Ask me literally almost anything

Ask me literally almost anything.
>Pic related.

>almost

What can I not ask you?

>anal beads
its a myth, i repeat, its a myth

op here, just ask

When should I go to bed?

The wife keeps nagging me to go to bed, but I'm not tired yet.

Are you Jack Nicholson?

tell him you're about to sleep soon, she will fall asleep, dont worry.
actually yes :)

Well, trips don't lie.

I told her I'll be to sleep soon. He fell asleep just like you said.

WELL DONE

will you use my soundtrack in your next project jack?

soundcloud.com/maxwelltripp

Hey OP. How do I hear God's voice?

im not in charge of the soundtracks user
when you're about to cum, hold your breath and think of someone you love with all your heart and close your eyes.

Prove that your Jack Nicholson, timestamp

what is the timestamp?

Lurk moar, you faggot and send me Lakers tickets

Jack would never say [literally] like some 12 year old retard on Sup Forums

what's your mailing address?

ok, NO
you dont know me
why would I say that?

How's it going, Jack?

Do you know of any real occultism in Hollywood? Why is it such a big thing with celebrities and DoD people?

I'll buy you some cool shit on amazon

I know your a retarded summer fag pretending to be a legend of Hollywood and failing

>summerfags believing a 79 year is on Sup Forums to answer questions
>wtf

Is this statement false?

trust me, if theres one thing thats REALLY easy, is to get used to luxury, its super fast, most of famous and new rich people change a lot because of that, you disconnect from reality and its easier to fall into silly "occult" stuff, its a waste of time and money
hahahahah

What job should I apply for?

one that you like so much that its like not working

ok it was nice, time to o to sleep, cya guys

Thanks for the info. I always hated the 'showmanship' of hollywood. Most recent oscars were just disgusting in how they treat each other. However I did see a few good actors who were visibly disgusted at what was going on.

You've always been a prime actor. Acting legend.

Have a nice night, Jack.

Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

I made a 1000 year reich using 88s

did you enjoy fucking the dead chick from The Shining?