Ok Sup Forums, rate my dinner

Ok Sup Forums, rate my dinner.

>Red Baron Pepperoni Pizza
>Extra Pepperoni
>Extra Mozzarella
>Nacho Cheese Doritos
>Crushed Red Pepper
>Diet Coke

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Fat ass

Probably ate 1200 calories for just that one meal

>confirmed fatass

I r8 9/11

Still hungry after / 10

>1200 calories
Didn't eat the whole pizza. 3 pieces = about 1/3 of the whole thing.

8/10

how fat are you?

>1200 calories
try being active and living in a cold country you fucking waster!!

>and a diet Coke because I'm watching my weight

Probably 500cal for the 1/3 pizza
Doritos are around 160cal per 10 chips
Extra cheese? Around 120cal per once
Extra pepperoni? Assuming 60cal
Diet coke? 120cal per 12oz,assuming you drank 20oz
500+160+120+60+around 200=1040 cals

Wasn't Red Baron banned by the FDA in the United States? Is it some black market food you get from an underground dealer?

6/10
-2 Diet Coke
-1 crushed red pepper
-1 Red Baron

OP is getting called fat because of the diet coke

I'd eat that.

No. Diet Coke, because I actually like it better. The fact that it has zero calories and the fact that it was on sale for 99 cents. Bonus!

420/10 sweet jesus you are the saviour of all stoners of the world

So not a hipster liberal vegan faggot then?

>Diet Coke
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>DIEt cOKe
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>Die Ok
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yummy

Not impressed with the diet coke. Mountain Dew fgt

could be worse/10

I still find it funny that a German ww1 pilot got a microwave pizza brand named after him.

I'll suck your dick for a slice of that shit and a couple chips.

Looks great actually

diet coke is poison.

this guy get's it.

well enjoy it while it lasts, diet drinks are getting banned soon. It's proven they cause weight gain and cause serious health problems

Would it help if I spike the Diet Coke with a shot of Everclear?

kys

I've been smoking these baby backs this afternoon. Should be done in about an hour.

You call that extra pepperoni?

Here's a pepperoni pizza from near where I live. This is their normal pepperoni. You could get extra on top of this, but why bother, there's already so much.

Learn to pizza.

whats the point of drinking diet coke if your gonna eat pizza anyway just drink real coke faggot

Mummy is out and i'm going to shitpost /10

mmmm smoking how, user?

What? You can get Red Baron at any grocery store.

because it's addictive poison

That pizza is pitiful mate. Don't tell me you're one of the little thin-crust cucks.

>Mummy is out and i'm going to shitpost
fixed, you fucking tard

Thin crust is good. Deep dish is also good.

I will not live here any longer. I don't give a shit anymore .b. I'm going

As I said before... No. Diet Coke, because I actually like it better. Real Coke sucks ass IMO.

The fact that Diet Coke has zero calories and the fact that it was on sale for 99 cents. Bonus!

My favorite sodas are Code Red Mountain Dew and Pepsi. But they weren't on sale, so I went for the Diet Coke instead.

or you could go to a fucking restaurant or something oven pizza is ass

>eats frozen pizza and doritos for dinner
>drinks diet coke with it
>is clearly 13

Prove me wrong, faggot

Nope. It's their regular crust. Not thin crust.

This guy gets it

i made some crazy hotdogs tonight.
Smoking hash
drinking cold beer

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format you fucking spastic
momyy out and eating pizza /out of 10
the fuck that makes no sense you dense cunt!!!!!!!
bye

>oven pizza

Wut? You mean frozen pizza?

That Red Barron pizza is actually pretty good, I had it for dinner too OP.

That looks utterly delicious. I will take 6

>red baron
>microwave pizza

son what are you talking about?

dat bait
4/10

Bait confirmed

Sounds like a pretty good trade.

Is this what you were looking for op?
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>microwave shit pizza
hows poverty treating ya?

bait?
no man, its hotdogs.

Clearly you have good taste.

what is with these fags thinking this shit is microwave? do you microwave your frozen fucking pizzas? how does that work for you? dumb fucks

>edges charred from oven
>obviously not microwaved
>you don't even microwave pizzas like that

Are you blind or just retarded?

Weber Smokey Mountain smoker. 220° with charcoal and large chunks of Hickory and pecan wood.

Shitty pizza brand
Chips
Coke with splenda

>gg, horrible/10

Sure something else would be good, but it's worth not having to drive into town every time I want pizza. Most places won't deliver out this far.

It's not excellent pizza, but with no prep other than preheating the oven it's pretty alright.

What do you think about the fact that I prefer hot dogs with ketchup to almost every burger I've ever tried?

Microwaved bacon. This shits thicc

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I feast upon the charred flesh of the Minotaur

Acid reflux/10

Oven pizza, thing faggoo

...

looks like you bought your dinner from a CVS

My wife ordered meat lovers pizza from Pizza Hut

Maybe consider eating some vegetables at some point in your life. Just a thought.

Literally can't stand vegetables. And besides, this pizza has tomato sauce.

Pizza Hut, more like Greasy Hut.

>[TRYPOPHOBIA WARNING]

Very nice, impressive.
How long do you cook your pizza Sup Forumsro?
I usually cook 17min pizzas for about 12 on my crispy oven pan, after the oven warmed up for 5 minutes. They come out great, not under/overcooked.

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You are way off on the Doritos and coke son.

I live at 9000 feet, so it may be different for lower altitudes, but here's how I do it.....

>Preheat oven to 360 degrees
>Frozen pizza directly on center over rack for 13 minutes (no pan)
>At 13 minutes, take it out and put on the extra toppings (pepperoni under the extra cheese).
>Raise oven temp to 380 degrees.
>Bake for 14 more minutes directly on oven rack.
>Slide back out on cool cookie sheet and cut.

Perfect crispy crust.
Toppings thoroughly cooked.
Cheese melted to perfection.

2/10
at least its not from the trash

>causes cancer
Another bonus!