American athletes

>American athletes.

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>amerifats

That fatass can run a faster 40 yard time than 50% of big league soccer players.
Really makes you think.

and then he's out of breath.

>ameriroids

from fucking all the bitches that wants his dick, yea

before collapsing on the field. then a commercial plays and they feed him emergency burgers

Reminder

Trotting around, walking, and only running for about 10 minutes max in any given match does not make you a better athlete than the average American Football player

as an American I lol'ed

It really makes you think

>Americans

Of course an american would defend a fat black man who fucks white women.

>this is what americans actually believe

this is probably true, since americans are addicted to burgers, eating burgers give them energy

Americans athletes consistently beat the rest of the world at the Olympics, not sure what point you're trying to make.

Thats probably true because thats all they need him to do, just be a mobile wall of flesh to slam a guy at the speed of a sprinter

its already been proven by sports science

And that's why you suck at football while the rest of the world doesn't.

>mfw this thread will get 599 replies for the 3rd time this week

>Amerilards

Nowhere did I imply that, you cuckold

why did we save Europe from the Soviets if all they do is make fun of us? should have just sat back and watched 'em burn.

...

Because Soviet brutality combined with West Europe technology would have fucked your shit up

We suck at soccer because we put no money into it to raise players because its less popular than fucking hockey here

>West Europe "technology"

>West Europe "technology"

>West Europe technology

Qt dogger

>West Europe technology

(you)

ill just leave this here

>West Europe technology

>Portugal in charge of counting

if we suck so bad why couldn't you beat us and make it out of the group stage in the wc?

so loosing that giant fat pouch on his bvelly could only improve things,right?

what'd you say little wite boi?

>endurance running is the only measure of athleticism

he has to be big, he's a defensive lineman. the ball carriers are faster than lightning so he has to increase the amount of mass that they have to squeeze through.

Would make him less effective on the field. His job is to be a goddamn freight train that requires two people to block, and he does it very well

no better cause then he woukd be a terrible defensive/offensive line guy

Does this nigga even have a job anymore?

I know he can bring people back from the dead, but he does that >for free

>floptrot

excellent rebuttal, retard

last i heard he was doing commentating or some such thing for his old college.

Holy shit I thought they were just kidding

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XWUmXqkCigs

>European """men"""

youtube.com/watch?v=31fWMyU48ag

>European """heroes"""

IS THIS REAL?

Goddamn why does this country worship fatties

>europe's greatest sportsman

>European """enrichment"""

>Portugal

>European """men"""

>European """masculinity"""

>european """neutrality"""

>the samefaging in this thread

>europeans

As much as I hate Ronaldo, it has to suck to be playing for a country where you're the only good player

>american pastimes

>american """""men"""""

jose bautista in the bottom left

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>american women

>Bulgarian """women"""

>american """""masculinity"""""

kek

fat disgusting hambone detected. Get off that hover round

We'll see who's the shitter on the 10 of July. If you can pass the dentist test.

>that pound sign on the coke

Everytime

>american """""""banter""""""

Pepe has been the best player of this euro so far, hes the one carrying our NT

Is Bulgaria even known for anything besides having a horizontal Italian flag?

>Australian "women"

>the american banter is always about being proud how uneducated you are

Kroos knows that feel.

yuroslurps BTFO itt

Please, you're upsetting Americans

changing sides at the end of world war 2 when the Soviets came to butt fuck them.

>serious question
>banter

Why are you so upset?

Just put down the fork America. It's not that difficult.

as usual

>Bulgaria
>invented one of the most used alphabets in the word

>USA
>invented the BigMac and the mobility scooters

>American athletes.

Even more so now that half the countries aren't competing this year. Also... population, and the fact there are basically no possibilities for people to train in weird obscure sports.

>slavrunes

So nothing of note then. Whereas bigmacs and mcdonalds are in just about every country.

Jej come on you could've at least said that about Antonio brown or julio Jones and been right

:^)

But nobody in this picture is 'top'?

he's probably right though. even the 300 pound guys often run about a 5.0 in the forty, it's insane.

>yfw

Does Classical age Thrace count as an achievement?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitar_Berbatov

>expectin american to even know what Thrace is

Nina Dobrev is a Bulgarian, so they have that going for them. Shame about their having peaked a thousand years ago though.

This is a shop.
>Google
>ESPN
>It's not a shop

>Things the other user posted that I don't agree with

that's not ronnie o'sullivan m8

>american health care

>american