Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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I dont know your name nigga, I know you're that wannabe stien with the nail through the head that hires shitty assassin

There ya go, DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY

oh boy

Lily claim

Who's with me to /bed early and get up and be productive tomorrow! ?

Jesus Christ what a shitpost

nicely done
memes

Saber claim

Forgot the previous.

Hibiki claimed

Docs on sharks. I'm on discovery. Maybe there's another dedicated to movies

>Здравствуйте
You can use poka instead. Informal and nice sounding :)
Chillin and sharkin. Shark week

Thanks for existing

Blel. Your waifu is cute, I like her. What are you doing? On a job?

Tristana claim and main

No, that I do, not my waifu

I don't know what she would listen too

Why not cow's post?

Or player two?

Or mine where I tell him to at least post good, hit dick!
You'll see who I am really soon enough
Finally! Took an entire thread!

And it's Fran

Claimed

Not much, came to by nosy as usual. How goes it?

Wheres my assassins

Akiko claimed
Last claim since I'm out for real now

Fucking kek'd at the traumatized Akiko overlay
Well done user, though for my own mental well-beingI'm not sure if I should save this or not

My pleasure

I just wanted you all to know that this exists
>Kurumi

Still here. Last thread for the night for me

Part of my problem is the hollows keep completely emptying my endurance in a few attacks, then I'm completely defenseless against them

Need some dosh mang.

Playing vidya :^)

Wew funny you mention him, had some nice games earlier. Currently working on Genji though, got PoTG back to back with ult.

Kek, my mistake again.

It's probably not the highest out there knowing some people though.

Will do m8. Night again.

>Best idol claimed

きぃうこ post ittttttt
>Cheeeeeeeeeen

Still using Hibiki uh?

Fran...kenstine's monster!
>Fire bad.

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I'm scared that your dick is allowed to exist

They suck, remember?

YOU FIGURED IT OUT!

ABORT! ABORT!

Hehe~

Oh hai o.

Hey Muugs, out of curiosity, do you have lewds?
>I'm not coming onto, in, around, below, above, or any other conceivable way to you, just curious

Poise is shit in that game, learn to roll and everything is a breeze

Exactly!

Send them anyways, I wanna kill something

Your whole life is a shitpost.
Claimed.

Woah, the heat

Huh, that sounds kinda wierd. What could they document about sharks to have a weeks worth of tv stuff?

>Genji
Best no, i cant have you going full weeb on me. Come back to us

heyo

Maybe i do have one or two. Not very good ones but yea

My biggest gripe with Dark Souls is that rolling is the only way to avoid damage

Dio-sama...

Thanks Tristy. I'll learn to git gud at ADC one day.
Yep, I work night shifts. About another 2 hours before I go in.

Not too bad. A bit bored, might just throw on my work clothes and head over to my dads till I need to go to work.

Exactly. Now go apply for security you lazy tsun!

Rolling is the good way, you could always block like a little bitch

Kirishima is Mine!

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It's a pretty nice dick

It aint hurt no one :(
Better megumin here :)

I was the moth dude

Fine, if I can convince any of them

This has been an interesting night

I want to sleep but I can't go yet.

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>mfw I've been a little bitch this whole time

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Abort, abort? No you aren't a robot. To fleshy.
Hey cutie~

Best Angle

Pretty sure you'd need a greatshield for blocking to work well
and if you use one it's unlikely you can roll

>ARP Kirishima
>not KC Kirishima
I feel bad for ya

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It wasn't for the best, I hoped to never see that tiny spic dick again.

my POTUSfu

>claim
Drunk edition

Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't been active for a few days, Witcher's taking up all my time.

I'm scared of it

Ok good, my cover is safe

You missed it Galko
I hope he doesn't post pooper, might scare me straight

That's fine Aizawa.
>Ursine witcher set is best witcher set

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Call yourself Yuuki nigga?
Still love you tho

I only used buckler/parrying dagger, the other shield is the stamina shield

Again?

Missed what?

That sounds uneventful. What time do you get off of work? Also we are you on mobile if you arent working?

>better
>Bette
>Bett
>Bet
>Be
>B
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>B
>Be
>Bet
>Beta

The only witcher specific set I've found so far is the Griffin set, I'm still in Velen, only level 12. Focus most of my time on exploring and finding secrets.

Post your dick

Endangered sharks, psychology of sharks, hunting methods, a whole lot
>Hi my name is Ben Carson, underwater and the first to do a shark interview. I'm here today with the great whit-
>*swallowed whole by shark
>solid copy on the lewds

Git. Gud. Eet eez noh handholdin gemus

Have fun with that. What's your shift about?

What do you mean?

Glad to have you on the waifu robot theoretical

Don't apologize. Bond up!

Probably for the best, you missed konata's chode

^
It wasn't pretty

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You know what...it's time. I'M GOING TO MAKE DARK SOULS MY BITCH!

I'll try to parry every so often, but a lot of enemies have long delays before swings, others very short
>Parried crystal sage and killed him in 30 seconds

Doesn't tell you about a lot of core mechanics either

I'm not a faggot, fuck off.

he was like one of the first reply

>konata

No I didn't, sadly. Kyouko linked it to me in discord like a nigger.

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I replied to it.

YAASSS DDOOOO EETTT BAATCH!!!!

oh god ahahah!!!!
based kyouko kek

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Core what the? Most of it was given from the start

It's not that big of a deal, Dark souls is not that hard.

>mfw

DO IT
MAKE ME PROUD
>motivation music
youtube.com/watch?v=1W0a7Bf3IR0

Those delays REALLY fucked me over in ds2
>LOOKING AT YOU SMELTER DEMON YOU FUCK, FUCK YOU I WANTED THAT INVISIBLE PRIMARY WEAPONS RING

megumin claimers are all the same, talk to me after you eventually switch

It never gets easier but eh what can ya do.

But he's the best offense hero since McCree was cucked.

>Full weeb
Kek.

But it's 10:05 right now

>Lazy tsun
These names are getting too accurate

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All must share in it

Oh right

Still in agony

Claiming
Who else has a fucked up sleep schedule

Why not Rocky?

Straya.

Same.

Sup Cutie.

Doing some bike matinence. Haven't even turned on my PC today yo.

Telling homeless people to shoo.

Apply anyways!

>Finally admits to the tsun

Can't have a fucked up schedule bc work.

I can tell it's going to be very low odds in getting my job back in the same walmart with the shit load of food joints outside

Sleep, what is that?

[spoiler]I never seen rocky[/spoiler]

they didn't make parrying easy
mostly because you need to learn how to do it for every new enemy

fist weapons are probably easiest because everything almost hits you at the same time

Rocky dies

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Your only excuse is not being from the USA.

That's that music from Man at Arms right? Sounds SUPER familiar

Good night thread.

The Lord of Cinders
>Tristana

I loved the fist weapons in ds2, soo fucking good!

Rip, gg no re

Yeah no shit, I'm italian

Yeah lol its man at arms
>That elucidator episode
>That Asuna's Rapier episode

Sleep well

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I'm always drunk

Have you seen Il Postino?
>Tristana

All people are robots, the wires are just to advanced for us to follow!
Oh, you're a spy! From MI6!
Nothing much, working alot, tired alot.

Mines fucked because of work
Sleep is a very rare thing
Very precious thing
It nulls the pain of life but only for a moment