You walk into your hotel room and see the girl you were chatting up at the pool and she says "do whatever you want"...

You walk into your hotel room and see the girl you were chatting up at the pool and she says "do whatever you want". What do you do?

lazy bitch. bet she didnt even pack the next bong cone

probably sunbake. maybe some reading

shit on her

Asks her to leave, i have 2 kids and a wife.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

She already said. Whatever I want. Duh.

penetrate her cervix

from her rectum

Ok, but what would that be?

i believe i'd insert my erection in her anus repeatedly, which is what 98% of responders here would do, being as it is the natural reaction.

jolly good thread, m8, just top stuff.

pic unrelated

I find this amusing.

I think this is a sign I'm getting old.

Another pic for you guys, if your not going to tell me what you would do to her. Rate her please.

call mods

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>implying I wasn't going to do whatever I want anyway

filthy casuals

Why, she's over 18.

She is going to be a wrinkly ball of tanned leather by the time she's 40.

Neato.

That's the same direction you fucking retard

>doesn't know the moonwalk
welcome newfriend

Ask her if she's got condoms or at least if she's clean and on the pill.
Otherwise, I'm out.

Are you are that you could keep me off you if I was naked!

Sure*

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If you're disease ridden, then yes. 100% sure.

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