Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Johnny Depp

Your moms balloon knot

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Himself.

Rosie O'Donnell

WILLEM DAFOE

If William Shatner was a little better at acting, I feel like he'd be the one, but it'd need to be soon

Only 1 man could do the job

Chris Pratt.

He honestly looks like Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks but with blonde hair and an extra 100 pounds. If Coop wore a wig and put on weight he could pass as Trump

Nick nolte

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The job this man will do, it's gonna be fantastic. Really just the best. You won't believe how good a job this man will do. I mean it, you're gonna see the best piece of acting in history. It'll be so good. You just wait and see.

Martin Sheen, in the Dead Zone.

There already was you underaged b&s
>Trump Unauthorized (2005)

Leo looks like shit with black hair

the more important question is who will play her?

>Trump eats meat

God I was about to fucking vote for him too, I thought rich people were smart enough to not support the torture of animals. Fuck.

Rupert Grint

Just wait till they make my movie. Im producing it, its terrific. Great stuff. We have the best people. Its going to be great. My people are so good, the other guys don't have the people that we have.

That's a taco bowl you fucking retard.

Leo really does have a knack for playing rich scum bags who love money (Catch me if you can, Django unchained, wolf on Wall Street). He is perfect

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Himself. Mr. Trump is a man of many talents