I have a very good boss. I wanna resign my job

I have a very good boss. I wanna resign my job.

And I need Sup Forums help me frame a 100 word resignation letter.

So rules : 1 word per post.

Start!

When at 100 words, I will join them and post it here.

This time I will deliver.

Dear

Cuck

You

I

Can

Suck

Check

nigger

putanginamo

Your

Shit, i'm in pretty much the same situation. Love the people I work with and the work environment, but got a job offer that pays much more. I'm planning on taking it because of that, but it's gonna be hard leaving these guys.

pistachios

shit

Vrau

fart

i fucked your wife

Enema

Sandnigger

Post Invalid.

1 word per post

But

xD

masturbationism

Hitler

Keemstar

This is fucking gay retards just shouting obsinities. Its funny when your doing madlibs at 13 but no other time

Cancerously

purplemonkeydishwasher

Jucalebre

into

ihaveherpes

OP here.
26 words so far.
Just counting.

Gobble turkey!!

Thundercunt

Bird

Hitler is god like with gas

Pupper