Why can't I get a gf Sup Forums?

Why can't I get a gf Sup Forums?

square head maybe

What do you mean??

the slim shady haircut

Because you're overweight and unnapealing

Because you look like an oversized 5 year old.

you can. don't be creepy. pretend to be normal and eventually it'll be true.

You look like the guy from 21 jumpstreet in the highschool scene

>>>/rk9/

you look like a babyfaced Hodor

you look like the blonde private pyle from full metal jacket

Because you're ugly as sin and I'm assuming if you have to ask here your social skills levels are only slightly above retarded. You are going to need the girl to consume massive amounts of alcohol to even real in a 3/10. I would wear a hat and sunglasses

FTFY

>slightly above retarded
thats more than what could be said for many of us here though, right? its a good start

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You're better off without one

girls are all the fuckin same clones thesedays

disloyal, manipulative,shallow, the list goes on

You look like an egg!

well put

pfffft

Because you do not have any ears

ha ha ho ho

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well there goes his chances of getting laid, girls love guys who listen

SUNGLASSES WOULD MAKE THE GARLIC BULB NOSE THING STAND OUT. TBPH THIS REALLY LOOKS LIKE A PAINTED NIGGER WITH IT'S LIPS SUCKED OUT AND CRAMMED IN ITS CHEEKS. I LOVE THE BELUGA WHALE FIVEHEAD BULGE, I BET THIS MOTHER FUCKER CAN SNORE LOW AS FUCK WHEN IT RELEASES AIR FROM IT'S BLOW HOLE

caps lock...

fucking kek

A. FUCKING. EGG.

STILL STEERING THOUGH NIGGER SO YOU CAN UNSUCK MY DICK NOW THANKS

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TRY THE "HIDE THIS BAD MOTHER FUCKER'S POST THAT IS TRIGGERING YOU" FEATURE PUSSY