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>Penalty
>No card
Got my hands WRAPPED around my wife's son's neck right now.
2nd for Juan Aurich DNB @2.2
8 more minutes for 1/2 cards. I want to believe!
I have to fucking ask
What the fuck was Baoteng doing raising his hand?
Waving at the wife's son in the crowd
Rip user on Germany win
>4:48am in Singapore
What you doing up pal?
Very nice post but the lid survives
hope you stop strangling him now
being a fucking retard thats what
Why is it your wifes son? Isnt he also your son?
Looks like my wife's son is going to live a little bit longer
seething at Baghdatis/Youzhny 2bh
Tears pal.
So so many wife's sons surviving the night. Mines judgement day is tomorrow and the Tsonga match.
Boateng accidents can be very costly it seems.
CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Finally got enough now to buy the wife's son that gameboy station he's been asking for, hopefully if he's happy the wife might give me a round on her bottom soon. She's been going to the gym a lot and toning up, even got herself a personal trainer called Jamal who's been helping her get in shape. What I'm surprised about is that even though I'm only paying him £50 a week for 1 session, he's taking time out of his day to ensure that she's also eating right.I came home from work last week and found them in the living room with a sweat on, he must be ensuring that she trains at home as he had his shirt off and she was just in her underwear.
Thank you Germany for getting that yellow, you've ensure that I stay in a happy, fulfilling and loyal marriage.
Watching Euros.
What else?
Mines Del Potro, what do you think about that fag?
wife's son got lucky this time
>that kid in a gk jersey
Can't blame him, Neuer is a beast of a man.
This bitch just won £104 for guessing plays right
Damn this is gold.
Btw m8 sorry to break it to ya but Jamal is having a round on your son's mother's bottom
germanymen gonna win in extra time
So depressed
Should come back. Delpo is a strong boy. So so powerful.
I think he was trying to show he wasn't fouling chilling. Very strange behavior especially from a world class defender.
did you lose to Iceland too?
Are you dumb, or just new?
dw neighboor everything is gonna be alright in 30 mins, prepare to get comfy
I'm on this too and not worried.
>that penalty in the Vasco game
Would've thought it was a slag ref that gave it with how bad it was
Nah, don't really care about this game, but I'm stuck at home alone when I should be out drinking and the ET means I'll be stuck here for another 30 minutes at least and I don't even have beer.
Yeah, hope so lad
what's the bet? italy/germany et/penalties?
>Watching semi professionals instead of THE game
Americans.
People are putting money on Argentina against Uruguay and the line is moving
They beat us by 22 points and are better, but I'd swerve a third place match
>watching a mainstream game when lower league games are open for betting
Penny punting slugs
neither theyre all shit
REFUSE to believe Michael Caley is married to a WOMAN
Italy to qualify.
Me to put Euan to sleep when I visit Glasgow tomorrow x
REFUSE to believe you have ever spoken to a woman
th-thanks
>Not watching for entertainment
Stop @ing me you fucking freak
>betting on favorites
sven....
Stop using my gimmick you fucking dullard
>Italian game
>entertainment
'no'
zzzzzzzzzzz isn't your gimmick, you greasy little shit.
100 % because I didn't watch poland, germany or wales play before
only looked at results in their previous games which obviously isn't enough information
>boateng
such a top lad, my wife's son LOVES him
Can see this board turning into Sup Forums 2.0 cause of boateng's mistake.
Arguably the worst anons. Sad sad little men.
Can't stop backing Juan Aurich. Won't stop backing Juan Aurich.
V strange post. Imagine being sad enough to type this shite out and then clicking submit. Weirdo.
V v strange post. Imagine being sad enough to type this shite out and then clicking submit. Weirdo.
Please have sex, you moon faced little cretin.
Under 2.5 bookings in ET @2.25 pmsl, SURREAL price.
Can tell your bird is 25 fat and a feminist. Get a life you freak of a man.
Shit memes lads
Very strange insult and insinuation to make at me. Can only think that you're projecting. Enjoy your lard ass lover, you chubby chasing little git.
Would brighten up my day, so it's probably not happening
>he STILL isn't ready to retire from gambling and move to montevideo
Stop arguing, you're scarring N'golo's son!!!
Shut up you nonce. Stop replying to me. Sad excuse for a man.
hahahahaha
>50% of my roll in play because if R A I N delays
T E A R S
E
A
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>Staking 50% of your roll
Strange fellow
You are an extremely warped little person. Why do you persist in replying to me? Don't ever think of engaging me in conversation again, you acne-riddled mong.
It's spread over several live bets & pregame bets. UK weather fucked me.
I will not warn you again sicko. Reply one more time and I'll take action. I'll wipe you out with precision which has never been seen before on this earth. Maggot.
Dumping bankroll onto Italy on PENS
LETS GO
who wins on penalties?
P E N S
E
N
S
germany
germany bcause based neuer
literally flip a coin
Be careful who you are messing with, you pathetic cockroach. Run along to mummy or else you'll regret replying to me for the rest of your sad little life.
Italy @2.02 is VALUE
Might be happening
>germany never loses penalties
>germany never beats italy
which meme dies?
the penalties will go forever until isis strikes
Am I dumb, or did Skybet just give me free money?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMAO
wtf was that run up
Muller SUCH a meme ffs
FOR FUCKS SAKE
pmsl looked like a floorball penalty
What was that
FUCKING DONE.
Ozil SUCH a meme ffs
ruh roh
GERMANY PENALTY MEME DIES
pelle LMFAO
wtf is going on
Pelle SUCH a meme ffs
is this a fucking satire
>Pelle
No idea how he's tricked everyone into thinking he's a striker