Can we stop with the plot armor?

Can we stop with the plot armor?

Jon Snow should be dead and he's only alive because teen girls get wet looking at him.
Daenarys should be dead but she's only alive because men get a hard on looking at her.
Cersei blew up a third of King's Landing and it appears nobody gives a single fuck.

When does it fucking end? When?

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Oh wow 3 characters survived? plot armor confirmed!
lets ignore the fact that other 300 good chars didn't

Stop bumping shit threads, newkid.

It's your own fault for following that shitty show.

>Cersei blew up a third of King's Landing and it appears nobody gives a single fuck.

One does not simply immediately fuck with the mad queen and her Frankenstein bodyguard.

Everyone hates her, possibly even Jaime. You want them to kill her off in the same episode she sets herself up?

fuck you
bump

They only kill the characters that we like.

This is confirmed because George R.R. Obese's wife threatened to divorce him if he killed Arya or Snow.

According to spoilers Jaime is going to kill her.

>Spoilers

You mean theories

In the books she has a prophecy along with the 3 children death's that Jaime will kill her. They decided to get rid of this for the show version.

Eh its kinda hard to expect anything to be the same as in the books now.

Btw: check'd

It will happen in the next season bro
The plot armor is thick though, Arya has no business using a mask from the faceless men, since she declined being no one

Sage goes in all fields

bump

NIGHT KING

Wait.. u like show arya..? really?

wat

Bump

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chk

only the mid is true

>Cersei blew up a third of King's Landing
>"High Sparrow AllahkaSnackbar'd the temple, no more Tolerance in Kings Landing." - Cersei

Bro if you tried to blow up your capital irl you could expect thousands of angry peasants outside your gates armed and bloodthirsty.

Frankenstein wont protect shit then.

Nobody knows for sure who did it yet you fuck wit.

Who would lead them? She Mussolini'd that shit. Got all the "leaders" of the peasants together in one room and blew that shit sky high.

King's landing is back to how it should be, ruled by angry tyrants, it's what the common folk want really.

Hmm Cersei didn't show up for Cersei's trial and the Sept was blown to high hell.

I wonder who did it?

She took one for the one she gave him

can you honestly say the show would be better if they died?

the whole "anyone can die" thing was great gimmick to get people into the show but the last couple of seasons have basically been "oh shit we killed all of the characters people cared about"

Everyone that knew she was late/not coming were incinerated in that sparkly green fireball

>tfw no "fuck this shit, I'm out" caption on a .gif of the scene where Tommen jumps out the window

GoT is horribly overrated. Never watched it. Simple story line. Dunno why people are so hooked. I use it as an indicator to look out for lesser beings

That's just apologist talk that doesn't slice the butter at all.

>simple story line

How can you say something is over rated if you never watched it?

Nice trips, fedora guy.

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Killing Tywin was a mistake.

Dude was alpha as hell and I would've loved to see him ride in on his horse with a stern face and execute Cersei after she blew up the city.

> The prophecy IS in the show. They have an episode dedicated to it
> The prophecy doesn't mention Jamie by name. The theory mentions only the 'Valonqar' which could be anyone considered a 'little brother'

Sage

>alpha
>gets cucked by mad king
>killed while sitting on the shitter

It will end, as soon as it stops being the highest rated show of all time..
It'll be a while

>implying he would
>Implying he'd even let the High Sparrow to put her on tial in the first place

user, you don't even know Tywin.

Dany has plot armour because she's literally the only targaryan left. Can't get rid of the line that has the most legitimate claim to the throne (arguably).

>Heir to a bloodline of incestuous madmen originating from a conqueror from Essos
>Legitimate

Did you not watch the last episode? They confirmed r+l=j

lol last targaryan

Strongly implied but did not confirm

what i don't get is why bran cares who john snows parents are, him having a claim to the throne doesn't affect him at all but its made out like this huge deal

He's learning about his family. Lyanna's death was a big family tragedy. He was told a lie about the circumstances. Id be curious as well.