Get me laid

Get me laid

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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ *'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!'* crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

Eh are you sure I'll get laid?

Yes it works Everytime trust me

Was going to try want sum fuk

tell that bitch to hit you with a better one. she's the one that said "share" them so tell her it's her fucking turn.

Ask her if that is her pickup line

Use it girls love guys who have unique personalities

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Wana go grab some KFC?

"I wish you were my shin, cause then I'd bang you on my coffee table."

Are you an autistic kid in front of my car?
You're not?
I'd hit you twice anyway!

Youre pretty sexy for outdated farm equipment.

Kek

Are you from tenasee? Because you're a ten i see.

If i buy you 9 roses i see 10 beautifull things but your are the nicest of then all.

Dine me, wine me, 69 me.

Need more?

Damn Pandora, let me open up that box

hey bb have you been sitting on the F5 key all day cuz your ass is refreshing

Still waiting on reply

You're tits are bigger then my future

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I'll tie you up and ride you like it's 1849!

winrar

>You're tits are bigger then my future. >> would have been perfect after her reply

if i had a gun with 2 bullets and was in a room with hitler, stalin and a nigger, i'd shoot the nigger twice

>if i had a gun with 2 bullets and was in a room with hitler, stalin and a nigger, i'd shoot the nigger twice

>>> I'm not racist

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Hey, let's play cops and robbers. You have to be the robber, obviously.

What say?

Fuck you Rita, Sneniquah puts out.

I wish you were my shin, cause then I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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Rita? More like, i wanna meatya

I'd plow you like your ancestors plowed my ancestors' fields

Was your dad a melon?
Cause you sure have great tits

THIS

"I want to fuck you. I'm not even going to hide it. When and where?"

This'll get you fucked

Still no replies from both

Fiction from a faglord

Oh shoot I have to charge my phone... could you help? Cuz that booty looks electric

Are you from 1800s Africa? Cause I ship you

You like the coffee to my cream
A mahogany dream
Are you a Memphis queen?
Cuz you're the only Ten-I-seen

Send to more girls.. more chances