You come home to these three in your house. What happens next?

You come home to these three in your house. What happens next?

rape happens

I assume I'm being set up as a Patsy in a Jewish murder conspiracy. I grab my gun, smash my phone, pull cash from my safe and leave town. Start new in Alaska.

If I made eye contact with two of them at the same time, I'd probably just sneeze and die

Kick them all out and tell them this is my swamp

I ask them who the fuck they are and what they are doing in my house.

I don't know any of them.

>marry perry
>pimp out grande
>put tay as a house maid that i have sex with when perry is not around and sometimes even when she is around for that good ol 3 way fun

force them to fight to the death with dildos. the winner gets a half eaten bagel

1. Sex, if I'm lucky. She's on my "free game" list.

2. Slap her for Bad Blood and Blank Space, and tell her to go to couples counselling.

3. Hang out and chill. She genuinely seems cool.

Hang out with Taylor and kick the other 2 the fuck out of my house

Ask them which reality TV show I'm on.

Same, but with Ariana Grande.

Play host. I enjoy entertaining guests.

Probably have some beers. Cook that frozen pizza I got. Shred some mad cheese on that bitch.
Bitches love extra cheese.

Shoot them for breaking and entering.

I tell them I don't need any help as I cum in my pants.

I'd fuck em all and then make Taylor clean my house while me and grande chilled and Katy made food.

I would drax them sklounts.

lick and smell taylor's feet while the others suck me off

I would ask Taylor swift if we could make a song, Ask Katy if I could take a pic and a hug, then ask Ariana for her hand in marriage.

faggot

Stfu summer fag, go play minecraft