Tell me your secrets, Sup Forums

Tell me your secrets, Sup Forums.

I experience more arousal while pooping than having sex. As a gay man, a man's penis will never have the same effect as stool slowly pushing its way out of my anus. Hot to think of really.

Im a virgin :(

When i was about 12 years old, i regularly had sex with my 14 year old sister. It continued on for about 3 years. It only stopped when i contracted the clap. I didnt care but i think that embaressed her alot so she just quit. She was regularly molested at a younger age too.

I was raped while serving in the Army and I told no one because theres a huge stigma around a male being raped.Ive told no one. Not even my wife.

were u raped by a guy?

Me too, and I'm almost 32.

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Because I fucking wanted to.

thats lewd user

I haven't showered in 7 days. I could at any time but I just didn't feel like it.

I eat my own cum... quite often... gf doesnt know... yet...

i found a box with jewels in a ditch next to a road
its probably from a jewel heist, ive had it for 8 months now and ill keep it a little longer and maybe sell or pawn them abroad or in a different city
haven't told anyone i found it yet

What city did you find them in? Also could you post some pictures?

>>be me 17
>>roommate has amazing tits
>>i really want to fuck her
>>she was 24 at the time and didnt seem interested
>>watched her masterbate mutiple times
>>got to the point i was getting hard just seeing her
>>one day go into her room she has a her dildo laying out
>> admit that i think its hot that she masterbates
>>a few weeks later walk into her room to ask for something, sit down to ask her and feel a slight vibration in the bed
>>quickly lift her blanket and bam theres the amazing pussy with a vibrator going to town
>>end up eatting her out fucking her with her dildo while she gave me head

Years ago, My co-worker left his email open. I ended up finding nudes of his wife. Got drunk and traded them online. Do reverse image search on them now and she is internet famous.

I'm sorry, user. I've read about shit like that before. Thanks for your service, though. I might join up myself at some point in the near future

I am with you user. You are not alone anymore.

i smonked a weed once

This one want his share of rape

Uhhhhh, Im depressed.

by legal definitions, im technically a murderer.

I'm successful, and loved...yet I still hate my life and consider suicide on a daily basis.

>>i "smoked" weed once
>>its legal
>>lol

Where's the body faggot?

How ?

I'm afraid of Infinity.

I have vaginismus and will likely never make the effort to seek treatment. I sometimes consider finding a guy with some sleeping girl fetish and let him roofie/fuck me, just for the possibility of loosening me up. Of course, asking around for this is weirder than the guys who would want to. I'm probably going to shoot myself before I turn 40.

moar?

Nah, just want to serve my country. Plus, who doesn't want to shoot a few terrorists amirite

I alnost had sex with my ex teacher. But my bad selfconfidence didn't let me to do that...

I broke into a warehouse and stole a ton of valuable items but then I went back again and got caught near it and the owner got pissed and called the cops but I dont think they realize it was me who stole all the stuff

pics or gtfo

I am a telepath. You are French, aren't you?

Yes. Two guys.

fuckin nerd

thats actually so fucked lmfao

I'm growing increasingly terrified of bodies of water. Waist high, clear water is what I can handle. Even standing in a bathtub of soapy, hard to see through water gives me super anxiety. I stay away from the water at the beach. Even in games like The Forest, or Ark, where the graphics are realistic, I don't like to go into bodies of water, especially since I can't see through it when the game goes into night mode. Like, if my character falls into the water and I can't get out right away, I'll exit the game, or let myself drown and walk away.
Is this as weird as I feel like it is?

Nice try fbi

im too scared of being traced to go into any detail. and i dont know if its possible to just trace from a post. (serious, no bait)

i wish i was cool like you

I get that feel in open water. When i can't see the bottom. I think it's cause i had a near downing experience as a kid. It sucks too cause i live in Hawaii and the beach is one if the few fun activities that is free to do. I do go fishing a lot though. That i can handle.

anal sex is better then regular in my opinion

I'm going to kill myself on Friday. I have my letter and my gun. It's already such a relief.

pics?

K

Where do you live?

OP delivered, is this loss?

Make a video of you doing it

Don't ask, don't tell?

you don't only have vaginismus, you are also a hamgalaxy. thought you might wanna know

I love loli hentai.

sounds like youre developing a phobia, user.

You get the roofies and I'll fuck you OP

You are stepping on dangerous ground. You like to fuck women in the ass, next you will wonder how does it feel, then you will finger and dildofuck your own brownhole, until you find a "friend" to help you with the real deal

Why not seek treatment?

why does your life suck that bad? gimmie some story feg

i have adhd

i'm married to a beautiful slim woman and i have absolutely no desire to fuck her, i'm just so bored with her sexually.
and we're getting ready to have a kid. stuck with her for life.
even better, she's a wonderful kind intelligent person, and to top it off, she'll do anything for me in bed.
but i just don't fuck her.
i do fuck a spic squat chick from my office who is clearly inferior.

Will at least you got dub

i would do it

lol nah i still love the pussy hell ya

I got super drunk and high and signed up for the National Air Sex competitions.

I did awful.

That's a good way of putting it, when the ground isn't visible. I never had this problem until the last couple years, nothing traumatic has happened either. I have a swimming pool for fuck's sake. Aren't the waters all super clear over in Hawaii? Or is that just a stereotype?

Eddard Stark isn't Jon Snow's dad, Lyanna Stark is Jon Snow's mother. Eddard Stark took him as his own in the Tower of Joy. Jon Snow's dad is Rhaegar Targaryen. This makes Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen family. This will be the main point of the last season (8th).

more into sex sex with my dog than my gf.

I have a six inch dildo and I masturbate with it up my ass. I love it, but I'm not gay. I just love anal masturbation.

I thought the army was just one giant gay fuck fest.

>New

Saddest story in this thread.

No pussy pic for reference?

i dressed up as a girl and went to a park. used my gf clothes and makeup. i had a wig and contact lenses hidden
also made me a fake butt and hips.
went to a park, asked for fire to a nice guy, he didn realize what i was. we talked a lot and then i kissed him, with tongue and all that shit. he asked me for my facebook or whatsapp, gave him all fake shit and said goodbye
think I'll do it again

Haha nice

Nice

Nice dubs

its fucking killing me.
what am i supposed to do?
i've heard it all before. be creative, try new things, communication, all that shit doesn't work.

Why on a Friday, that's just before the weekend

ive never got dubs before, :(

these are for you, friend

Im 19 and had a one night stand with a 21 year old about 2 months ago and she's the first girl i've ever actually been obsessed with. I literally cant get over this chick and she wouldn't even let me take her out again. I'm just playing it cool at this point hoping i casually see her at a party and somehow reel her back in but I can't get her out of my head.

Tell her the truth and leave for a couple months? Or lie and leave. Maybe you'll miss her, and when you come back she'll excite you again.

I've wanted to fuck my female cousin since we were both in our teens. She has a banging curvy body and an amazing pair of tits and tends to turn the conversation sexual as far as admitting how many times she's masturbated in a day. She's kind of a loser, pretty much is a parasite to her parents, and I once kinda insinuated that I found her attractive and she freaked out. There's nothing worse than finding out somebody is a coward.

Here you go buddy.

Go seek treatment, seriously. Promise me you'll do it.

Don't mind those fags. *These* are for you.

It's not weird, it's a phobia. Do you have any negative past experience related to water? It doesn't have to be the case.

When i go to the park i say I'm going to feed the birds
But i only go to eat a whole bag of Wonderbread

Check em, friend

No no, I dedicate these dubs to you sir.

I from time to time troll as a feminist/sjw on social media sites including Sup Forums.

Don't do it. Do pic related instead.

Because you never have, these are for you =)

I think you might be right. Nothing really traumatic has happened to cause it though, I have no idea where this came from. I was just wadding out from the beach last year with my friend, it was cloudy, and we were about 150 out, and the water was only to about my chest, but holy shit it was murky.
>in pre described setting
>cloudy outside, wind is picking up
>a storm's abrewin
>waves that were mid chest are now lifting me up a bit and going up to my head
>look at friend
>look at far away shore
>look around the murky water
>"omg what if big fish are out here"
>lake plant touches my leg

I think this is when I realized I had a problem, I damn near had an anxiety attack when I realized where I put myself.

Chiggedy check 'em friend

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lol'ed

Don't think I have any secrets. Probably wouldn't remember if I did anyways.

Nah. I grew up with a pool even. Every year I go out and rent a house on the beach and would go in the water just fine.

telling her the truth would break her heart. i just couldn't.
i discovered the real purpose of viagra. for men who love their wives to fuck them when they have no desire to. i try to give her it once or twice a week but i dread those days.
its fucking insane.
in all other aspects we're a great couple. and i know if i don't fuck her at least sometimes she'll go find it elsewhere and i wouldnt blame her. yet--there is no way i will have an open marriage. i will never abide her cheating.
and yet i cheat.

Do you really? Give me symptoms and actual experiences of it.