Shit Sup Forums, i need some help in rationalizing what just happened. i'm literally fucking shaking to death right now

shit Sup Forums, i need some help in rationalizing what just happened. i'm literally fucking shaking to death right now.

First off, i have had crazy experiences with dreams and a vivid imagination. I have this mirror my grandfather left me in my room. Mirrors freak me out when i sleep so I flipped it years ago.

I fucking go to bed and woke up to a sleep paralysis of the mirror flipping, and the mirror is flipped

i'm trying to rationalize what happened but I can't. i'm really fucking scared what do i do?

oh my fucking god OP here, i hear footsteps outside the door and its dark out

I've gotten sleep paralysis before as well. Any tips for snapping out of it from other anons?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

We have arrived. Prepare to face your end.

Try sleeping again.
In my case, I've had so many SP that I can just "think" about waking up and I snap out of it.

I'm sometimes able to bite my tongue or hold my breath till I jerk awake.

i fucking wish this was a joke guys. i'm trying to rationalize this to calm my self down, but i can't. i want to take a picture of the mirror but i think i would lose my shit if i timestamped and saw something in the picture.

Sleep paralysis and dreams can severely distort your reality and memories.
It's very possible that you did it yourself for whatever reason and you can't remember. Or if you had any company over perhaps they did.
I know that feel user, try not to be too frightened.

it's just satan, you'll be fine

you don't understand. i haven't flipped it over in years. i read online that these acts as portals for the spirits. i'm really having trouble calming my self down. the hallways are creaking and i'm fucking losing my shit right now.

Be convinced that nothing is happening. Work around the fear and mind games and fucking jerk it or something. Usually works. Nasty porn is best.

Maybe you're sleepwalking.

saw some tip somewhere that said to try to scrunch your nose when it happens, works for me all the time now

Thanks for the tips

Maybe you haven't, but if anyone has been to your house it's possible that they did. It's possible that you also sleepwalk and did it yourself.
What you need to do is go turn in every light in your house, grab some food, and watch some lighthearted Netflix until you fall asleep.

Go break the mirror, then piss on it, then light it on fire. This kills ghosts and demons 100% of time.

I get SP that paralizes me when I wake up for like 30 seconds. Any tips for that one?

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You see mate. SP used to have me but then I developed a way around it or "beating" it.
What I used to do way lay on my bed in fear for hours. Then I figured out ways to man up. The first one I did was after waking up was putting in some headphOnes and listening to folk music or any sort of ambient relaxing music. Then nice that stopped working I'd just watch some tv or whatever. Now I browse the interwebs and have all the lights on. I als like to light a candle, but only light a really nice smelling candle. Nice fragrances help. May this doesn't make sense. Who knows, we baked as fuck so no judge.

you don't understand whats really bothering man.

no ones been over, and i'm almost positive i didn't sleepwalk. the thing that is really bothering me is this mirror is flipped. is bulky and heavy antique like so i don't think i could do it in my sleep without waking.

my room is fucking cold now and i'm shivering. i think I'm in great danger

Different user, I find that when I put metal on and sleep with it on I don't experience SP.

Like I said, turn the lights on, grab a sugary snack, and watch something happy.
It will be okay my friend.
Inexplicable things happen, and since you can't find the reason right now you need to calm down so you can look at it more rationally.

if ur srs ull email me ur credit card information right now

if u aren't srs ull just ignore this reply bcuz ur a fagit

oh shit youre fucked dude. how are you sure youre not still sleeping right now and are still dreaming? ever had a dream within a dream? try waking up

Omw over m8 I'll rape that ghost on your behalf

Live stream it

I usually realize I'm dreaming and it makes me wake up.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I DID WHAT YOU SAID AND CAME BACK TO MY ROOM AND THE MIRROR IS FLIPPED AND A PICTURE I HAD ON THE MIRROR FELL DOWN.

OP will have to do it I'll be ghost rapin

Why are you not on /x/?

Great danger or fucking chill. Do as I say, I am the commander of all evil and good. Trust me, I've had some pretty realistic feeling nights only to awake at 11pm and do it all over again. Don't let your fear get the best of you. As other have said, flick on all the levels light, get some sugar in your body, get nice and warm, listen to some music or happy/funny tv shows, but whatever you do decide not let constant sounds stop. As soon as your ears try to find a sounds fot absolute silence that's when we start tripping balls. Be calm and courageous. Nothing can harm you if you stay in control.

go to sleep again and set your phone to record

I'm having a hard time believing that friend

Bumpin for moar tips

LOLLLL GUYS IM SORRY FOR MAKING THIS THREAAD.
TURNS OUT THE MIRROR WAS A DOUBLE SIDED MIRROR, AND THE FLAP JUST CAME OFF FROM THE BACK.

Anyways, how was y'all weekend?

How about a picture with a timestamp heh?

Real OP here. This was not me.
Turns out my mom flipped the mirror over though while she was getting the laundry from my room.

I don't own a camera.

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you have undiagnosed schizophrenia.

This kid is a nigger. Makes me waste time just to troll. The least you could have done was keep trolling so I didn't feel like a slide sharing good stuffs for you.

What you need to do, is act like a man. Take that faggot mirror, then go and get an axe, and SLAM that bitchass mirror in the face. Hopefully it will learn that no one cares about it, and it will fuck off.

OP HERE.
THIS IS NOT ME.
Anyways, I am extremely scared. I am considering suicide.

Wait, how old are you?

Then you are the bigger nigger for leave no for so long.

Different user here, but someone here told me to get checked out for schizo once.
Should I definitely do that if I'm starting to feel like my reality is a dream?
Rationally I know I'm awake, but everything feels so strange that it feels like a dream.
I'll be driving to work and wonder if I'm just going to suddenly wake up.
I have a lot of nightmares that feel extremely vivid, so I think that's carrying over.

Talk to it. Sounds stupid I know but honestly say out loud to anything listening how you feel and it helps you let go of the fear,calms you tons too. Make a couple of jokes then you are golden

I don't get S.P. (sleep paralasis) but I do get O.P. (Orgasm Paralasis).

Every time I cum every muscle in my body tenses up and I am unable to move for about 30 seconds or until I finish blowing my load.

Bad idea. I've had schizophrenia for a while and talking into emptiness and hearing no reply can be even more unsettling

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I am 17.9999. My birthday is in like 50 minutes. Oh god someone please help me, I think someones going to kill me on my birthday.

ohhh god. ohh alllah if you exist. ohh jesus. oh Mormon. ohh buddah. please someone help me.

No one can help you. If you dont figure it out for yourself, your brain will literally destroy itself till you are homeless screamimg at the "guy who keeps following you"

I think your butts about to get destroyed by a group of ravenous intruders. Just accept it.

MODS MODS MODS

Please guys, can we join our hands together for a prayer. I missed the hindu gods in the last post, so I don't mean to offend them, but now we have to pray to them too.
I googled it and it said something like a pooja that we have to do.
Heres the worshipping plate. Reply or I'm going to die.

Buddha is not a god. You're better off praying to the main three abrahamic gods, methinks.
The Christian one is supposed to be good against demons.

Ok nvm. It was probably just the wood cracking in my house.

>Not worshiping Kek

OP kill yourself. The ghost can't get you if you're ead

You just let it happen without fear. Invite all your nightmares over and own that shit. Nothing less scary than nightmares, SP, or the supernatural.

What if OP become a ghost?

user you probably flipped it sleep walking earlier in the night than came back to focus on it in ur SP. It was probably some overarching dream

Then he can rape ghost grandpa

OH JESUS OF NASARETH. OH GOD OF BIBLE. OH ABRAHAMIC GOD. OH BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
I pray to you !

Great idea! and Dubs confirms it as well!
You know what to do now OP.

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I don't know if you can hear me, but if you're reading this I want you to wake up.

OP do you sleep walk or something? hope demons don't eat you man

Kek good job buddy

Happened to me too a while back. I dreamed I sat up in my bed and knocked down a paper towel off the dresser with my mind/hand, in that instant I woke up and did that exact same maneuver. Needless to say the paper towel fucking flew exactly how I dreamt it.

I was on shrooms, expanded my mind. Maybe you flipped it yourself.

Ive had em too. At the beggining I freaked out, then I understood. Just stay calm and dont open your eyes.

Sometimes I also wanna fight "spirits". Im that stupid.

You're in a dream

My gift to you is the sigil of the sightless. It will protect you and calm your mind. Fortify you against mental attack or distress. Repeat the mantra and draw this symbol in your mind whenever you feel threatened.
"He stands alone, his eyes always open; praying for the sun to never rise again."

Op here. I be kill.

Le end.

Op I pray for you, put the mirror outside immediately there's a spirit attached to it and it wants your soul while you sleep.

Fuck you op, mail that mirror to me

You're in a dream

Wake up

Please wake up we miss you

Can't wake up!

Just realize that nothing is real. Nothing is everything. Everything is just buzzing and all energy is just woven together with varying clusters of speed, space, and attraction. Love pulls the energy like a magnet. We are able to love and therefore we are able to come together when opposing aspects and perpespectives of the god powers we use, to create our perceptions and build our realities, split into two equally numbered opposing sides in society and form a perfect paradox; the two sides are drawn to a collision and from this collision comes the birth of one of natures metaphors: CREATION. But destruction... Friction... And fire, naturally lead the dissolving of a paradox.

its spooks mcdoot or whatever. she read all the mean things you said and put a curse on your mirror. /you vain bastard...

PLEASE
DONT WAKE UP

Remember, all the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life.

Wake me up!