Write popular jokes from your cunt about neighboring cunts

Write popular jokes from your cunt about neighboring cunts

Chad? More like bad, amirite?

our neighbors are not fun

Spaniards smell bad lmoa

>tfw to inteligegnt too make fun of neigbours

I'TS COLD AS FUCK OK!?

Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them. Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage. Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan. "We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it" So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. The barmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks the two out. Paddy says: "see it works, we didn't pay did we?" As Paddy's plan seems to be working they carry on doing it... In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Sean isn't looking to good. They have just finished their pints... Sean: "I can't do this anymore Paddy my bloody knees are hurting as fuck...!" Paddy: "No worries...I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub!"

Why do Greeks have so little letters?
Cuz they sold the others to pay denbt

Why do Mexicans love low riders?

Lets them pick crops without getting out of their car.

Croat enters Slovenia.

"And we entered Slo- oh we already in Italy"

overused

an albanian and his 5yo son share the same bus with a greek
the kid starts mimicking the greek
the greek: tell your son to stop
the albanian: son, stop acting gay

They're all terrible and they're not even worth telling imo.

How do you sink a swedish submarine?
You swim down and knock on the door.

Why did the swede bring a car door into the desert?
So he could roll down the window when it got too hot.

There's countless jokes like this that are equally bad.

How do you recognize a Dutch ship?

There are no seagulls flying behind it.

Ze belgians r dum lol mdr

there's a saying here "X is more dangerous than a chilean tracing maps"

malingsia truly indonesia lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HE WAS SUCKING HIS DICK ALL ALONG!
MY SIDES!

scots are humourless degenerate cunts

bazinga

hi backwards poland

Where did Paddy name came from? The rice field.

Sillypenis - Maids and typhoons
Indoggy - Maids and earthquakes
Chingapork - Jew humping cars

what is the difference between portuguese woman and sea lion ?

one has moustaches, a shiny coat of hair, and smells like fish
the other one is a sea lion