What is the point of Hufflepuff?

What is the point of Hufflepuff?

They represent the common man.

Somebody's gotta bake wizard cakes and make wizard toys

>ravenclaw

>They dont give a shit. They badass

Dedication
Hard Work
Fair play
Patience
Kindness
Tolerance
Unafraid of Toil
Loyalty

those are the Hufflepuff traits.

HUFFLEPUFF IS THE BEST

SMOKING THEM GREENS

FREE LOVE FOR ALL

WORK HARD LIKE A BALLA

THEY BE THE BEST OF THE BEST

NO HATE

ONLY LOVE

FUCK YALL

HUFFLE MY PUFF NIGGA

What is the point of /r9k/?

Containment house.

It's literally for the people that weren't good enough for the other houses:

>Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry's purest."
>Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
>Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."
>Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot and treat them just the same."

Whats with books aimed at young adults and splitting people into factions, and then goes on to invalidate all the factions but 2 in the end.

Hufflepuffs are the sexual dynamos of the wizarding world.

If you are a non Hufflepuff and have children there is a 50:50 that child really belongs to that of a Hufflepuff.

>Said Slytherin, "racist
>Said Ravenclaw, "elitist"
>Said Gryffindor, "idiots"
>Said Hufflepuff, "greatest"

DAUNTLESS FTW!

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>Slytherin: you want to do X? You are not a pure blood and I wont allow it, even if you can do X you are filth
>Ravenclaw: you want to do X? You are not an intelligent individual, were not having this conversation, its degrading to my image
>Gryffindor: you want to do X? You have no renown or legacy to speak of, I cannot allow this because you arent currently drowning in pussy, fuck academics, be a rock star
>Hufflepuff: you want to do X? Eh, whatever, if you think you can do it then do it, Ill even show you how if I can
Literally the only one that isnt a pseudo cult doctrine that actually promotes individualism.

Hufflepuffs fuck, like 90% of the time at Hogwarts.

HUFFLEPUFFS DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Hufflepuff would be where most of the furries, femdom, and House Elf activists would be.

Femdom is slytherin.

Is that the chick from the pornos?

>8 years of learning to become a wizard dentist
>Everyone just learns to perform the repairo dentium
>Suicide at age 25

>get a Hogwarts degree by puffing magic herb all day and not giving a fuck while cucking other houses' women
How is being Hufflepuff a bad thing again?

>someone just spams accio fucking mad dollar
>everyone bankrupt

fuck sake they really didn't think this through

So dimwits without ambition can be around likeminded people.

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>be Mexican wizard in 2019
>apparate to other side of Trump Wall
>accio charlie
what now, Donald?

>implying Trump isn't a wizard

who is that semen demon?

when retards have magic powes, you can't just leave them on their own. You have to at least teach them how no to blow up their house when trying to magic pet their cat.

Literal meatshields

Wasn't slythering fot the most ambitious? Otherwise Snape or Voldemort wouldn't have been selected because they are half shit

Hufflepuff = Libertarian Left
Gryffindor = Authoritarian Left
Slytherin = Authoritarian Right
Ravenclaw = Libertarian Right

Rowling actually wanted to put Harry in Gryffindor, Hermione on Ravenclaw and Rony in Slytherin, but she found it was too hard to write and create context with all of 3 of them on separate houses.

It's for shitcunts. Whether they are pureblooded, halfblooded, ambitious, lazy, cunning, dumb, good or bad, Slytherins are all shitcunts.

IIf we are going to clasify each hose by fetishes, I think the Ravenclaws would let their girlfriends be railed by Dean Thomas, and Slytherin is probably into holding hands or some bullshit like that.
Gryffindor is so brave they probably dare each other, including the girls, to have threesomes with magical shemales

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More like hufflepuff-/r9k/

>Slytherin is probably into holding hands or some bullshit like that.

The fiends!

Robots are way too selfish, lazy, and hateful to be in Hufflepuff. They are mostly Ravenclaws (intelligent but lazy and mentally fucked up).

Now that you mention it, Hermione being in Gryffindor is kindof stupid, and Ron should be in Hufflepuff on account of his common upbringing and attitude. Fuck sake this wouldbe been alot more fun if it worked, instead of seeing mary sue-house in the spotlight the whole time.

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Hermione isn't a Ravenclaw, she is book-smart but close minded. Luna and Mr. Ollivander are the perfect Ravenclaws and they're all weird, unconventionally smart sperglords.

Hermione is the dumb-person's idea of what a smart person is like.

>create several factions in thing
>disregard all the factions that dont promote bravery and charisma and the one that is inherently evil, rich or uses logic over all else
It keeps happening.