan
Brody Perez
...
Connor Martin
Bach works:
>plebian
Musical Offering
Brandenburg concertos
Violin concertos
Meme fugues (passacaglia, wedge, Dracula, little, etc.)
>medium
Art of Fugue
Well Tempered Clavier
Orchestral suites
>patrician
Solo violin sonatas and partitias
Keyboard partitas
Trio sonatas
Noah Phillips
>wedge fugue is a meme
only Sup Forums and only because I made it so user.
Josiah Reyes
Because I'm listening to Wolkenstein instead. Problem?
Mason Martinez
>Such as?
Alessandro Scarlatti
Domenico Scarlatti
Jan Dismas Zelenka
François Couperin
Claudio Monteverdi
Tomaso Albinoni
Marin Marais
Johann Caspar Kerll
Anthoni van Noordt
Antonio Bertali
Giovanni Girolamo Kapsperger
Bach is still good, but these are all better than him.
Jackson Garcia
You're supposed to say Petzold
Daniel Davis
Because I'm listening to Telemann right now
Eli Russell
youtube.com
Did he make anything else this great?
Hudson Evans
>Better than Bach
>Alessandro Scarlatti
hell no
>Domenico Scarlatti
No
>Jan Dismas Zelenka
Hell No
>François Couperin
No
>Claudio Monteverdi
No, although influential
>Tomaso Albinoni
Hell no
>Marin Marais
No
>Johann Caspar Kerll
No
>Anthoni van Noordt
Nope
>Antonio Bertali
No
>Giovanni Girolamo Kapsperger
Definitely not
You missed Schütz and Froberger, two composers I would put on par with Bach.
Buxtehude is also excellent, but not quite at Bach's standard.
James Rivera
>Jan Dismas Zelenka
youtube.com
This makes me moist