Guys I'm scared, I think jesus is real and he's working on us right now...

guys I'm scared, I think jesus is real and he's working on us right now. i think jesus could pop on Sup Forums at any moment and im not sure what to do. read this fucked up shit

>you are jesus

>nah you buddha fam

sure jesus is real I see him and his homies outside Home Depot all the time

I have come

This picture awfuly resembles a bait

you deny god with memes, you are a disgrace, i am the one true user

you deny your spirituality with a joke about people going about their lives outside home depot, what a fucking disgrace you are to the world

you deny your soul by saying it doesn't even exist, that's alright man user will hold your soul for you, and when you're ready he'll give that shit to you, has nothing to do with bait you fucking retard

get the fuck out of my thread you fitlhy cretins let me know when you are actually ready to hear the truth in the world

WTF IS GOING ON STOP SAMEFAGGING YOUR OWN GOD DAMN THREAD

>this is how mind control works
>you put the idea in someones head
>and then you control their mind for them forever
>they lose sight forever

>i cant be jesus because my brother killed himself, fuck off you fucking insane idiot

I don't have a soul mate, I traded it for a bag of doritos

a thought, if jesus were real, do you think he would show his face to you? he would probably come on Sup Forums and samefag his own thread until you believed him. but the thing is, god is in all of us. buddha is in all of us.

>satan is in all of us too

gr8 b8 i r8 8/8

is it me still talking?

IT WAS ALL ME YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER I SAMEFAGGED MY OWN THREAD UNTIL I SAW FIT TO LEAVE

>3am
>im all alone
>see all this shit4
>what is going on with my life am i high

drugs are not a requirement to see god

stop man you realize that by being you you could destroy someone with that power, the power to control the world

WHO IS FUCKING REAL AND WHO IS NOT TELL ME NOOOOOOOW

the reason people hate Sup Forums, ladies and gentlemen, i see weak minds everywhere

>IF GOD IS REAL GIVE ME TRIPS

you deny god because you were unable to gain an artificial number on a bullshit scummy website, what a pitiful creature you are

STOOOOOOOOOOP

KILLLLLL YOURSELFFFFFF

never man for you id never fucking kill myself

but
>jesus is not real
>jesus is not real
>buddha is a lie
>buddha is a lie
>you are a lie
>you are insanity personified
>you are a fucking joke man stop talking
>kill yourself
>kill your own mother to prove your jesus dude i fucking dare you

i did, I killed her

guys, is anyone else reading this...

holy

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guys am i the only one posting in this thread right now...

>moot created Sup Forums for a reason
>he made it to see how crazy the world was
>he made it to see god and that was his life dream
>he wanted to see the truest user in the entire world
>let's show him user guys sticky this thread if you see it mods, otherwise let it die and ill brb

if
>if you select all the captchas it just keeps on going