ITT: G.O.A.T. Trilogies

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What the fuck is wrong with Sup Forums today?

Name ONE flaw that's legitimate and not something you're crying about because you're a brainless, weird little pissbaby.

Okay, the fight scenes in The Matrix Reloaded besides the car chase with 90s boy band Predator Twins were all fucking garbage.

the wire work in the final fight with smith.

even the guys doing the video game trilogy hated it.

the final baby is literally called DUES EX

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Literally pleb trash, the trilogy

The first movie was shit though.
2 and 3 were great, but 1 was just mediocre garbage pushed out to make The Avengers.

First one is kinda okay but the remaining two is GOAT.

Do you want anything from the shop?

Smith was the One.

This. I've never understood why people find Simon Pegg so funny, and I'm British.

>Hugo Weaving is part of 3 GOAT trilogies

What a guy.

The World's End was shit though. I expected more.

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>and im british
The fuck does that matter you stupid pleb? Nationality doesn't determine if you can have shit taste or not

>be a godlike mind born from a machine
>faggots are offended when you call yourself god from the machine

Well as an American I can tell you why each American performer is great.

Becomes a heavyhanded jesus allegory

Action in the 2nd and 3rd wasnt really cool martial arts stuff, it just became neo using superpowers

Pacing of 2 & 3 were way off the mark, to the point where the runtime could easily be cut by about 40%. First one was perfectly structured.

I know what you mean. I hate every mexican comedy for the same reason.

he is better than overated gervais

Muh nigga. Pusher trilogy is a masterpiece.

Hot Fuzz was the only good one

The World's End was shit. It just felt so flat and contrived compared to Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. Really disappointed me.

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The only reason it was a trilogy was because Warner Brothers are money-grubbing hacks. The Wachowskis didn't want to do two sequels, and it shows.

That said, I liked the sequels, but you can tell their hearts weren't in the same place when they made them. And the Oracle dying and getting replaced really sank the third movie for me.

The scenes with the Architect and the Trainman were cool, though.

Piers Morgan is better than fucking Gervais, what's your point?

my nigga

1. Pitch Black

2. Chronicles Of Riddick: Directors Cut

3. Riddick: Directors Cut

>and I'm British
exactly
the thing is these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
spaced/shaun of dead/hot fuzz/worlds end are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa

71 fragments is the only one which is ok, even with the fucking gypsy kid.

a person or thing (as in fiction or drama) that appears or is introduced suddenly and unexpectedly and provides a contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty.

>and I'm British.
no fucking wonder m8

When The World's End came out I bought a few edibles and went to a marathon of all three movies at one of the few drive-in theaters left in the country. I twas fantastic, honestly one of the greatest experiences of my moviegoing life

No way that's true. Stop lying.

>getting b8ted by stale pasta
c'mon son

Holy shit don't fucking tell me it happened again

I keep falling for all kinds of memes in place.

this is a serious board here
>>>/reddit/

Fact: no patrician movie has ever had a sequel, let alone a trilogy

You're all plebs

Thank you for reading this post

fuking this times 1000. damn shame this trilogy is so overlooked.

And Transformers

Dr. Mabuse had three movies and the Orpheus trilogy by Cocteau is p good.

Far from being good movies let alone GOAT trilogies. Same with the Hobbit trilogy.

>No human centipede

am i the only one that wants cap in the winter soldier suit again? The all blue with white stripes is best suit. really dislike the other ones

Mah nigga.

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is there a 3?!

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>missing out best movie of 2015
PLEB
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yea no. 3 was a fucking joke. sofia coppola was too much cringe for one movie

Godfather 3 was abysmal and everyone was terrible in it.

oh shit, gonna watch it tonight for the keks

world's end was rubbish

They're all great movies, but idk if I'd call it a GOAT trilogy since you kind of need the Avengers movies sandwiched between them for everything to make sense. You'd get to Cap 3 and go "wait, who the fuck are all these guys!?"

kek

Chronicles and Riddick were shit though

No joke, either.
That movie was fucking unwatchable.

Plebs.

The first half of The World's End is the best part out of all the films. The second half isn't as good, but it was still decent.

Antonioni's malaise trilogy is arguably the best film trilogy ever made.

It's pretty hard to believe that Monica Vitti is still alive.

you genuinely think the simon pegg / nick frost films are the greatest trilogy of all time? you are fucking dense lad. you probably wanna shag your mam cos you think she's cute.

>the best part out of all the films
lol your a moron
worlds end was a cringe fest front to back

It's not himself being funny, it's the writing. He's a great comic writer, he wrote these movies.

>literally every shaun of the dead thread
>HURR DURR THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY IN REAL BRITIAN

britfags get cucked

agreed. honestly one of the worst movies ive ever seen

The entire third movie was a flaw.

how did we get cucked? you are enjoying a pile of garbage that we discarded. i threw out a tub of mouldy margarine earlier - do you want that? it just confirms you've got the sense of humour of a retarded person, congratulations that you have found your very low level.

yupp

this is the best one

This
Robot alien puppet invasion was unsatisfying but the first half was really solid

Sup Forums BTFO.

>Hot Fuzz
amazing
>Shaun of the Dead
great
>The World's End
fucking awful

>and I'm British.
>not, "I'm English, Scottish, Welsh etc"
Come out from the shadows, yank.

fuck off

excuse me guys

Marvel BTFO

I still don't understand how Sofia Coppolla can ruin an entire trilogy with her acting

Get three coffins ready

This.

Bah, just go with Yojimbo and Sanjuro and skip the rest.

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Hot Fuzz and World's End were literal garbage.

>Hot Fuzz
>garbage

as a britfag, this is simply not true.
these along with spaced are pretty well respected.

"trash" would be mrs browns boys or whatever.

As a Mexican, there are Mexican comedies?

Apparently there are comedies but the only person that I can associate with Mexican comedies is Alfonso Zayas and that is not a good thing

Que Culpa Tiene El Niño, is the latest revolting mess they've released labeled as a comedy.

Excuse me guys, kino coming through.

Fuck that actually is the GOAT trilogy
>planned as 3 parts
>coherent and concise as a trilogy
>pacing across all 3 and individually works almost perfectly
>no change in tone or theme between installments
>script, plot, characters etc all clearly formed before production started, adding coherence (because it's based on something, sure, but we're not arguing for or against that here)
>no recasts between films and an amazing cast

Only thing that comes close is the Star Wars original trilogy, but even that's flawed as a trilogy

>I'm British

Go away Achmed, you will never be British no matter how hard you try.

Ok movies but some of the worst editing Ive ever seen.

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Is it even more stupid than 2?
The reception these get for being gross is so fucking stupid when they're so detached from reality. It's like calling Tarantino films too violent, or porn too sexual

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3rd one is the most stupid of them all, it's basically a comedy

Well one of the characters does eat dried African clits and a prisoner fucks another prisoners wound

seagal tier garbage