"Don't do it, Peter..."

>"Don't do it, Peter..."

What did she mean by this?

she's just a shit brown-eyed version of amy adams.

I started this meme synthesis, you're welcome

how can one person be so wrong?

Amy Adams is a plane jane

>Tomei was in A Chorus Line
>I was stage manager for A Chorus Line in high school
>Tomei and I have an emotional connection

Feels good, aunty

>>Tomei is a human
>>I am a human
>>Tomei and I have an emotional connection
much easier.

>"Yer gettin' yer cawk sucked, Tiger."

She meant
>don't ejaculate in me, I didn't hit menopause yet.

dont pull out

Easily the WORST casting decision possible.

And not because of her acting ability or whatever...

I just don't feel I should want to fuck Aunt May. Same with Diane Lane as Martha Kent (though they uglied her up a bit thankfully)

I'm ok with it. Then again, I still would bang Jennifer Tilly so I might be in the minority here.

>I still would bang Jennifer Tilly so I might be in the minority here.
most straight men would.

no she is extraordinary.

smdhtbhfam at how wrong you are

>uglied her up a bit
It backfired, she still look hot af when they toed her up and had her hair all messed up

Truly the dawn of Milfkino

>SJWs mad because Aunt May is a young attractive woman
>she is actually 51 years old
what is their problem?

She said "Don't. Do it, Peter."

And by "it" she meant "sex."

reminder that in another Marvel universe Jean Grey is 51 too

>hot af
yeah I can't deny that. But they still tried. But with Marissa...jesus, she looked like she just got done fucking the moment she was on screen and was getting ready to go again.

...i'll be in my bunk...

>not wanting to Fuck both of them and superman's mom

Gay boys ITT desu senpai

>always looks like she got done fucking
>lives alone with 15 year old boy

Oh God, thank you based civil war and Jurassic world for this /ss/

>"That's it, baby, bounce with it. Bounce with it. You're doing wonderfully." She exclaimed

>I felt my balls begin to tingle as the cum boiled within them

>"Your balls are tightening up, you're almost there. I want you to tell me when your about to cream." She said

>I felt my load prepare to enter my torpedo shoot

>"I'm gonna cum, aunt May." Peter said

>"Hump hard and let me know when." She said

>His hips bucked. Bedspings squeaked. Boobs bounced wildly. his cock fucked up and down its buttery chasm

>"I'm gonna cum now...Oh aunt MAY!!!

>Aunt May suddenly stopped, let her tits go and grasped the base of my quivering monster. She pressed her thumb against my sprem chute

>"NO...STOP!!! Don't do it Peter

>post yfw she gets STARKED and /ss/ never happens

so which one?

...

how do you think her crotch area smells in that pic?

would you stick your head in there and take big ole whiff?

what a great thread

...

holy shit hhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
i would gladly die there

>Hope you got a few good licks in

>how do you think her crotch area smells in that pic?
I have no idea.

>would you stick your head in there and take big ole whiff?
Yes and would kiss it too.

was hilarious how little Rourke liked filming The Wrestler with her

I don't get this.

Peter wasn't doing anything wrong. In fact, he wasn't doing anything at all. It was the woman who was doing the doing, Peter was barely awake.

Aunt Diane was implying that Peter had a choice in the matter. In actuality, Aunt Diane should have been reprimanding the woman.

what's the story?

jesus

>Aunt Diane should have been reprimanding the woman
But she was only trying to button up his pants.

Italian brunettes are fucking God tier. Only "muh Aryan" pol faggots disagree.

It's both. The taboo of an incestual pregnancy gets her hot

why draw pol into this? the fuck's your problem?

I think Aunt Diane was being sneaky here. A little later she reveals that ''You're getting yer cawk sucked, kid.''

I think Aunt Diane was being pretty irresponsible, blaming Peter for a situation that he had no real control over.

god why do you do this to my dick

Someone using the term "shit brown-eyed" is most likely from pol.

What did she mean by this?

why are MCU threads so comfy?

Why does she look like a man?

I would too and I don't even know if she's in anything besides whatever Chucky movies she was in

I find Marisa Tomei really really beautiful. I just can't fap to her you know what I mean? She looks so comfy and caring

just a retard

Bound

Women age like milk they said

>Marisa tomei will never face you as she rides you gently and press her forehead against yours as she heavily breathes onto your chest

;_;

>MAY AS WELL KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY!

what did she mean by this?

>"Don't do it, Peter..."
>"Do me instead."

Because you're a lonely teenager.

Is it bad I want to fuck her and Tom Holland at the same time

>cast someone of the right age for a role
>they're too attractive tho >:(

Only pedophiles say that.

wrong on both counts fäm

uggo

Then she would be breathing into my mouth, no thank you.

>Keep it in the family.
What did she mean by this?

Jesus Christ. Why would you participate in capeshit threads if you're not a teenager? Are you an American man-child? Do you suffer from autism?

There are no teenagers here you idiot.

Pedo.

fuck, i already jacked off an hour ago, time to go again.

What movie is this from?

>capeshit

what?

Read the rest of the conversation, mongoloid.

thanks bro

filename, idiot

Does she dies in the end?

Stop it, guize, I can only get so erect.

>he doesn't get what that poster meant by MCU

once you realize, I bet you'll feel pretty darn dumb

>Aunt May seemed fascinated by my equipment and she continued to cup first one ball and then the other. She must have gone back and forth a dozen times. She seemed to be weighing them or something and I assumed she was just checking to make sure they were normal.

>“Cough for me Peter.”

>I did.

>“Again please.”

>I did.

>“Are they okay aunt May?”

>“Um, they seem fine Peter. I was just comparing them to see if they were the same size

>My dick began to rise

>“Um aunt May, I’m sorry about that. It’s starting to get hard and I can’t help it!”

>“Not to worry Peter, It’s a perfectly normal, healthy and natural reaction when your privates are being examined.”

>“Are you sure, I mean this is getting pretty darned embarrassing.”

>“Nonsense, now just be quiet and let me finish up here.”

Ultimate Spider-Man Aunt May was pretty bangable

aaaaay...would love to see a white haired marissa

>Peter, my hand got stuck in the sink again, bring some oil.
Too predictable

on average

lolifags are the worst. but women don't age as good as men.

>"Peter, you look so tense! What's wrong? Stayed up late studying again? Let your auntie relieve some of that stress."

>"You want one of my special massages, Peter?"

bumb

>all these shota posts

Good work, Sup Forums.

>amy adams
Italian Brunettes ARE fucking God tier.

Did Tony tap that?

>You're getting your cock sucked kid

>flashback scene of 1991 RDJ and Marisa Tomei getting plastered at some upscale bar in NYC

I'd watch that.

>"Peter, did I ever tell you about how I knew Tony Stark? He was a good friend."

She's repulsive but I would bury my face in these feet until I suffocated

You are literally retarded

that hairy gash. mmmmmmmmmmmm

>Aunt May will never give you a penis inspection day.

i was robbed of true happiness.

Mickey rourke is an asshole probably

I'm glad they're going with a younger aunt may
in the first spider man peter was in highschool and his aunt looked like a grandmother
When I was in highschool my aunts were like 40-50 years old

>Amy Adams is a plane jane
literal faggot detected

they were right. a few attractive older women don't prove anything