why the sudden uptick in segal posting?
Why the sudden uptick in segal posting?
Wyatt Jackson
Jonathan Barnes
memes man
Luke Hernandez
/k/ thinks he's operator as fuck
Jason Myers
He's the personification of dank
Justin Mitchell
I was thinking the same. Its like his weight, This guy has seriously got hefty
Jordan Bennett
What's sad is that Sup Forums doesn't even know the best Segal memes to use, he's a fucking gold mine of memes
>balding spray on hair fag
>goes to other countries and pretends to be a us ambassador
>pretends he was in the yakuza
>pretends aikido is an actual martial art
>pretends hes a sheriff in maricopa county
>has concerts where he goes on stage and fake plays a guitar
>claims he is immune to being choked out
>gets choked out by gene lebell (judo master) in 6 seconds and he shits himself
>makes insane reggae music
Jace Sanchez
>Anderson Silva (who barely speaks english) claims he had no idea who Segal was, just this goofy fat man who would hang around the dojo eating donuts and making jokes
>Steven Segal: I taught Anderson everything he knows. He calls me master.
lol
Alexander Bell
>segal bullied the Pest
not cool
James Hill
Seagal was a meme before meme's even existed. It took snatching birthdays for neo Sup Forums to find out who he is
Brayden Morgan
he did an ama on plebbit so theres a little more material to work with
Joseph Ramirez
Easton Campbell
Anybody seen the Richie meme? I'm a keep coming back until anyone remembers seeing the Richie meme
Nolan Clark
Daily reminder that Jean Claude Van Damme is an actual fighter, with a proven kickboxing record of 48-4, unlike Segal who has never been in a real fight because aikido isn't a real art form, and when Segal was drunk he challeneged JCVD and got absolutely humiliated by Jean in front of Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis and ran away in tears
Hunter Reed
>Shortly after the incident, Seagal explained that the raid on suspect Jesus Llovera—which involved a Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department team in full riot gear swarming his family’s home, as Steven Seagal crashed through his gates in a tank—all came about because, as Seagal said to a local TV station, “Animal cruelty is one of my pet peeves.” So in order to prevent said animal cruelty, Seagal and his team apparently “euthanized” the more than 100 roosters it found on Llovera’s property and, according to a just-filed claim from Llovera, also shot and killed his 11-month-old puppy.
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Jeremiah Parker
That's so 'murica.
Sebastian Taylor
Seagal is a firearms expert and master pistol shooter
Here is some proof if you doubt his abilities.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Anthony Cook
haw you actually SEEN his work?
Austin Evans
I'm not sure if its from one of his movies or is this from his '''reallity''' work
Wyatt Morgan
>Push the bullet
>Push it
Cameron Williams
That shitty movie he did last year is on Netflix now
Henry Lewis
it only started up after some popular reddit posts about his new movies
Henry Collins
snatching birthdays
Oliver Mitchell
>tv_attempts_to_approach_female.flv
This fat man's dance will never not be funny.
Chase Anderson
literal redditors